My top 3 hobbies include sausage making, dungeons and dragons orgy parties, and making/watching crappy homemade zombie movies. Other than that, I'm pretty lame.
Patrick Swayze
Sockeye, Cauliflower Ass and Bob, Boy in Love, The Sandwich Gang, Karate Eggs, The Poops, The Imperial Butt Wizards, Hard Core Dude, The Frogs, Melt Banana, Guitar Wolf, Upsidedown Cross, Hulk Hogan and the Wrestling Boot Band, Timwie J Malmsteen's Rising Pants, Boredoms, Anal Cunt, The Crucifucks, Devo, Atom and His Package, The Deep Donkey Crew, Ween, The Kids of Widney High, GG Allin, Cock Sparrer, Negative Approach, The Romper Stomper soundtrack, The Village People, Merzbow, Manowar, Dio, Iron Maiden, Mortiis, Mortician, the Dr. Who theme song, the battlestar galactica theme song, Fanfare Ciocarlia, Quichua Mashis, The Slackers, The Skatalites, Stubborn Allstars, Let's Go Bowling, I love pretty much all of that gay ska stuff, anything Japanese, any pre-reggae Jamaican music, brutally evil music, anything really stupid, anything that sucks.
films by Svankmajer, Tsukamoto, Raimi, Coen Brothers, Miike, Madin, Quay, Jodorowsky, Lynch, Cronenberg, Greenway, Herzog, Burton, Troma, and I completely love all Chris Seaver movies. Check them out at lowbudgetpictures.com
I don't really like television. Commercials drive me nuts. Actually, I do love Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Sealab 2021.
Anything by: Dr. Seuss, Russell Edson, Kathe Koja, Kathy Acker, Doug Rice, Kevin L. Donihe, D. Harlan Wilson, Vincent Sakowski, Chris Genoa, Jeremy Robert Johnson, Andre Duza, Jeffrey Thomas, Kurt Vonnegut, Chuck Palahniuk, Neil Gaiman, Roald Dahl, Gary Barwin, Clive Barker, Kafka, Camus, Breton, Burroughs, Rushdie, Arnold Rabin, Ron Dakron, Francesca Lia Block, among many others.
Nothing by: Carlton Mellick III.
FOOD FORTUNATA, Bruce Campbell, Mr. T, Dr. Seuss, H. R. Giger, Warwick Davis, John Waters, Trekkies, Debbie Rochon, and the weird people who read my books.