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About Me

OK so I used to be this genius, but gave it up for the pursuit of happiness and for the good of humankind. Using my full potential would mean Austin would have a beach, and we would only have a quarter of the worlds population. Go ahead and ask me about the plan. Ask about my sleep disorder. My personality type is ENTP. I used spend some of my time trying to start a revolt against the government and spreading seditionist ideas (in a very subtle way). My best friend describes me as a lifestyle anarchist, whatever that means. OFF THE PIGS! When Im not doing that I drink mostly on the weekends. No I'm not an alcoholic, yet, just a drinker. I also smoke. I love to surfing even though I only get to go about once a year. Yes we do have surf in Texas, and it gets big in the early fall late summer (basically hurricane season). I like to camp. I write. I write short stories that range from fiction to free form prose to I guess what you could describe as romance. Not that shitty stuff your mom reads though. Its darker and people end up dead due to various character flaws (YEA!). I've been trying to make the jump for saying I'm a writer to actually being one. I used to be the King Of Hearts but quit when so many ended up broken. I used to be an artist. Acting is fun. I enjoy photography. I will go to art shows if I have some advance notice, or I will go on the spur of the moment if they have an open bar. I enjoy drinking and am a weekend alcohlic (I feel like I have said this before). I ramble and will tell you something more than once. I will always remind you of someone you know or knew. Most of the time it's that boy you dated a long time ago who broke your heart and has grown up (but only a little). I used to do karate and i also boxed. i stopped because attacks by ninjas are so few and far between. I think I'm clever. I tell people crazy things about myself when I drink. Seeing shows here in town is also one of my pastimes. Live music or whatever. I give people inappropriate notes in public places (if you're lucky you'll get one). I have sad eyes. Thats about it. Well it isnt it I just dont want to type anymore. Oh and my bicycle is better than your's. Don't argue with me, just believe it. Any other questions can be sent via email. stupid.

My Interests

custom bicycles!, politics, keeping an eye on that fire i started, vandalism, surfing, seditionism, hedonism, buddhism, drinking, smoking, telling made up things to people i meet at bars, drinking, live shows, starting things and never finis, telling people I'm a writer, drinking, substance abuse, being on the run...cops got my gun and right about now it's time to have some fun, smoking, give people inappropriate notes, staying under the radar, drinking good scotch, drinking cheap bourbon, not driving, being a dodgy mutherfucker, acting, looking for my next ex-girlfriend, being awesome, listening to records, playing pool with rednecks in honky tonks, not conforming which I guess would be a form of conformity.
Broken hearts and broken bones.

I'd like to meet:

Danger Girl, makeout bandits, Writers, Zombies, women that are beautiful and crazy but maintain some class and maybe Danger Mouse. People who are moderate assholes. People looking for fun. People who have a well rounded vocabulary. People who end sentences with prepositions and know why it is ok to.

Music:

Electric Mayhem, Iggy Pop, Lightspeed Zombies, Johnny Cash, Demented are Go, MadSin, Muddy Waters, "Scream" Jay Hawkins, Carl Perkins, The Doors, Hendrix, Zepellen, Coltraine, Monk, Sage Francis, Aesop Rock, Nirvana, AIC, Anticon Lable,The Von Ehrics, Sound Garden,The Birdman, Living Legends, QOTSA, Ronnie Dawson, Southern Culture on the Skids, White Strips, Waylon, Merle Haggard, Scott Biram, Hobble, The Flametrick Subs, F-Minus, Fugazi, The Crumbums, Hellcat Records, Meteors, Velvet Underground, Bouncing Souls, Hot Water Music, Sole, TTC, Mr. Lewis and the Funeral 5, Hobble, The Hanks', Elvis, DJ Shadow, Horror Pops, Diablo Dime, Murder City Devils, The Necromantix, Tiger Army, The 5678's, Guitar Wolf, The Mad Mongols, Mika Bombs, Soul Coughing, The Stones, Willie, Robert Earl Keen, RHH, The Cramps, Chili Cold Blood, The YYY's, Gilberto & Getz. Look I like old shit I like new shit. My usical tastes are all over the fucking place. If you got something you want me to check out just let me know. More than likely I will probably like it.

Movies:

Lock Stock, Snatch, Easy Rider, Endless Summer, Quadraphenia, Fear and Loathing, Big Labowski, Black Hole, The Trip, 12 Monkeys, Fight Club, Up In Smoke, Horror Films, Johnny Suede,blah blah blah

Television:

Yes I do watch television.

Books:

Hardboiled Wonderland and The End of The World, Choose Your Adventure 276, Welcome to the Monkey House. Shit i just like to read. There are too many great books and authors to list in this little box, but I'll give it a try. H.S. Thomson, Bukowski, Mailer,Margaret Atwood, Miller, Haruki Murakami, Kesey, Vonnegut, Hemingway, Charles Jackson, Burroughs, Kem Nunn and on and on

Heroes:

Rebels...My heros are the people who get thier jollies through shenanigans. Oh and Bob Simmons.

My Blog

Looking for words about...

Flipside. Here is what i found"The road to excess leads to the palace of wisdom...For we never know what is enough until we know what is enough"thank you William Blake
Posted by Danger Boy! on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 03:09:00 PST

HMMMM

As some may know I talk in my sleep. This particular morning as I woke up I could hear myself saying "I can't get back to my dream." I was startled at first because I was almost awake but not enough t...
Posted by Danger Boy! on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 06:42:00 PST

Don’t become nothing

White knuckled and screaming towards a far off horizon. Who knew it would ever end like this. To fade out of your own reality is a real bitch. Not once did he ever realize that this might be a possibl...
Posted by Danger Boy! on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 02:31:00 PST

Birds

A while back on AMC they were having an Alfred Hitchcock marathon. This marathon, of course, included the film The Birds. As most know the birds start attacking people for no particular reason. There ...
Posted by Danger Boy! on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 02:02:00 PST

st paddy's day

so i have been working on a song to sing while drinking on st paddy's day. before that though I had been looking for drinking songs on the web and hadn't found anything i liked. most were about death ...
Posted by Danger Boy! on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 03:20:00 PST

It was only two hours

I was standing at the bottom of this staircase that looked very familiar. I don't know why it did it just did. I don't think that I had ever been there before, but sometimes I just don't know. My memo...
Posted by Danger Boy! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Kurt knows...

Alcohol and marijuana, if used in moderation, plus loud, usually low-class music, make stress and boredom infinitely more bearable. It was manna from Heaven that I came into this world with a gift for...
Posted by Danger Boy! on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 10:45:00 PST

Disruptor

I have always been a disruption to those around me. When I was a little kid I was always the first to be kicked out of class. I don't know why because they never told me, so I could never prevent it. ...
Posted by Danger Boy! on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 10:09:00 PST

Under the flourescent lights

It's 9:10 in the morning and he is sitting at his desk. It's only been and hour and a half since he got to work and all he can think about is escaping. The dull drone on the air conditioner and the ...
Posted by Danger Boy! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Who's shovel is this?

Hitting rock bottom isn't as easy as it sounds. Some people find a nice spot and jump into it in swan dive form, and some just start digging. The jumper's hit bottom hard, but only to find that some o...
Posted by Danger Boy! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST