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FeralFrank

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About Me



Ten Top Surreal Trivia Tips about Frank!1.There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Frank. 2.Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Frank. 3.Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Frank! 4.It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Frank. 5.It's bad luck to put Frank on a bed! 6.Frankicide is the killing of Frank. 7.American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Frank from each salad served in first class! 8.A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Frank, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life. 9.Frank is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons! 10.Banging your head against Frank uses 150 calories an hour.

My Interests

mountain bike, scuba, xterra triathlons, random art projects, cacti, watching 'W' make an ass out of himself over and over, hiking 14ers, Sunday morning bookstore magazine reading, coffee, music, art, books, indie films, flipside, burning man, fire poi, construction, destruction, eroticism, sex, fetishist, sake, wine, beer, oddities of life, odd people, odwalla, yoga, UFOs, you, me, environment, ANWR, Tao of Bush's demise, home made sauces, mosaic stained glass, peeps, adrenaline, Atheism, Paganism, Buddhism, Fetishism, Narcissism, training for my first marathon...

I'd like to meet:

...new people. Have you seen my friend list? Bunch of freaks I tell you!!! :-)

Music:

Devil Doll, Modest Mouse, Sloberbone, the Gourds, Old 97's, Awry, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Modest Mouse, Yeah yeah yeahs, White Stripes, Polyphonic Spree, Spoonfed Tribe, Beastie Boys, Black Rebal Motorcycle Club, Dandy Warhols, She Wants Revenge, the Cure, Stan Getz, Radiohead, Fiona Apple, Bloom, Yeah yeah yeahs, Ministry, the Feds, Reverend Horton Heat, Flame Trick Subs and lets not forget those Satan Cheerleaders, Electronicat, Fisherspooner, Bob Dylan...blah blah blah. I pretty much like everything from old goth, indunstrial, beer drinking, die in a ditch where is my damm dog country music, emo, electronic, break beat, speed metal relaxing orchestrated melancholy soothing sounds of *insert name*

Movies:

6 String Samari, Pi, Run Lola Run, Snatch, Logans Run, Ghost in the shell, Logans Run, Fight Club, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, 'Faster Pussycat, Kill, Kill', Donnie Darko, Night of the Living Dead, Office Space, Blues Brothers, Pulp Fiction, Pink Panther, Kill Bill, Empire Strikes Back, Memento, Ronin, Clerks, Monty Python, Eating Raoul, Godfather, Goodfellas, ........

Television:

Too much tele makes the 'wewe' go 'bye bye', so I say no tele...Unless its the Simpsons

Books:

Rice, King, Patterson, Vonnegut, Clancy, Krakauer, Calvin and Hobbes, Bukowski, Martel, Kerouac, this could keep going for a while

My Blog

Sell my soul?

So my current position has been less that desirable over the last few months. Chaos projects, with little documentation, needed yesterday. The sudden visibility of 4 must have fixes in an already maxe...
Posted by FeralFrank on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 07:55:00 PST

NYC apartment gang rape

I was finally introduced to the reality of living in NYC. Sure food and drinks are a bit more expensive but the cost of getting an apartment is something you cant be prepared for until you actually ha...
Posted by FeralFrank on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 11:52:00 PST

I got a job!

Thats right, after several weeks of searching on monster career whatever, talking on the phone with headhunter after headhunter. Long, energy draining interview after interview, and after turning down...
Posted by FeralFrank on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 07:54:00 PST

Dallas lights dim...

and the New York City lights burn bright! Some of you know, some don't so here is the official announcement. "Jan 27th is my final day in Texas" and a new chapter begins in NYC. I flew out to burning ...
Posted by FeralFrank on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 07:13:00 PST

Life is a cycle

This morning Anna called me to let me know Jen lost her life to cancer. When I first heard about her condition I joked and said I was a betting man and she would beat it. She had the surgery and ...
Posted by FeralFrank on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 11:45:00 PST

My first taste of death and war

So I found out last week that a kid named Nathan, who used to work up at stoneworks climbing gym, Nathan, the kid I used to kid with on the wall and behind the counter. Nathan who joined the army...
Posted by FeralFrank on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 10:29:00 PST

Maybe you do, Maybe you dont

care about politics. Maybe you have never voted or just think that your vote doesn't count. Ok, the popular vote doesn't win the presidency but thats not the point. Your vote does count if you actu...
Posted by FeralFrank on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 11:13:00 PST

Fucking republicans!!!

So this morning while eating my breakfast I decided to play a few rounds of texas holdem on party poker. Only to have a popup window stating that they can no longer take betting wages from Americans? ...
Posted by FeralFrank on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 05:49:00 PST

I'm a statistic...

Last night while checking my bank account I noticed a unusual withdraw for $155.32. The company was Tokyu Toy(s) Tokyo. Now I did just get back from burning man, there was a fair amount of drinking an...
Posted by FeralFrank on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 11:57:00 PST

I want to

ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike...
Posted by FeralFrank on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 02:18:00 PST