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Muffin Tumble

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About Me

.. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350"Stubborn, selfish, sassy, spoiled,...(oops, did I just type that outloud???)I'm a fun-lovin' gal that refuses to grow up. Some would call that immature; I call it young at heart. I live in the moment; you know, I'm a "fly by the seat of my pants kinda gal". Is that so wrong-ah? I'm a bit of an adventurer and I love to travel. I'm a left-handed Capricorn, which is a contradiction in itself. My life is a contradiction. I believe I am an introverted extrovert; is that possible? I don't take myself too seriously. Owen is my favorite Wilson, even now. I like to rock out in my car, and sometimes, I don't care who is watching. I overuse parentheses. (I can't help it) I'm definitely not a morning person. I've been known to be a bad influence. I love Sake Bombs. I love people that drink Sake Bombs. I am very sarcastic and love to joke w/ people; so much though that sometimes it's hard to tell when I'm kidding. I sometimes speak w/o thinking about the consequences of my words. I have a laugh that you either love or you hate. It's one of those gutteral cackels; I've heard it's contagious. I laugh too loud at the movies. I laugh too loud. I LOVE food; I love to cook it, I love to eat it, and I LOVE to talk about it. (What'd you eat today?) I am a bookkeeper by day, bartender by night, and I also play roller derby w/ the Texas Rollergirls. (I play for the Hell Marys and my skatename is MUFFIN TUMBLE.) Needless to say, I keep very busy, but I still manage to make time to have fun.You can learn more about my alterego by CLICKING HERE
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My Interests

Roller Derby, Movies, Gambling, Partying, Travel, Sushi, My Cat, Plot Twists, Shopping, Skiing, Iced Chai, Burt's Bees Lip Schtuff (it's the balm!), Sudoku, Crosswords, Fage Greek Yogurt w/ Honey makes me happy, perezhilton.com, Lefties, Leftists, airamericaradio.com, Dancing, Noses, Dancing Noses, Cooking, Fleece, Tube Socks and Tube Tops, The Rockets, Karoake, Mixology, Fine Art, Writing, Architecture, Unintentional Comedy and Inside Jokes, even if I'm the only one that gets them....

I'd like to meet:

Like minded people to amuse and entertain me. People that can teach me something. Artsy Fartsies. Nerds. Dorks. Do-Gooders. Pirates. Bad Seeds. Drinkers. Rollergirls. Johhny Depp. Ben Stiller. Dave Mirra. Oprah. Jillian Barberie. Chelsea Fuckin' Handler!PLEASE INTRODUCE YOURSELF BEFORE TRYING TO ADD ME. Do I know you? Do I want to know you??? If you are a band, please do not send a request to me. The bands I want on my list are bands I sought out myself.

Music:

Pretty much everything. (0ld)Red Hot Chili Peppers, Madonna, The Beatles, Beck, Audioslave, Rage, Pink, Paul Oakenfold, Electric 6, Beastie Boys, Sarah Maclaughlin, Social D, Godsmack, TOOL, The Riverboat Gamblers, ...Trail of Dead, The Sounds, Honky, Dave Matthews (Band), Bob Schneider, and many, many more....(80's dance and new wave, Classical, House Music, and a lot of stuff I won't admit to here.) I was a metalhead in the 80's, still dig it...shhhh! Will someone define "Alternative" for me?

Movies:

A Fish Called Wanda, TRUE ROMANCE, Grindhouse, Kill Bill Vols 1 and 2, well, anything by Q Tarentino, Swingers, GO, Star Wars Saga, Bowfinger, The Man That Knew Too Little, Bridget Jones' Diary, LOTR, Bottle Rocket, Pretty Woman, The Big Labowski, Scarface, Zoolander, Little Miss Sunshine, Wedding Crashers, Old School, Clue, Lock Stock..., Snatch, Bowling for Columbine, High Fidelity, As Good As It Gets, any View Askew Production...could go on ALL DAY....I'm a sucker for a romantic comedy, and I love old movies...you know, Classics, like Airplane!, Smokey and the Bandit, Urban Cowboy, Mel Brooks films, etc.......HA! I refuse to see any more re-makes. Can anyone write an original screenplay any more???

Television:

THE SOUP!!! BIG BROTHER!!! The Chelsea Handler Show, Survivor, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Weeds, Real Time w/ Bill Maher, Jeopardy!, Da Ali G, Entourage, Nip/Tuck, Reno 911!, True Hollywood Story, Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy, Lost, How I Met Your Mother, Sex and the City, Seinfeld,Six Feet Under,.....okay, that's a lot of TV, but I blame my DVR!

Books:

The Harry Potter Series, FUBAR, Stupid White Men, any Stephen King Novel, and biographies about crazy and/or inspiring people.

My Blog

Raleigh, Raleigh, Raleigh, get yer adverbs here

Oh, that's not it, is it? Anyway, a posse of Texecutioners are heading to Raleigh, NC to face the Carolina Rollergirls this weekend. We get to play at the world famous Dorton Arena. (see here: http://...
Posted by Muffin Tumble on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 02:49:00 PST

How to Win a Rollergirl's Heart - originally posted by Melicious

How To Win a Rollergirl's Heart Written by Melicious and Voodoo Doll of the Hotrod Honeys/Texas Rollergirls - Loosely based on stories from the book, Rollergirl: Totally True Tales from the Track1...
Posted by Muffin Tumble on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 10:32:00 PST

I got a 50!

Dr. Phil's Test (Dr. Phil scored 55 ----he did this test on Oprah, she got a 38) Some folks pay a lot of money to find this stuff out. Read on, this is very interesting! Don't be overly sensitiv...
Posted by Muffin Tumble on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Nausea at Christmas

I went home for Christmas and it was a wonderful holiday. I had a really great time, that was, until I saw what I thought was a photo of my mom and stepdad on the fridge. As I approached the pic, I re...
Posted by Muffin Tumble on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

what the fuck happened?!?

What a dreadful day. What a dreadful four years we have ahead of us. I am so disappointed, sad, angry, frightened, and shocked that things went down the way they did. The conspiracy theorist in me bel...
Posted by Muffin Tumble on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

good news?

Well, I officially started my job hunt on Wednesday.... I found a job on Thursday. I expected to have to wait a lot longer to find something, so I have mixed emotions about it. I kind of wan...
Posted by Muffin Tumble on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Stuck on You

Ohmygawd. Loved this movie. Kerri and I were laughing so hard at this one part, we were crying. I would try to stop, but I would hear her laugh, and I would start up again. Both of us almost hyper...
Posted by Muffin Tumble on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Today

B-12 is my friend. Ouch.
Posted by Muffin Tumble on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Last day

Well, today is the last day at my current day gig. I am being laid off on Christmas Eve. How beautiful. I'm lucky they told me about it two months ago. Did I look for another gig? Of course not. ...
Posted by Muffin Tumble on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sting Me

I just bought the new Sting, and it is incredible. (Am I the only one that still buys CDs???) Sexy music from a sexy man. 11, "Send Your Love" and 5 "Never Coming Home" kick ass!!! Talk about gett...
Posted by Muffin Tumble on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST