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CherryChainsaw T*X*R*D

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About Me

I am 35 years young, I have 2 children, I have been a part of roller derby ever since it began here in Nov. of 2000. I am a trainer for the Lonestar Rollergirls, over the years I have taught many ladies to skate and then skate better. I am a bitch and stubborn, and hard headed, but once you get to know me I'm o.k.

My Interests

Roller Derby, Drinking, smoking, roller derby,high thread count sheets, the stench of my pads, Cherry Bombs, swimming, drinking, falling down stairs, adult swim, live shows, Hank III cussin board, Red River, Headhunters, Room 710, bacon, fishing, kicking maximum ass, smoking, Hellapeno, Honky, Texas Thieves, low-brow art, tequilla, Lone Star beer, passing gas, drinking, burping,laughing at your friends while they do something stupid, Roller Derby, horror movies, anime, my birthday, working out, keeping 60 bitches in line when they are all out of their minds!, drinking,tattoos, any kind of music, but only good music.

I'd like to meet:

Willie Nelson, Hank Williams Sr., QOTSA, Thin Lizzy, Bam Margera, Perry Farrell,Madonna,Donnatella Versace,Bon Scott,Randy Rhoades,Stevie Ray Vaughn,Sharon Osbourne,Peter Griffin,Joanie Weston,Henry Rollins,Jenna Jameson,Belladonna,David Grohl, Lemmy Kilmeister,Jimi Hendrix,Brock Samson,Vince Vaughn,Leatherface, Betsy Johnson,David Bowie,Coop,Kozik,Pusshead,Big Daddy Roth, VonDutch, Cheech & Chong, Bad Brains, Nigel,Ramones,Buckwheat, Christopher Walken

Music:


Hilarious Soundboards at REVOLUTIONMYSPACE.com

My Blog

THE ORIGINAL!!!!!!!!

So I did a little search on my name on Google, and lo and behold I( find there are 2 other chicklets going by the name Cherry Chainsaw!!!!! WTF! One has tried cleverly to put Miss in front of the name...
Posted by CherryChainsaw T*X*R*D on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 11:48:00 PST

Too much off season!

So it is the off season for my league, and all I've done since June 18th is drink, and eat! This is getting to double wide level, and every time I tell myself I'm gonna exercise tomorrow, well it just...
Posted by CherryChainsaw T*X*R*D on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 12:08:00 PST

People who I should hang out with more

There are a few more to the top 8 I would like to add, Tara Armov and my lioness from L.A. Reddjenn. These are people I need to hang with more, because every time I do I have good conversations, good ...
Posted by CherryChainsaw T*X*R*D on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 01:31:00 PST

My top 8 Bitches!!!!!

So this week and all week long I dedicate the top 8 to the Cherry Bombs! Cause they is the baddest bitches in the world! We didn't win ANY games last season, so we are on a mission, that's right I sai...
Posted by CherryChainsaw T*X*R*D on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 11:29:00 PST

This weeks top 8!

This one I think I'll dedicate to this weekend which would be the Lonestar Round up. This is a hellacious car show that has only 1963 and older. There's a lot of "rat rods" and bikes for that matter, ...
Posted by CherryChainsaw T*X*R*D on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 01:31:00 PST

Top 8 This one's for the Putas (OPP)

Well this top 8 is for my favorite team other than the Cherry Bombs (cause we fuckin rawk all) anywhoo they're sorta like my sisters we have stuck through thick & thin. A lot more thick than thin....
Posted by CherryChainsaw T*X*R*D on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 04:21:00 PST

Top 8 for SxSW

This week are bands that I will probably be very drunk at! Yeah beer! Oh yeah if any of you loosers get a key to the Red Bull house, you should go there, it will be full of fun things to do and lots o...
Posted by CherryChainsaw T*X*R*D on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 12:04:00 PST

New Top 8 for this week

So I've decided to make a new Top 8 each week, it will feature what's going on in my life at that time. This weeks goes out to the LADD, they will be coming into town to play us TXRD. And during SxSW ...
Posted by CherryChainsaw T*X*R*D on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 01:19:00 PST

The Downward Spiral

So last night was a doozy for me, my derby wife broke her leg and then I was informed that a certain league was throwing a party for a deceased friend of mine, the problem is that they treated him lik...
Posted by CherryChainsaw T*X*R*D on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 12:57:00 PST

The future

So as I'm sitting here at work thinking of all the events that are coming up in the next few weeks. There is SxSoWasted, which all in all will be a long week of alcohol and debauchery. There is also a...
Posted by CherryChainsaw T*X*R*D on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 01:56:00 PST