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Some jerk

I have slept with everyone in my comment section.

About Me

Shit yeah.

My Interests

I like to buy electronic gadgets and then peel the thin film of protective plastic coating off of the scratchable parts.

I'd like to meet:

Oh yeah.

Music:

The Doodlebops, Boz Scaggs.

Movies:

Secretary- I think you know where I'm going with this.

Television:

I pretty much only watch How It's Made (The Science Channel).

Books:

The Penguin Rhyming Dictionary, The Merriam-Webster Thesaurus, The Essential Songwriter's Rhyming Dictionary, Merriam-Webster's Official Scrabble Player's Dictionary (third edition), Linton H. Robinson's Guide to Mexican Slang, The New International Webster's Pocket Reference Library (spelling, thesaurus, dictionary)- thanks Jaffe!I promise to have hot, rough sex with the first girl to buy me The Elements of Style by Strunk and White ($7.95 at amazon.com!)

Heroes:

I call them subs. Or hoagies. Or grinders. Or poor boys. But never heroes. That's gay.

My Blog

I am fucking incredible.

Played bass for a two and a half hour gig last night with my broken left index finger in a splint and I only missed three notes.
Posted by Some jerk on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 09:51:00 PST

Broke my finger this weekend.

Fucking moron.
Posted by Some jerk on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 12:03:00 PST

Got new wheels today.

A ginormous van. It's like driving a house.
Posted by Some jerk on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 12:55:00 PST

Moving sucks.

But it's not as bad as being attacked by a shark that shoots red-hot staples out of its eyes.
Posted by Some jerk on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 05:27:00 PST

1371!

New personal best Scrabble rating. Go to www.isc.ro and prepare to lose. My handle is Elliest.
Posted by Some jerk on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 08:47:00 PST

Bought a new bass today.

It's WAY cooler than yours.
Posted by Some jerk on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 04:27:00 PST

I have a confession to make.

Yesterday was not my birthday. I did not hang one more year on the line. I am not depressed. I am not a mess. I am not having a good time. Love, Peter P.S. If you're ever feeling electronically lonely...
Posted by Some jerk on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 01:38:00 PST

Vagina repellent.

More than one rollergirl has promised to make out with me if I shave off this stupid mustache.
Posted by Some jerk on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 10:55:00 PST

Locked my keys in my cab tonight.

I'm such a dumbass.
Posted by Some jerk on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 04:59:00 PST

The 'stache is back!

It's gonna stay for a while although it looks awfully creepy and I can't look at myself without laughing. That's good, right?
Posted by Some jerk on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 02:52:00 PST