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About Me

I'm a costume designer for theatre and film... so I'm into theatre, performance, and the arts, but I'd be hesitant to call myself an artist. I'm one of those people that gets drunk and then does really bad karoke. I spend most of my spare time sewing, reading or writing, or drinking downtown to the sound of local bands. I occasionally dance with a burlesque troup i co-founded called The Trouble Squad - we only do non-traditional acts, beacuse i can't take myself seriously when naked. I have a tendency to be there when shenanigans begin, and I can start a dance party at the drop of a hat. I've had a pirate fixation for several years, and could tell you a dozen pirate jokes. I love working with my hands - creating things: welding, cross-stiching, sculpting, painting. I love rainy days and my down comforter (I still sleep with my teddy bear). i love scratch-off tickets, black t-shirts, and hazelnuts. I get sucked into books and fall in love with literary people. I'm a huge Sci-Fi/Fantasy geek. i have several guilty pleasures and will never apologize for them. i love the smell of leather and the sound of thunder. I have the greatest group of friends in the world, and would kill and/or die for them. I love Indian food. And sushi. and skull-themed decor. I hate shoe shopping. I hate double standards and hidden agendas. I hate drama for the sake of drama. and dishonesty. and working. I hate how reality TV sucks you in and wastes your time. I can be dangerously perky or exceptionally chilled out. I'm kinda sarcastic, judgemental, and sassy, but i still think of myself as being nice overall. on the whole, I'm pretty easygoing and just like to have a good time, especially if it involves drinks.
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My Interests

reading, sewing, writing, designing, relaxing, drinking, making fun of ghetto people, talking smack, not working, seeing local shows, chilling, welding, scultping, pirates, planning my next tattoo, making out with hot chicks, watching sci-fi shows i've seen dozens of times before, chasing booty, laughing at my friends, trying new things, meeting new people, stuff, stuff, and more stuff.

I'd like to meet:

I don't want your sex! i like people who love to laugh - especially at their friends, when they do something dumb. someone just as comfortable hanging out at the local pub as they are staying home and reading. Someone who wants to argue over drinks until dawn, and then engage in drunken hooliganism. someone who has opinions, and defends them well. someone to teach me, and to learn from me. someone who doesn't take themselves so seriously! if you can take it just as well as you dish it out, we can hang. cause man, i talk a lot of shit. NO MILITARY GUYS!!!!Come visit me at work and buy some sex toys!!!

Music:

ugh, how'd this list get erased? too bad i'm feeling lazy right now...

Movies:

immortal beloved, Dracula, Serenity, Crybaby, heathers, the lord of the rings trilogy (of course...), zoolander, Batman begins, v for vendetta, fight club, both Bill and Ted's, the importance of being earnest, thank you for smoking, pride and prejudice, monty python's anything, moulin rogue, reality bites, the matrix (first one only!), death to smoochy, the lost skeleton of cadavra!!! secretary, napoleon dynamite, snatch, labrynth, hunt for red october, goonies, high fidelity, Cecil B. DeMented, the royal tennenbaums, The Little Mermaid, O brother where art thou, the Scarlett Pimpernel, 300, the happiest millionaire, the Dark Crystal, room with a view, ocean's eleven, pirates of the carribean, Sleeping Beauty, whale rider, almost anything with zombies, vampires, werewolves (even the cheesy stuff!)...i'm sure there're billions more....

Television:

Stargate SG1 and Stargate Atlantis!!! Firefly, 24, Cartoon Network's Adult Swim (Venture Bros, Metalocalypse, Aqua Teen Hunger Force), Farscape, BBC's Coupling, Nip/Tuck, South Park....I don't really watch that much TV (TV on DVD rules!)....but i draw the line at reality shows.....and you should too!

Books:

ohh so many. anne rice, neil gaiman, terry pratchett, oscar wilde, the bronte sisters, MZB's the Mists of Avalon, all the Harry Potters, love "wicked" by gregory maguire, r.a. salvatore, poppy z. brite, nancy a. collins, douglas adams....jeez guys, i'm a reader. there's a million. these are my favorites.

Heroes:

your mom...cause, damn....she rocks!

My Blog

secret lovers

just found this : Fictophilia - attraction to fictional characters. so it's not just me then!
Posted by wesleann on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 02:19:00 PST

Orgasms and dogs

www.Esquire.com/women they have several lists of "10 things you don't know about women." Usually written by a celebrity or author. I recommend checking it out. Some of them are frea...
Posted by wesleann on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 07:30:00 PST

betrayal

you know when your car breaks down on you, and you take it very personally - you feel hurt and betrayed and yell at your car like it let you down on purpose? well, today i discovered a betrayal far wo...
Posted by wesleann on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 09:08:00 PST

I'm a romantic at heart...

A Fairy Tale reposted from Tabitha Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, d...
Posted by wesleann on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 12:55:00 PST

my cartoon boyfriends

it started with a dream a few weeks ago. in the dream, cameron and i got into a fight at Flipside, and i went into my tent, crying, only to be comforted by a human version of Nathan Explosion fr...
Posted by wesleann on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 04:19:00 PST

the worst thing i've ever heard...

CAUTION! this is a TRUE story. reading this will probably make you lose faith in human beings and want to die. read on at your own risk. my mother is a middle school teacher in killeen, texas. ...
Posted by wesleann on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 06:35:00 PST

someday, i'm gonna breathe fire.

it's been one of those days again... i've had this on-going fantasy for years now, where i get so angry and frustrated that everything builds up until i just ignite. and in a primal scream, i jett...
Posted by wesleann on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

more from mexico

so, we're back from cancun, and you can read the highlight reel in one of danger boy's blogs, but here are a few things cameron didn't mention: -you can buy Bimbo's from a vending machine...
Posted by wesleann on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

quote-tastic!

so, i don't really do the "dear diary" journal thing - but i do collect quotes. i don't know how or why, but here i am with notebooks full of quotes that at some point or another, i've just thought w...
Posted by wesleann on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST