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GentlemanJake Professional w/a Laser Rocket ArmTHB

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About Me

Born in '75 Jacob B Elizondo in the Heavy Metal Capital of the World, San Antonio Texas (1 million mexicans deep). Grew up with a heavy metal air guitar in my hands and a skateboard on my feet. I also studied martial arts via kung-fu theatre and played lots of sports. I have an older brother, Matt, who influenced me a lot and introduced to me to punk rock music circa '86. After fighting and drinking my way out of San Antonio I made a pit stop in San Marcus to get edjumicated. I now live Austin working in radio under the alias Jake Tripper. If you have dvd player with a frame by frame pause button and a magnifier you might be able to catch me in the hollywood production of the "Alamo" as Mexican Soldier 212 (was up for a Razzie, but lost to fucking Chuck Norris!). Though my portrayal as Mexican 212 was critically acclaimed my carreer as an actor has yet to hit it's peek. I also worked on, but was not in "Sin City" where i met Jessica Alba...YESSSS!!! I have also done some work on television, but it was mostly for criminal activity. I also dabble in digital photography, where self portraits is my specialty (no arm shots or nothing). As an amateur sandwhich artist, I like to make sandwhiches, then I eat them. I'm a Gemini and I love candle light dinners and long walks on the beach. I'm a boarder line obsessive Spurs fan. I still love music, movies, kung-fu, playing sports, and a drink with good friends.
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Music:

Jawbreaker, Sunny Day Real Estate, Janes Addiction, The Rolling Stones, Guns n' Roses, The Clash, Taking Back Sunday, AC/DC, Quicksand, The Cult, Beck, Dr. Dre, Outkast, The Beastie Boys, J.E.W., Radiohead, Tool, Refused, At the Drive In, Sparta, Mars Volta, The Flaming Lips, R.H.C.P., R.F.T.C., Weezer, Social Distortion, Spoon, everything ok, i like every thing

Movies:

Say Anything, Fast times @ Ridgemont High (pretty much anything by Cameron Crowe), Boogie Nights, Dazed and Confused, Shaun of the Dead, Evil Dead 2,Napoleon Dynamite, Enter the Dragon, anything w/ Gary Oldman, Rush Hour,Rushmore, Royal Tenenbaums, Pulp Fiction, Die Hard, Two Girls and a Guy (for his perfomance), The Graduate, Time Bandits, Run Lola
Which John Cusack Are You? Run, Happy Gilmore, the Salton Sea

Television:

24, Sopranos, Ali G, Super Friends, Muppets, Buffy, Wonder Years, Quantum Leap, best week ever.. NEW NOISE (Refused)

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Books:

What the Fuck is a Book!... Is Entertainment Weekly one? If it is i read a book every week!

Heroes:

Spiderman, Mick Jagger, Bruce Lee, Steve McQueen, MexiCans w/ jobs, The Flying Ginobili, Eddie Murphy ('80s), Rick James Bitch! The Hulk