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About Me

We are the infamous Satan's Cheerleaders, Squad 666 out of Austin, Texas! We're taking over the world, one soul at a time ...Trixi Stix: A pint-sized powerhouse -- an explosive combination of speed, skill, and a "take no shit" attitude.
Lucky Dukes : A tuff' talkin, heart-breakin', money-hustlin' speedster.
Ruby Lamb : The royal offspring of a goat and a lamb. She has a sweet tooth and a sharp bite.
Scarlett Fury : A petite pyromaniac and cunning con artist who loves to lie, cheat, and steal.
Sindee Lux : Don't ever say she quits anything. This girl has CLASS. Tempestuous redhead with a short fuse.
Lacey Graves :Daughter of a mortician and the devil's private seamstress, she is engaged in an eternal dance with the dead.
Cherry Freeze : The devil's eternal virgin. "Oh Cherry Freeze, I'd love to drink a Lonestar from your boot."
Visit our website, satanscheerleaders.com for more pics, our bios and stats, booking information, an .. store, and more!
(If you're interested in booking the Flametrick Subs, please go to their website, flametricksubs.com !)

My Interests

dancing (burlesque. gogo. hip hop. bump 'n' grind. punk. drill team. the retarded duck.). breaking hearts. stealing souls. kicking asses. making grown men cry.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who wants to join us on the Dark Side.

(Racists, sexists, and homophobes can fuck off and die.)

Music:

everything! But most especially, the Flametrick Subs.

Movies:

Satan's Cheerleaders. Old School. Bubble Boy. Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Elf. Cry Baby. Orgazmo. The Nightmare Before Christmas. Dodgeball. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Dawn of the Dead.

Television:

UFC. Family Guy. Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Carnivale.

Books:

The Satanic Verses. The Necronomicon. The Satanic Bible. The Origin of Species. The Bible. The Dirt: Confessions of the World's Most Notorious Rock Band.

Heroes:

Satan, of course! Duh!

My Blog

Lacey Needs Your Help

Check out her audition video for Miss Horrorfest 2007 on youtube.com/laceygraves and give her stars. The video is awesome (and you get a peak at Lacey's ass!) so watch it and tell all your friends abo...
Posted by Satan's Cheerleaders on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 02:31:00 PST

Cheerleaders Last Houston/Beaumont Shows

Houston fans come out and hang with us tonight. This will be your last chance to see us perform with the Flametrick Subs in your town. We'd like to see your smiling faces in the crowd.
Posted by Satan's Cheerleaders on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 02:31:00 PST

We Couldn’t Make This Shit Up if We Tried

The Local 6th Street Bar The Jackalope Run By Satans AdvocatesReply to: see belowDate: 2007-08-01, 1:54AM CDThttp://austin.craigslist.org/vnn/386647384.htmlWhy dosent anyone put a stop to Satans rule....
Posted by Satan's Cheerleaders on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 06:22:00 PST

Cherry’s going away

Help us send Cherry off in style. We'll be at Emos on Aug. 22 with Karaoke Apocalypse. Warm up your chops and come ready to serenade Ms. Freeze before she takes off for Virginia and beyond.
Posted by Satan's Cheerleaders on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 02:29:00 PST

July 26th at the Parish

This will be one of your last chances to catch Cherry Freeze onstage with the Satans Cheerleaders. We will be filming this one. ...
Posted by Satan's Cheerleaders on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 06:21:00 PST

This Season in Hell

Here is our show schedule through September:July 26 2007, Thursday: The Parish in Austin, TX, w/ Mr. Lewis & the Funeral 5 August 4 2007, Saturday: Beerland in Austin, TX. August 10 2007,...
Posted by Satan's Cheerleaders on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 05:55:00 PST

Beerland show moved to Friday

Hello everyone. Just a heads up: We will be dancing with the Flametrick Subs at Beerland on Friday night (5/11) instead of Sat. We hope to see you there!
Posted by Satan's Cheerleaders on Mon, 07 May 2007 03:50:00 PST

Emos-March 24th

Come hang out with us at Emos on the 24th with our friends, the Von Ehrics. This will be Sindee Lux's first official show back as a full time Satan's Cheerleader. Help us give her a warm welcome...
Posted by Satan's Cheerleaders on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 02:20:00 PST

She's back!

Some of you may have noticed former cheerleader Sindee Lux popping up at shows here and there recently. Much to our delight, she is now back as a full time Satan's Cheerleader. Come and welcome her ba...
Posted by Satan's Cheerleaders on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 02:15:00 PST

This month in Hell

We will be dancing it up with the Flametrick Subs tonight at Beerland, so come out and say hello. Dallas fans can catch us at the Gypsy Tea Room on Valentine's Day (Wed. Feb 14) and we'll be back in A...
Posted by Satan's Cheerleaders on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 02:21:00 PST