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About Me

I like seeing lots of people crammed into small spaces, like cars, closets, bathrooms, small kitchens, backyards, hallways etc. The more people, the funnier it is to me. The angrier people get in said small place takes it over the top as far as me enjoying it. When they start turning on each other and arguing in the small space is the absolute best. The Marx brothers movie where they're all in that small hotel room is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

What metaphysical terror are you?

Dimentional House controlling with an unescapable personality, you are an absolute terror that often defies the rules of physics for an inscrutable inhuman reason. Few can challange your will or even navigate your hallways! Try reading House of Leaves.
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My Interests

Boys Beers/Booze Bands preferably all in one sweaty mess

I'd like to meet:

NO MORE PSYHCO GIRLS FROM IN OR AROUND HOUSTON. That means Brenham and ALL surrounding areas. This area seems to be populated with girls that lie, sell their friends out and ATTEMPT to buy relationships. Funny as hell to watch, scary as hell to be involved with. Terrifying business, I tells ya. I'd LIKE to meet someone who will live in my cabinet and be there when I need my eyebrows waxed, or a pedicure. The rest of you I will meet in alphabetical order. We are now at the 'T's.

Music:

yes please

Movies:

I have come to a point in my life where I'm not even going to try and watch movies anymore. I have no patience. I can have a movie on around me, but I have to be able to do something else during it. That being said, I like stupid, funny, silly stuff. I like scary movies and I like funny movies. There's no real 'mystique' about me. I like goofy stuff. I don't need to watch movies and get depressed, but I like to watch them to intensify the jokes. Gotta love the jokes. Lots and lots of jokes..jokes are good. I'm laughing right now, just thinking about how rad jokes are.

Television:

Sabrina the Teenage Witch. I don't know why, and I'm not going to make any excuses. I love anything that has even a hint of fiery death traps, angry mobs, sports disasters, explosions, wrestling, and high speed chases. Mostly those shows that are on Spike TV with all of those things combined. Whoever came up with that channel is my new hero.

Books:

Cruddy The Paradise Motel The Wizard Children of Finn The Druids Tune all hardback, oldschool Nancy Drew(read the whole collection every summer) any John Bellairs(sp?) any John Irving in particular A Prayer for Owen Meany John Updike

Heroes:

The guy who was able to talk people into funding that giant glass overlook at the Grand Canyon. Are you kidding me with that shit?? It's a potential angry mob, fiery death trap, high speed chase, sports disaster waiting to happen and I guarantee you I will be watching tv when it all goes down...literally.. Alexis Tylor thinks we should pilot the pussy, and I agree When I was little, I wanted to be the girl in this Rolling Stones video.

My Blog

I love watching people getting what they deserve!! I LOVE IT!!

I just can't help it!! Whether it's good or bad, it's an amazing thing to watch.I like that people get what they deserve for hanging around other people that get what they deserve. It's l...
Posted by Corri Mava on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 02:46:00 PST

Thanks to my wonderful friends

I miss those of you that I don't get to see enough, but I love being in touch with ALL of you on here. I love that you give me advice, loyalty and encouragement in all areas of my life!!&...
Posted by Corri Mava on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 07:44:00 PST

My back is destroyed for good

Went to the spinal decompression clinic yesterday to see if I was a candidate for their program.(Sadly, I am not.) I got X-rayed and waited for the news. Apparently my back hurts all the ...
Posted by Corri Mava on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 08:59:00 PST

Awesome!!

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Posted by Corri Mava on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 10:36:00 PST

I cannot get this song out of my head...this one and the ’Summer Lovin’’ song from Grease

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Posted by Corri Mava on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 03:15:00 PST

Reality T.V, and the people who are real on it

So what's the deal with reality TV? I don't understand. Are people getting paid to go on these shows, or are they just getting the opportunity to show what a complete jackass they ar...
Posted by Corri Mava on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 02:12:00 PST

Awwww!! Look at our boys...

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Posted by Corri Mava on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 06:08:00 PST

I just found out that people use this as a way to ’spy’ on me!

Last night I was alerted to the fact that people use my ramblings on here as a way to keep up to date on what I've got going on in my life since I don't associate with them anymore. How b...
Posted by Corri Mava on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 12:18:00 PST

Have I mentioned how much I LOVE watching people get what they deserve?

It's like getting the perfect piece of yellow cake with chocolate frosting. And I LOVE when people try to put on the outer face of 'everything is great!' when everyone knows that their lives re...
Posted by Corri Mava on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 09:55:00 PST

I like comically large things

Like, today for instance, I went and had lunch with a friend and he gave me a universal remote. I haven't opened it up yet because I'm so amused by how big it is. I mean, let me mea...
Posted by Corri Mava on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 01:52:00 PST