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About Me


TUNE INTO MY radio show Slursdays @ 5PM (CT) on KAOS959.com or 92.7FM in Austin TEXASS!!!
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I am always busy, I multi-task like a mother fucker I have plans, I have goals and I make things happen. I play in every band this side of the Mississippi, including but not limited to:
SUICIDAL FAILURE
BELLIGERENT 86
KNOCKED OUT STIFFS
BREWTALITY INCORPORATED
.....and my solo project work with me on all the instruments recorded one take, fuck ups included, no mix downs or anything crappy recordings excuses excuses
EVIL I
I am a time to face the day, go get em, fuck em, who cares, get things done, got time for a quickie?, MORE COFFEEE!!!!, turn it up, no they can't see in, obstacles aint shit, fuck you, trust me, oh fuck them, call you out, suck it kind of guy...put something in front of me and I will choose the path of least resistance or say fuck it and kick my way through your bullshit. I'm a really good friend and actually care about people but once you fuck me in my asshole or attempt to do said task figuratively then I will cut you in the night. If it has been done then surely I can do it too cause most of you...yes "you"? and "you" and "you" and "you" .....are fuckin stupid. Dumb as a rock skipping across a pond with the lockness monster sleeping within it's mysterious depths. SHOOT IT!! SHOOT IT!! Sum it up, carry the one and you still suck. You may be able to spell but you have failed in life and I have spell check if I feel like using it.
Still reading? ok, I live in Dove Springs bling blings and the recreational pool is full of mexico. I have turntables and new vinyl from Snake Eyes on 1211 E. 7th Street Austin Texas. I get up each day and get down each night. I have a drum set in my kitchen and eat tons of double bass. My solos are DANGEROUS and women who are pregnant should not listen or handle my music as it will melt their unborn childs face off in the womb and make for a messy delivery into this world of shit.
.. also........ I CAN BREAK DANCE ....so I got that goin' for me....

My Interests

I do a radio show called The Michael Danger Show on some Slursdays at 5pm to 7pm central on KAOS 95.9 or 92.7 FM in Austin or Click on this to go to the KAOS site

I'd like to meet:

All kinds of prostitutes and classy hookers and devilish bitches with attitude problems and midgits of any race.

Music:

BAND OF THE YEAR: Raditude (new album coming out entitled "paint the town rad" That's Rad!) More Local Favorites: New Disaster!!! Adrenaline Factor!! Elvis on Speed!!!, Knocked Out Stiffs, Brewtality Inc., Belligerent 86, Me vs. Everybody, Krum Bums, Broken Teeth, Oistyrs, Born to Lose (those guys got class) Pink Swords, Amplified Heat, Dixie Witch fuckin rocks!! god damn Trinidad! Honky (of Course)Full Stride, Kissinger, Rockland Eagles, Grady, Agony Column, Ignorance Park the Bulemics and Super Heavy Goat Ass!!!! Helllzzz yea!!! Sepultura, Slayer, Fall Silent, Gehenna, Unruh, Ozzy, Testament, Obituary, Death, DRI, MOD, SOD, Motorhead (duh), Zeke, All, descendants Ramones, Bad Religion, the Clash, NOFX, Minor Threat, Propaghandi, Black Flag, Misfits, 50's and 60's wolfman jack shit I love all oldies! and lots of Blues . ..John Lee Hooker's my favorite Wu-tang poor ODB, Frank Sinatra, Bjork, Tchekovsky, Mozart, Vivaldi, Vivaldi with Dave lombardo from Slayer FUCK YEA!!! Mr Bungle and everything else patton does, lounge music, Nailbomb, Sex pistols, Dead Milkmen, Dead Kennedys, Axe Handle, ATP, Electric Wizard, Orange Goblin, SLeep, Fu Manchu, Bongzilla, Cavity, Pungent Stench, Deicide, Poison, Bulletboys, Crue, Ratt, Cinderella, music from backhome locals in AZ- Currupt CitiZEN!!!!!!holy fuck!!!! Stereotyperider, The Revenge, Black Hell, and uh Internal Disorder, Adams Alcoholics....now thats a band right there... I also like some jazz and 80's bullshit...wedding singer soundtrack and Rushmore soundtrack were good....I can go on and on...Dokaka, I hate you when your pregnant, Carcuss, the cars, Kiss sucks, Brutal Truth, Pungent stench, Bolt Thrower, @the gates, pink floyd and some minimal amounts of hippie crap provinding your smokin me out or providing the shrooms, I love blues and vegan core chipotle rock.

Movies:

Big Labowski, all the mob flicks Donnie Brasco, Casino, Good Fellas...forget about it, Scarface, most of Adam Sandlers flicks, Rushmore, Breakfast Club, Office Space, George Ramero classics AKA night of, day of and dawn of dead, cheese horror flicks like Return of the dead and .....new favorite Shawn of the Dead....ummmm what else? horror flicks said that....hmmmm I like fear and loathing in las Vegas....R.I.P. Hunter S. Thompson....skateboarding videos are great to have on during band practice or a bruce lee flick....Quinten movies rock too....shit what about evil dead and army of darkness....there ya go. Full metal Jacket, usual suspects, SAW, Fight Club, I don't know...Ninja3

Television:

TV sucks...it makes you stupid...put on da Chicago game or turn off the TV and listen to music or read ya dumb ass.

Books:

CHOKE!!! It is fucking absolutly imperative that you read this....fucking awesome book and the author is vivid and disturbing and the main chacter is horny just like me. The Author also wrote the fight club so, after reading a couple pages you totally see that. The main character in Choke is addicted to sex and goes to meetings like the ones in fight club and he desribes the people at these meetings as people that get stuff caught in themselves as the same person that served you at the diner or the lawyer. People all around us, like the teacher who is always in a bad mood and yes once she gets home she fucks herself with a turbo engine powered dildo....makes me look differently at everyone around me and I think....huh...wanna fuck? ....good stuff anyway gotta go...speaking of go..... Go ask alice...also good book, shit who am I kidding I can't read...I highly reccomend getting a library card though just payed off my late fees/missing book fees.......I have also picked up some cool music to burn and dvd's to watch they even had Clockwork Orange hellz yea.......all free providing it's returned in a timely manner....current books include...Mother may I sleep w/ Danger, Spanish for Gringos, Jenna Jameson's How to become a porn star was good until the end when she revealed that she slept w/ marilyn manson and tommy lee fucked her hard as she slept from the pills she took and she was so red and sore she thought she got STD... , 911 commission report, books about Bush being stupid like "fortunate Son" and "how to buy democracy" and "worse than watergate" and Paris Hilton's how to be a slut 101....books on dogs and combat knife throwing and cars and prison-ese the guide to prison slang, action heros handbook, napalm and sillypuddy, mother may I sleep with danger is a good title but I did not like it at all....the Voodoo revenge book is funny trust me just go. America (the book) by John Stewart...holy shit it's a must!!!!!

Heroes:

people that support me, Jordan and now Gordon, Sweetness, 85 bears, Nikki Sixx, Bruce Lee, Ditka, Singletary, Urlacher, SEX!!!, Eddie Van Halen, Teri and the Pope, and that guy that made his tracktor bullet proof and plowed down city hall and a bunch of other buildings responisible for making him lose his case against a construction company building their steel factory on all sides of his house....and last but not least YOU...Did you ever know that your my hero?....blah blah blah

My Blog

ALL THE QB's LOVE DA BEARS

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Posted by THE DANGER SHOW on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 08:00:00 PST

FIGHTING CRIME

So on Saturday Sept 9th night we played a show at Red Eyed Fly and as soon as I was done I had to jet cause work started at 6am today.  My girlfriend and I are chillin', minding our own damn bizn...
Posted by THE DANGER SHOW on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 01:36:00 PST

Stupid White Boy Day

I am against posting blogs but I have made an exception to rule this one time due to a plethora of comments I have had about this true story.  So here ya go: So I'm standing in line...minding my ...
Posted by THE DANGER SHOW on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 09:38:00 PST