Ronia Deadly

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Well, I make a pretty lousy first impression. I stick my foot in my mouth a LOT. I find it irritating that people are SUPRISED that I'm really smart. I love guns and Mopar. Currently, I'm in possession of neither. Time to bring 'em BOTH home to mama. I never get asked out on dates. I am sensitive to a fault. I am fiercely loyal and protective of my loved ones. I'm usually the one to actually SAY what everyone is THINKING. I have too much pride and too little fear. I fucking lose it in gridlock traffic. I'm known to get destructive, but I make a point to try to keep the permanent damage inside my own airspace. I use profanity like it's a language all its own. I'm secretly and deeply in love with love but I'm eternally suspicious of its actual existence. I hate imposing on other people and find it painfully impossible to ask for help. I've also found that I can handle any situation because of it. I love tequila. Tequila hates me. Whiskey hates me even more. I refuse to give up on mending my relationship with either one of them. I still can't bring myself to write a love song but I have pages and pages of songs about sex, drugs, rock'n'roll, guns, cars, booze, self-destruction, and vengeance. People are suprised to find that I have traditional ideas of roles in relationships. Men should be men, and women should be women. Take that how you want. I love "lifers" and am lucky enough to be able to surround myself with some of the best. I'd rather have my arm ripped off without anesthesia than have my heart broken. I can't stand people who think they are smarter than they really are, cooler than they really are, or funnier than they really are. It's entirely possible I may be one of them. I have a superpower - when I drink, I never get drunk. I just get "clever". I can do a DEAD-ON impression of Tawny Kitaen in the Whitesnake videos. The only difference is that I've only had the opportunity to do it on an '88 Mazda Protege instead of a Jaguar. I talk too much shit way too often. If you're a dirty biker/mechanic/musician, you'll get into bed with me waaay faster than if you were a male model, metrosexual millionaire. I wish it weren't that way (TRUST ME), but it is. And it always will be. I'm a singer here in Austin, Texas. I previously fronted The Jacks and Homewrecker, but due to some freakish luck and a lil ol' hurricane named Katrina, I was able to join forces with Rhoades D'Ablo (Rhoades D'Ablo and the Devil's Right Hand, from New Orleans), Kurtis Machler, Chris Blades, and Greg Paul to form THE QUICK AND THE DEAD . It's a killer rock/cowpunk monster. We should have a CD out by July '07