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I'd like to meet:

meet? Shit I guess whoever I run into... or over. ha ha ha haaaaa!
Ok seriously... I'd like to meet someone who can teach me something, edge-imma-cate me... but don't think you can control me. There's a difference... I'd like to meet a guy that can handle my busy schedule and uncontrolled ummm appetite as it were ;op... Roller derby is my life's joy and will remain top priority until I'm dead. If you can handle that then it's on! Or if you think you've got something to offer that would be worth more to me than derby, well bring it sir... lets see what you got!!! ;op
Oh and I'd like to meet God and the Devil, perferably at the same time... dinner maybe? Lets get together and chat about organized religion and finally get to the bottom of who started it... I say it was the Devil!

"You must remember this, a kiss is still a
kiss". Your romance is Casablanca. A
classic story of love in trying times, chock
full of both cynicism and hope. You obviously
believe in true love, but you're also
constantly aware of practicality and societal
expectations. That's not always fun, but at
least it's realistic. Try not to let the Nazis
get you down too much.

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You are Beki Bondage. You are old skool. Your in it
to party and make a political statement at the
same time. You play well with others and enjoy
dominating people.

Which punk rock goddess are you?
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The Withered Lover

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Music:

What Classic Pin-Up Are You?
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Dresden Dolls Coin Operated Boy
coin operated boy sitting on the shelf he is just a toy but i turn him on and he comes to life automatic joy that is why i want a coin operated boy
made of plastic and elastic he is rugged and long-lasting who could ever ever ask for more love without complications galore many shapes and weights to choose from i will never leave my bedroom i will never cry at night again wrap my arms around him and pretend....
coin operated boy all the other real ones that i destroy cannot hold a candle to my new boy and i'll never let him go and i'll never be alone not with my coin operated boy......
this bridge was written to make you feel smittener with my sad picture of girl getting bitterer can you extract me from my plastic fantasy i didnt think so but im still convinceable will you persist even after i bet you a billion dollars that i'll never love you will you persist even after i kiss you goodbye for the last time will you keep on trying to prove it? i'm dying to lose it... i want it i want you i want a coin operated boy.
and if i had a star to wish on for my life i cant imagine any flesh and blood could be his match i can even fuck him up the ass.
coin operated boy he may not be real experienced with girls but i know he feels like a boy should feel isnt that the point that is why i want a coin operated boy with his pretty coin operated voice saying that he loves me that hes thinking of me straight and to the point that is why i want a coin operated boy

You are Jello Biafra! Way to go! You enjoy being a
very outspoken political figure. You don't care
who's in your way, you just make them look like
asses with your brilliant words.

Which hardcore punk legend are you?
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I love old school Funk, Motown, Blues. I don't have nearly enough in my collection. Over the years most of my music has been ripped off by bastard hoodlums. Please suggest different artists... Send me shit or whatever... I need more music. (Not limited to Funk Motown Blues either.... I love Rock Punk Emo House HipHop whatever.... except Country, no Country please I could vomit unless it's old country like Cash, or Lynn etc.)

The Keys to Your Heart

Movies:

Harold & Maude

You are Dr. Frank-n-Furter!

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Television:

are you talking about that mind control device I'm required to sit in front of every day to receive my allotted dose of information approved by "THEM"? I've been instructed to say that is a wonderful tool. I enjoy FOX news the best... transmission complete.
What kind of God are you?
Name
DOB
Favourite Color
You earthly time was spent Raining torrents of blood while sailing over the prostrate masses in an iron chariot
Your throne is fashioned from thorns and human femurs, surrounded by writhing, howling servants, with a footstool of souls on the sizzling shores of the Lake of Fire
You wear A rainbow for a sash, and mountains for shoes
Your Godly superpower is The knowledge of and answer to all questions
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hashish.
you are hashish.you are active, funny and you just love live!

Books:

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What Cuss Word Are You?

Fuck
YOUR A SEX-A-HOLIC!! YOU LOVE SEX. WHETHER YOUR DEPRESSED, HYPER, OR NOT... IT'S ALWAYS IN THE FRONT OF YOUR MIND!

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Heroes:

Where have all the good men gone And where are all the gods? Where’s the street-wise Hercules To fight the rising odds?
Isn’t there a white knight upon a fiery steed? Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need
I need a hero I’m holding out for a hero ‘till the end of the night He’s gotta be strong And he’s gotta be fast And he’s gotta be fresh from the fight I need a hero I’m holding out for a hero ‘till the morning light He’s gotta be sure And it’s gotta be soon And he’s gotta be larger than life Lager than life
Somewhere after midnight In my wildest fantasy Somewhere just beyond my reach There’s someone reaching back for me
Racing on the thunder and rising with the heat It’s gonna take a superman to sweep me off my feet
I need a hero I’m holding out for a hero ‘till the end of the night He’s gotta be strong And he’s gotta be fast And he’s gotta be fresh from the fight I need a hero I’m holding out for a hero ‘till the morning light He’s gotta be sure And it’s gotta be soon And he’s gotta be larger than life I need a hero I’m holding out for a hero ‘till the end of the night
Up where the mountains meet the heavens above Out where the lightning splits the sea I could swear there’s someone somewhere Watching me
Through the wind and the chill and the rain And the storm and the flood I can feel his approach Like a fire in my blood
I need a hero I’m holding out for a hero ‘till the end of the night He’s gotta be strong And he’s gotta be fast And he’s gotta be fresh from the fight I need a hero I’m holding out for a hero ‘till the morning light He’s gotta be sure And it’s gotta be soon And he’s gotta be larger than life
I need a hero I’m holding out for a hero ‘till the end of the night He’s gotta be strong And he’s gotta be fast And he’s gotta be fresh from the fight I need a hero I’m holding out for a hero ‘till the morning light He’s gotta be sure And it’s gotta be soon And he’s gotta be larger than life I need a hero I’m holding out for a hero ‘till the end of the night...
Damn that's a long f**king song. And I even deleted the oohs and aaahsBut seriously folks... I need a hero
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Miki Lynn
Birthday: 10-21-75
Birthplace: Austin Texas
Current Location: Business Mngr for Non Profit
Eye Color: hazel
Hair Color: multi ;op
Height: 5 foot 3
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Irish/Scottish
The Shoes You Wore Today: green chucks
Your Weakness: animals, witty smooth talkers
Your Fears: exposing my vulnerability, breaking a bone
Your Perfect Pizza: don't much care for pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: build screened in back porch
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: It would be 'Sir' but I don't IM much
Thoughts First Waking Up: I don't wanna go to work
Your Best Physical Feature: legs
Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: how do you miss something you haven't lost
Pepsi or Coke: neither
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: choc
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: puff puff give mf
Do you Swear: damn fucking straight I do
Do you Sing: yup
Do you Shower Daily: usually
Have you Been in Love: yup
Do you want to go to College: been there done that
Do you want to get Married: depends
Do you belive in yourself: yup
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: not in that egotistical way
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: yup
Do you like Thunderstorms: yup
Do you play an Instrument: nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yup yup
In the past month have you Smoked: yup
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yup
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yup
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yup
In the past month have you been on Stage: yup
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: yup
Ever been called a Tease: yup
Ever been Beaten up: yup
Ever Shoplifted: yup
How do you want to Die: OD on drugs while having sex when I'm 80 ;op !!! or in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: young
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesn't matter, green I guess
Favourite Hair Color: doesn't matter, but the less the better
Short or Long Hair: see above
Height: taller than me
Weight: average
Best Clothing Style: whatever... I prefer them nekkid!! or wearing me
Number of Drugs I have taken: lots
Number of CDs I own: lots
Number of Piercings: 7
Number of Tattoos: 6
Number of things in my Past I Regret: regrets are wasted energy....you can only change the future
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You are Fish 'Tacos.' You might think you're
exotic and worldly-wise, but in reality you're
just a bunch of crap on toast. Repeat after
me: 'just because you put something in
quotation marks doesn't make it so.' And
'taco' isn't Spanish for 'toast.'
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You are an assassin.
That means you are a proffessional and do your
job without mixing any emotions in it. In your
life you have probably been hurt many times and
have gotten some mental scars. This results in
you being distant from people. Though many
think that you are evil, you are not. What you
really are is a person, trying to forget your
pain and past. You are the person who never
seems to care and that is why being an assassin
fits you good. Atleast, that's what people
think. Even if you don't care that much for
your victims, you still have the ability to
care and to generally feel. It is not lost,
just a little forgotten. In crowds you tend to
not get to noticed, and dress in black or other
discrete colours. You don't being in the
spotlight and wish people would just leave you
alone. But once you do get close to someone you
have a hard time letting go and get real down
if you loose him/her.
Main weapon: Sniper
Quote: "The walls we build around
us to keep out the sadness also keep out the
joy" -Jim Rohn
Facial expression: Narrowed eyes
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