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Jamie Lee AmeriKill

your neighborhood DSF, Trixxxie Turner, DSF Team Nabler... forever.

About Me


I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V3.6 !
"I don't dance but I sure can fight"
You're Bettie Page!
What Classic Pin-Up Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla .."What house of 1000 corpses character are you?"

Baby
This sexy blonde is just like her mother, Mother Firefly. She is cute, funny, and evil. She seems to be "murder buddies" with Otis. Oh and, her favorite movie star isn't Marilyn Monroe.
Which Character From Cry Baby Are You? (re done)
brought to you by QuizillaI hate drama and shit talkers... If this is you, stay the fuck away... you'll find plenty elsewhere, but not here... I hate fighting, but will knock some teeth out and wear them on a necklace... think I am kidding? I DO LOVE my friends... they are loyal and kind and badassmotherfuckers!!!! Especially those that carry me home when we're drunk and those that puke with me in fucking drive throughs and hold ice on my ass when I take a hard fall in derby... I love music... I love the most random shit sometimes, and then I like probably something you like too... If you see me at a show, feel free to buy me a drink, I like Beam, in a glass, poured over a little bit of ice to keep it cold. I used to drink beer, but now its just the Whiskey... I was named after Jamie Lee Curtis, and doing a hell of a job living up to the name... who'd have thought? Daddy said she was smart and could kill evil... I on the otherhand AM EVIL!!!

My Interests

I like taking baths, and not taking baths, smoking, drinking (particularly Lone Star and Tequila, whiskey is always good), I love the country air, roller derby, riding horses, feeding cattle, spitting, my roller skates, Jonna Rose, Ms. Corri Mava, Shauna - whom I love with all my heart, my sweet ol' uncle Wes, fire, metal, dirt track racing, roundy round racing - particularly Grand Stock - demolition on a circle track, Rob Zombie, did I mention roller derby, good and live music - live music when its good, two-stepping, my roller skates, my pro-tec pads, my helmet, trashy heels, fishnets, tools, engines, freak shows, tattoos, beards, Mexican food, 4-wheelin, my granny's cooking, river floating, kind bud, shooting guns, the South....

I'd like to meet:

My Momma

and Rob ZombieDon't forget Bill Moseley aka Choptop and Otis... Mr. Moseley, now thats a REAL superhero!

Music:

I think this is ridiculous, I could go on, there are too many to name, way the fuck too many to forget.. I fucking LOVE ZZ Top, HONKY and CLUTCH... I just can't get enough of that Scott H. Biram, The Transplants, Kings of Leon, Didjits, Thin Lizzy, Crank County Daredevils, Sex Pistols, Janes Addiction, Blackholicus, High on Fire, LA Guns, Broken Teeth, Dixie Witch, Bible of the Devil, Billy Idol, Slayer, The Melvins, New Disaster, Motherfuckin' TED NUGENT, ELVIS, Nekromantics, Hell's Belles, Dolly Parton, Motorhead, The Clash, Guns n Roses, Sex Pistols, Monster Magnet, Judas Priest, Butthole Surfers, Weary Boys, Johnny Paycheck, Joan Jett, Rolling Stones, The Cramps, TURBONEGRO, Clutch, Bulemics, Zeke, Reverend Horton Heat, RAMONES, AC/DC, Misfits, The Lifters, Social Distortion, Honky, Alabama Thunder Pussy, Axes to the Sky, Real Heroes, Queens of the Stone Age, Eagles of Death Metal, Pantera, Ween, Billie Holiday, Etta James, Flogging Molly, Tex Ritter, Nancy Sinatra, Hank Williams, Hank Williams Jr., and Hank III, Kyuss, Dixie Witch, The Ronettes, Nashville Pussy, KISS, Gram Parsons, Gram Parson and The Flying Burrito Brothers, I fucking Love Kid Rock - not so much his music - more so his sweet trashy ass, Motley Crue, Mastadon, Brewtality, Bob Marley makes me feel good, Willie Nelson, Dale Watson, Wanda Jackson, Loretta Lynn, Waylon Jennings, Woody Guthrie, Beastie Boys, Merle Haggard, David Allan Coe, Patsy Cline, Johnny Cash, Snoop Dogg, Buck Owens, Bill Monroe, Skynrd, Allman Brothers, Muddy Waters,..... and the list goes on. If your still reading, good for you... fucking good for you.

Movies:

Zombie and cheezy horror movies, Burlesque Loops, Russ Meyer and John Waters films, Napoleon Dynamite, Grand Theft Parsons, Phantasm, Halloween (my namesake).... I heard Rob Zombie is coming out with a tastefully re-done version of Halloween...

Television:

No thanks, but you bet your ass I'll be watching when the TXRD girls take it over.

Books:

The Bible, Books about the Civil War, Gone With the Wind, Bad Seed by Nick Cave, I have read every Harry Potter book and love them, Cash by Johnny Cash and anything by Anne Rice. I am currently buried in A Million Little Pieces by James Frey... it's rad so far, this dude is insane, but respectable insane... who doesn't like insane... I love to read, I don't have alot of time to do so, but I find it... I am in a cast so I have been setting next to the river alot and reading. Always open to suggestions... Just finished Marley and Me, and just like Oprah, I fucking cried too... Goddamn mischievious mutts, they piss you off, then they die, then they make you cry. bastards!!

Heroes:

Grand Stock drivers, TXRD LoneStar Rollergirls, and my Uncle Wes Cherry Cahinsaw, Cheapskate, Nancy Lynn aka The Iron Maiden And yet again Bill Moseley... he really is fantastic.

My Blog

Cheap Thrills.

When sweet boys buy you drinks and tell you what you know, but love to hear. That, is a cheap thrill. Even if what they say then means a whole nother' thing in the mornin'.  
Posted by Miss AmeriKill T*X*R*D on Wed, 23 May 2007 08:39:00 PST

Holy Hell of a Hangover!

I woke up this morning and was thankfull that it was cloudy. Then, it started to rain and isn't showing any signs of stopping. I have blisters from wearing the most awesome shoes ever and I have had n...
Posted by Miss AmeriKill T*X*R*D on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 09:42:00 PST

Drunken Bloggin'

I just wanted to let all know that with all hope I have, Jamie Lee will soon have a page for friends and not lame bands that post "do you wanna know who checks your profile" comments. No, I do not wan...
Posted by Miss AmeriKill T*X*R*D on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 10:52:00 PST

More on getting fucked up and fuckin' shit up...

This, the fuckin' shit up, is not uncommon for myself, or getting fucked up either, but I do have to say, getting fucked up with my good ol' time friends the other night served as a reminder for me th...
Posted by Miss AmeriKill T*X*R*D on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 11:10:00 PST

I'm baack in the saddle again....

Well, we did it, we beat the Rhinestone Cowgirls and we're looking at the playoffs with an all new well, we're fucking looking at the playoffs and really, who the fucks gonna beat us? So... in other ...
Posted by Miss AmeriKill T*X*R*D on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 09:29:00 PST

ugghhhhhh

ughhhhhh.Any of ya'll ever get so pissed off that all of the voices in your head start screaming?Holy fuck.What a fucking bastard. I opt not to go into to much detail about anything anymore but I will...
Posted by Miss AmeriKill T*X*R*D on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:34:00 PST

Today, seriously sucks!!

For the record, unless you've been vacationing somewhere a little more South then Texas, you are aware of the fact that it's fucking cold here, icy, wet, gross. I am at work, where our landlord, we'll...
Posted by Miss AmeriKill T*X*R*D on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 10:40:00 PST

Baby, it's fucking cold outside... speaking of babies!!

It's freezing, I am at work, HEATER IS BROKE!!! oh, and people are sending me pics from some shit I've just got finished doing, really, I have taken the derby baby belly one step too far. I figure it ...
Posted by Miss AmeriKill T*X*R*D on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 09:13:00 PST

Love is a battlefield...

and I am out of ammo.I'm done.Just thought I'd let ya'll all know I am officially retiring from dating anyone for a long time... becasue you know what? Frankly, I am bored and irritated and way the fu...
Posted by Miss AmeriKill T*X*R*D on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 03:25:00 PST

Those folks in my top 8 or eighteen or whatever.

This morning I woke up to the sky completely dumping ass on what is now hopefully going to finally be pants season in Texas. As of last night I had completely convinced myself that we had officially k...
Posted by Miss AmeriKill T*X*R*D on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 10:51:00 PST