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CassTASTROPHY

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About Me

" All religion,my friend, is simply evovled out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry..'' Edgar Allen PoeI'm a Corn Husker Cheerin', Head Bangin', Stogie Smokin', Kate Lovin' S.O.B. Give me a BBQ samich, a frosty cold Shiner, a little Metal and a Gory-Ass Horror movie and I am content.I absolutely love Zombies... and the dead calm right before a Thunderstorm rolls in.. Abnormalities are fun.... Labels suck (even though I use em).... Sideshow freaks amaze me.... Bratwurst and Kraut = Crazy Delicious!!... My Niece makes me smile. I love her to death. I wish I lived closer to her..... I can watch my animals wrestle (which usually ends up in a hump-match), for hours.... You can't beat live music. Nothing is more gratifying than the walk out to the car after a great show!.. I love my crazy-ass friends. They never cease to amaze even after all these years.. Football Season rules, but shootin' hoops is better.. People who huck trash out of their vehicle drive me nuts!! If I see you do it- I'll ram your ass w/ my truck(ok maybe not) but I will drive by you givin' the finger and yelling obscenities!!! Just put your shit in the trashcan. Damn trash huckers!! -- If I'm not having road rage I'm having deep internal thoughts on planning my worldly domination. I also love the art of special effects and make-up for films.... not the CGI stuff.. old school hands on "how to sever a head" and make it look believable- type effects.On that note-- Talking to older folks is always interesting. They know so much and care so little about what others think. So to wrap-up: I love Beer,My Dogs/Cat, Horror Movies, Kate, Good Cigars, My Friends and Sports. Don't like littering..oh yeah, I also hate plastic Q-Tips..the cheap plastic flimsy ones. I want hard, brain touching Q-tips that won't break... Get Your Own!

My Interests

Nebraska Football Playing Basketball, The Dallas Mavs, Loud Music, Having Road Rage! Hunting Water/Snow Skiing, My Girl, The Bachman Family, Collecting Anything with a blade, Watching Old VHS Horror Movies, Love Crown Royal..and my ever growing collection of T-Shirts, Germany RAWKS! (Food/Beer, People, Neuschwanstein Castle) ..

I'd like to meet:

Edgar Allan Poe, Allister Crowley, Kurt Cobain, John F. Kennedy, Tom Osborne, Sam, Richard Pryor, Genghis Khan, the Frog Brothers , Pee-Wee, Angelina Jolie, Han Solo, Vlad the Impaler, Jonny Eck, Trent Reznor, Maynard, John Wayne Gacy, Tobe Hooper, Leatherface, the Warriors, SpongeBob, Anton LeVay, Tim Burton...... I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

Music:

in No particular order: Pantera, Tool, Meshuggah, the Von Ehric's, GoatWhore, Rasputina, Gojira, REO Speedealer, Split Lip Rayfield, Van Halen, Shadow Reichenstein, The Adicts, At the Gates, Robert Wolfgang Zombie, Venom, Bocephus, Slow Ro, Acid Bath, Cult of the Psychic Fetus, Hall and Oates, Johnny Fuckin Cash, Pig Destroyer, Samhain, Helmet, the Ghastly Ones, Strapping Young Lad, Twisted Sister, Butthole Surfers, Mr. Lewis and the Funeral 5, Artimus Pyledriver, Doosu, Hobble, Motorhead, The Cult, Fugazi, Willie Nelson, Nirvana, Lamb of God, Mastodon, Wednesday 13, Unearth, Clutch, Misfits, Mugzu, The Cure, Kenny Rogers(thanks Mom) Metallica up to the Black album, Cannibal Corpse, The Mars Volta, Primus, Dixie Witch, Tricky, White Zombie, Danzig, Black Sabbath, Mazzy Star, the Voodoo Organist, the Necro Tonz, Merle Haggard, Totimoshi, Soundgarden, NIN, David Allen Coe, Hemlock, Portishead, Halloween Soundtracks, American Head Charge, Nekromantix, Jimi, FUCKIN' SLAYER Chuck Berry, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Tomahawk, Opeth, the Distillers, old G-N-R, Mudvayne, Charlie Daniels, OTEP- Pure Prarie League, Soulfly, Thanks to Cameron: Chili Cold Blood and the Flametrick Subs, Hexentanz, Sepultura, Motley Crue, Billy Idol, anything from the 80's, Tripping Daisy, Prince, Blue Man Group, Orchestral Scores Like: Bram Stoker's Dracula, Interview with a Vampire, Beetle Juice, The Nightmare Before X-Mas. (anything by Danny Elfman), High on Fire, Pink Floyd, Ratt, Tesla, Chimaira, CCR, .. ,New Disaster, Dimmu Borgir, HagFish, Depeche Mode, C.O.C., DollyBraid, Violent Femmes,....and so on and so on...

Movies:

Evil Dead 1 and 2, Zombi, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Night of the Living Dead, Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, The Nightmare Before X-Mas, Cannibal Campout, The Exorcist, Freaks, The Gore Gore Girls, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Spider Baby, Psycho, the Monster Squad, House of 1000 Corpses, the Omen, Friday the 13th 1-4, Halloween, Return of the Living Dead, Tromeo and Juliet, Motel Hell, WoodChipper Massacre, Red Dawn, Wizard of Gore, Fright Night, Taxi Driver, The Brood, Blood Feast, Plan 9 From Outer Space, Karate Kid, Demons, Reform School Girls, Haute Tension, Uzumaki, Cabin Fever, Necromantik, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Phantasm 1-4, the Lost Boys, the Goonies, Weird Science, Braveheart, Waxwork, Rudy, Clash of the Titans, BeetleJuice, Audition, Spectre, The Sentinel, Dead Alive, Ice Pirates, Conan, Mad Max/Road Warrior, Original Star Wars Trilogy, The Devil's Rejects, Rushmore, Corpse Bride, Nosferatu, Hostel, Aftermath, Hellraiser, Vampyr, White Zombie..

Television:

Metal Asylum, the History Channel, The Munsters, Roseanne, Saved by the Bell, Grounded for Life, the Brady Bunch, Monday Night Football, Mavs Games, Huskers, Ghost Hunters, Three's Company, Boy Meets World, Cage Fighting, Tom and Jerry, the Discovery Channel, Texas Parks and Widlife, HeadBangers' Ball, Uranium, America's Funniest Home Videos...ok, I admit....I am a rerun addict..........

Books:

Bram Stoker's: Dracula,Teaxs Geology,Inside Teradome(an Illustrated History of Freak Film),Wisconsin Death Trip,The Penguin Encyclopedia of Horror and the Supernatural,Edgar Allen Poe Selected Works,True Tales of Demonic Possession,The Texas Chain Saw Massacre Companion,Psychology, Rue Morgue Magazine, Cats of Africa, True American Ghost Stories,The Diary of Ellen Rimbauer...and my Bible: VideoHound's Horror Show...

Heroes:

Edgar Allan Poe,Allister Crowley,Kurt Cobain,John F. Kennedy,Tom Osborne,Sam,Richard Pryor,Genghis Khan,the Frog Brothers,Pee-Wee,Angelina Jolie,Han Solo,Vlad the Impaler,Jonny Eck,Trent Reznor,Maynard,John Wayne Gacy,Tobe Hooper,Leatherface,the Warriors, SpongeBob,Anton LeVay, Tim Burton......

My Blog

Wed

TOOL Wed. nite...nuff said...
Posted by CassTASTROPHY on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 08:04:00 PST

uncle

I'm an Uncle! (again) Mr. Brady Stephen Knapp 7 lbs.9 oz and 19 inches long.. Hell Yeah!!  ...
Posted by CassTASTROPHY on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 05:41:00 PST

wet

Rain Rain Please Go Away, yer Fuckin' with my Money!!
Posted by CassTASTROPHY on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 02:30:00 PST

My best freind

Ode to Crown Royal Amber elixir of magnificent tasteEach drop so precious none to wasteIts royal lineage none can denyThe imbibed result you're gonna get highRelaxing or toasting or just for funAre re...
Posted by CassTASTROPHY on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 11:50:00 PST

Take it off!

Wow wee! I attended the Burlesque show last nite.Holy Shit that was fun..There was bondage show, a suspension act and a smokin' hot burlesque show...plenty of freaks, weirdos and a couple of norm...
Posted by CassTASTROPHY on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 06:38:00 PST

CDL

I passed my CDL driving test.I am now a legal trucker in the State of Texas..YipeeeeKye-A Mutha Fuckas!!
Posted by CassTASTROPHY on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 10:31:00 PST

Hells Yeah

Got tickets to see the Gods of Metal......MASTODON @ Emo's on Oct. 4th...Got 1 extra if anyone is interested..
Posted by CassTASTROPHY on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 03:12:00 PST

Ouch

Alright, so how old do you have to be to qualify for plastic kneecap replacement? While closing in on my 31st year of life my knees ache worse than a 70 year old whore's mommy parts!! Everytime I...
Posted by CassTASTROPHY on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 06:40:00 PST

Pissed

 I just spent 2 hours waiting to get my truck inspected and I did not pass the emissions part...I used to work @ a car shop and I know it does not take 2 fuckin' hours to fail an inspection test!...
Posted by CassTASTROPHY on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 01:22:00 PST