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Ruby Lamb

I Eat Cake. Many Times. A Lot.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who are themselves. Really, really "cool" people should not apply. Grown men who lick lollipops, girls in lipstick fixing engines, anyone with a great ass and anyone who likes a great ass.

No racists or homophobes! If you have any Aryan pride interests I will NOT add you.

READ IF YOU WANT TO ADD ME! Send me a real message if you want to add me. "Your Hot, Add Me," isn't a proper message and includes shameful English. I actually look at everyone's profile who tries to add me. I will not accept bands that I don't know. I will not accept private profiles. I'll deny extra creepy people with primary interests in porn (I like porn, in context, but people who chase the tail of porn disturb me). I'm not going to add any alcohol or pot related sites, as those are not my interests.I've been on a deleting rampage lately.Please do not promote yourself through my comments section. I will likely delete any generic "thanks for adding us" comments or posters for your next show.

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Music:

Flametrick Subs. Hobble. Ghoultown. Shadow Reichenstein. The Texas Sapphires. Mr. Lewis and the Funeral Five. The Riverboat Gamblers. Asylum Street Spankers.Nick Cave. Tom Waits. Birthday Party. Firewater. Devo. Elliott Smith. Sex Pistols. The Ramones. The Stooges. The Damned. X. Fugazi. Black Flag. The Cramps. Independents. Toy Dolls. Black Sabbath. Slayer. Misfits. Danzig. Dead Kennedys. Dwarves. Cop Shoot Cop. Helium. Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs. PJ Harvey. Bikini Kill. Le Tigre. Huggy Bear. Lunachicks. L7. Boss Hog. Mr. Bungle. Fantomas. Siouxsie and the Banshees. The Cure. Bauhaus. Love and Rockets. David Bowie. Elvis Costello. Rasputina. Les Breastfeeders. Sonic Youth. Faster Pussycat. Hanoi Rocks. Motley Crue. Cabaret. The Jungle Book. Rocky Horror. Grease. West Side Story. Me First and the Gimme Gimmes. Combustible Edison. 40's and 50's country. 50's striptease grind. Janis Martin. Wanda Jackson. Johnny Cash. Elvis Presley. Andrews Sisters. Peggy Lee. Ann-Margret. Eartha Kitt. Edith Piaf. Carmen Miranda. Billie Holiday. Frank Sinatra. Hedwig.

Movies:

Twin Falls Idaho. Zoolander. Cannibal the Musical. Dead Ringers. Valley Girl. Weird Science. Donnie Darko. Wings of Desire. Suddenly Last Summer. Night of the Iguana. Cat on a Hot Tin Roof. Little Murders. City of Lost Children. Delicatessan. Being John Malkovich. Buffalo 66. The Jerk. Bubble Boy. Pleasure Hose. The Saddest Music in the World. Blue Velvet. Dead Man. Edward Scissorhands. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Willy Wonka. Young Frankenstein. Love and a 45. Raising Arizona. Heavenly Creatures. The Adjuster. Bad Boy Bubby. The Hunger. Pecker. Cry Baby. Hairspray. Cane Toads. Okie Noodling. Fame. Eurotrip. Repenetrator. Cabaret. Hedwig and the Angry Inch. Rocky Horror. West Side Story. Wizard of Oz. Purple Rain.

Television:

6 Feet Under. Carnivale. Buffy. Anything about dwarves, amputees, siamese twins, or medical oddities. Plastic surgery disasters. Stupid human tricks and suspensions. Anything having to do with junkies or hookers or porn stars. MXC.Cathouse: the Series. Real Sex. I don't currently have cable or a tv that actually works.

Books:

Stiff. Geek Love. Crime and Punishment. The Extra Man. Gynomite. Anything by Alice Munro, Angela Carter, Margaret Atwood, Jonathan Ames, David Sedaris, Dame Darcy, Lisa Carver, Dostoyevsky. Most Russian writers. Canadian writers. Happy Kitty Bunny Pony. Magazines: Juxtapoz, The New Yorker, Bizarre, The Sun. Poetry: Elizabeth Bishop, Denise Levertov. Most Polish poets

Heroes:

Carjack. Nick Cave. Elizabeth Taylor. Remedios Varo. Kathleen Hanna. Catherine D'Lish. Dixie Evans. Exene Cervenka. Carmen Miranda. Ann-Margret. Louise Brooks. Dolly Parton. Lisa Carver. Doppelgangster. Salad Fingers. The other Satan's Cheerleaders.

My Blog

New Photos

Because I am procrastinating, I scanned in some photos from the late 1980s, through the '90s, to the beginning of the century. These appear in "Younger Me." Also, check out "Star Crushes" for 3 embara...
Posted by Ruby Lamb on Fri, 25 May 2007 04:25:00 PST

Erotic Carnival Photos 10-13-06

Here are the Erotic Carnival photos from back in October. The event was produced by Sinsations. All photos by Bob Sherman. Please give him credit if you use these photos.Full Set of Bob Sherman's Pho...
Posted by Ruby Lamb on Thu, 17 May 2007 09:18:00 PST

Here's a Shocker

Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic IntelligenceYou are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well.An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly.You are also ...
Posted by Ruby Lamb on Thu, 17 May 2007 07:49:00 PST

International Respect for Chickens Day

Yes, it's that time of the year again. Respect your chicken! Here are some of the responses I received via text message as I wished this holiday upon people:"I am totally respecting this chicken as I'...
Posted by Ruby Lamb on Fri, 04 May 2007 03:36:00 PST

Elysium Benefit. Th April 19

Come see what silly things only Ruby Lamb can get Vixin Nixin to do...Here's the scoop:What's this you ask? Well, Emily is one of Elysium's great bartenders. You'll find her at the upstairs bar workin...
Posted by Ruby Lamb on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 07:59:00 PST

Andrew Shaw Photo Shoot for Sacred Heart Rubber

Last weekend, I experienced more of the Unknown. Ahhh, Unknown. I love her and hate her. Well, in this case there was no question as to into which face of the Unknown I was looking. I got to play with...
Posted by Ruby Lamb on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 07:59:00 PST

Fashion Advice from Mr. T

Please don't actually dress like this or I won't be able to talk to you (unless you're Nicole who is allowed because she is Nicole and can own this look). Table the label! ...
Posted by Ruby Lamb on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 11:09:00 PST

Saturday, March 24: EMO'S

This is going to be a smashing show. Ramona's first Emo's show ever. Sindee's first "back in the vinyl saddle" show. Lucky's and Scarlett's birthdays celebrated. . . ...
Posted by Ruby Lamb on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 09:13:00 PST

Mega Mega Ruby Lamb Photos

Obviously, I am on a photo bender. I haven't yet announced this on the front page of our site yet (because I'm working on some special announcements that don't involve me), but if you want to check ou...
Posted by Ruby Lamb on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 08:20:00 PST

Many New Pictures of and for My Friends

rubylamb.comYou will find photos of-Little Lorax on her birthday-Texas Rollergirls on many occasions, including Karaoke Apocalypse-Some sneaky peek cheerleader photos-Steve and Ashley's Wedding-Kim an...
Posted by Ruby Lamb on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 04:38:00 PST