I pretty much rock. Maybe I don't do it properly because I don't usually rock with my cock out. It prevents lawsuits and unexpected damage.
I let the dogs out. They had to go to the bathroom. I will let them in soon.
I would definetly bring "IT" if I could figure out what exactly "IT" was and how to transport "IT" in a safe manner.
I roll downhill. Have you ever tried rolling uphill?? I do not recommend it. It's hard.
I don't burn the candle at both ends. How are you supossed to put the thing down? Actually, I very rarely use candles because the invented this thing called "electricity" that is really cool after the sun sets. You should look into getting some yourself.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jeff
Birthday: 7-25-73
Birthplace: Abiline, Tx
Current Location: Austin, Tx
Eye Color: I'll say green
Hair Color: Brown with a little grey in my goatee when I grow it out
Height: 5' 11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Not telling. That way you don't know where the SLAP is coming from
Your Heritage: European mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: Puma casual's
Your Weakness: I have none
Your Fears: see above
Your Perfect Pizza: Mangia peporoni and jalopeno
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: become a Lego Master Builder
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: don't really IM
Thoughts First Waking Up: I must be sick I woke up before noon
Your Best Physical Feature: my hairy toes - I get all the chicks that are into Hobbits
Your Bedtime: between 3am and 10am; usually 4:30ish
Your Most Missed Memory: The river with my cousins when we were kids
Pepsi or Coke: Coke but I'm not a freak about it
MacDonalds or Burger King: Taco Cabana
Single or Group Dates: Single?? Does that mean I go out by myself. I do that sometimes but I do prefer at least one other person
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Long Island
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Can I say chocolate again??
Do you Smoke: I shoot flames out of my ass
Do you Swear: I teach sailors how to
Do you Sing: only as part of the "happy Birthday" chorus
Do you Shower Daily: Yes. Sometimes twice
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: I've been - It's not my thing
Do you want to get Married: I wouldn't mind if the chick is rich
Do you belive in yourself: I am not very religious
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when I'm drunk in the Gravitron
Do you think you are Attractive: I'd do me if I was gay and drunk
Are you a Health Freak: just a normal freak
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, I go see them on holidays
Do you like Thunderstorms: when I'm not driving
Do you play an Instrument: my skin flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: My birthday was 8 days ago. What do you think??
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I've been so sleep deprived I felt like it, but no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I hit the mall about twice a year
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Don't they come in bags?? No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Why, when I can eat a nice steak?
In the past month have you been on Stage: I strip at La Bare on Tuesday nights
In the past month have you been Dumped: If you count being cut off from occasional sexual relations then yes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I have a pool in my backyard...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I've robbed 17 banks and hit 5 armored cars
Ever been Drunk: Let Me think....there was this one time...but I just had a little buzz
Ever been called a Tease: Actually, yes.
Ever been Beaten up: No. I usually roll with crew that nobody dare mess with
Ever Shoplifted: I stick to felonies
How do you want to Die: Old and happy
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: You're only a grown up when you stop taking naps
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia. Really anywhere warm with beaches
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Not black
Favourite Hair Color: Not green
Short or Long Hair: No back hair
Height: Under 6' 6"
Weight: Under 200
Best Clothing Style: Playboy Playmate
Number of Drugs I have taken:
Number of CDs I own: 150ish
Number of Piercings: None anymore
Number of Tattoos: One that takes a qaurter of my back
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 17 maybe 18. I'll let you know later. (Seriously only one or two)
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