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CHICKEN

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

I want it all. I try to wear leather in the summer, but I end up in plaid shorts at the bottom of a lake or river instead. My enemies bore the living shit out of me. Actually, I've never met any, but I see them on T.V...........every night. After a hard day of work. Oh God.

My Interests

I like: Ice cream. Crime. Electric scooter. Grocery cart. Stealing second base. Buying up flash. Sashaying down mountains in outrageous, brightly colored second-hand ski gear. Sitting in fishing boats, early in the morning during winter when it's 20 degrees and the wind makes it feel like -5..... for money. Holding on tightly to meaningless trends such as; pleated pants, tight dark socks, hot foam matresses, blown out tennis shoes, pizza box art and small dogs (till they squeal my name.) I also like building indestuctable figurines out of cyanocyclidate foam. Watching my room-mate brew beer. Bargalounging till the day I die. I don't like: rednecks, 20ft. long pick-up trucks, leather hats, hungry cats, spurs, retards, six shooters, oil, whiskey and I don't like anything about toby keith.

I'd like to meet:

The young, rich, and in-love. Political adversaries. People who can draw perfect circles on an etch-a-sketch. Blown up dolls. Special people to lie with. Club me over the head and hug me.

Music:

Grand Funk Railroad, Black Metal. The Smiths. Laughing Hyenas. Butthole surfers. Psychedelic Furs. Chrome Cranks. Scratch Acid. Lubricated Goat. Ghostland Observatory. The Thrones. The Gun Club. Cosmic Psychos. The Scientists. Big Black. Arcade Fire. No joke. The Wild Things Are. Music with a smile!

Movies:

Donnie Darko.

Television:

The murder channel. Anything documenting beautiful, brown Detroit.

Books:

Charles Bukowski. Rock biographies.

Heroes:

eivel kneivel, Freddy Mercury and Emily

My Blog

Was it you?

That stuck the incense in my house that smells like disgusting yak piss?  I know that it happened around new years so I have it narrowed down to fourteen people.  YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE! ...
Posted by CHICKEN on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 07:59:00 PST

Thanks Austin...

....for ruining another great word.  WEIRD.  I can never say it again.  Today I was talking to my boss about showing up to work hung-over ( I guess he thought I was hung-over all last w...
Posted by CHICKEN on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 08:16:00 PST

Take a ride!

Do you wanna take a ride?  I don't know what for or what's there.  Good times?  Bad times!  That's what rides are for.  Here's my good-times ride pick.  ROB A BANK. ...
Posted by CHICKEN on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 06:49:00 PST

Fuck!

I got drunk and sad and posted a stupid blog and just found it and 11 people saw it before I deleted it.  Don't you love it when that happens?
Posted by CHICKEN on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 10:25:00 PST

Rufus is funny.

Today at work I started laughing.  It was one of those moments when you cover your mouth and spit flies out between your fingers and everybody looks at you with that "okay....tell us what's so fu...
Posted by CHICKEN on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 09:47:00 PST

What should I be for halloween?

A black invisible man? A girl in a cat uniform? A walking timebomb? Coolio? An ice-cream, hamburger and choclate cookie dinner? A lying, cheating, stealing, cock-sucking womanizer? A motorcycle? A hyd...
Posted by CHICKEN on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 11:01:00 PST

Oh shit!

Great, a picture in my comments of me wallowing in a kiddie pool like a beached walrus at Emos.  At least those two bitches think I'm totally hot!
Posted by CHICKEN on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 11:27:00 PST

Mallory's Corner.

This is a dream that Mallory had. The other morning. Mary Kateand Ashley Olson and Courtney Love were in a new reality program in which they worked at a block-buster video (It has valet parking). ...
Posted by CHICKEN on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 05:14:00 PST

World's toughest mosquito.

Today I was taking a sitting on the toilet and this mosquito lands on me to take a drink.  I'm thinking "Two of us can't relax in this room." and I swat at him and he goes tumbling to the floor a...
Posted by CHICKEN on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 07:29:00 PST