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Easy Bruiser

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I carry a bathing suit wherever I go.

My Interests

Earth Energies

I'd like to meet:

Beautiful rich people.

Music:

The ringing in my ears

Movies:

I can't sit still that long.

Books:

There are 3 piles next to my bed...some I read, some I write in, some I draw in, one I dream in.

Heroes:

Milton! You know- the 'stapler' guy.

My Blog

People Eater!?!?

   This morning I woke up from a most terrible dream!  I had turned into a people-eater!  Not a purple one, though.  I wasn't really a 'monster,' either, except for the fact t...
Posted by Easy Bruiser on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:45:00 PST

Absinth

NEVER DRINKING THAT CRAP AGAIN  ...
Posted by Easy Bruiser on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 11:44:00 PST

A few nice thoughts

So I've been wondering.... where did all of my good friends go?  When did life become absolutely unaffordable?  Why am I content with sleeping my life away?  Why do I work all the time ...
Posted by Easy Bruiser on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 10:29:00 PST

Junk food hazards

I gave myself a black eye diving off my couch for a bag of fritos under the table.  There was a chair in the way.  Kinda like I saw the forest through the trees, I didn't see the chair (in f...
Posted by Easy Bruiser on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 12:02:00 PST

Don't play with pepper spray

  Seriously.  It is NOT a toy.  In fact, there is absolutely NOTHING fun or funny about it.  Well ok, maybe in retrospect it's a little funny.  See, my mom gave me some to pu...
Posted by Easy Bruiser on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 03:35:00 PST

great news

My hair is turning gray.  I finally decide to grow it out and it's not going to look at all like it did when I was 19.  It's going to be white and twiney.  Maybe I'll just keep 'drunk-...
Posted by Easy Bruiser on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:42:00 PST

Six o'clock coffee and content

  Well it ended up paying off working on this Memorial holiday.  In fact, it payed off  exactly double!  That much closer to fixing up my new car...  actually, it's 44 years o...
Posted by Easy Bruiser on Tue, 29 May 2007 04:07:00 PST

5 o'clock coffee and depression

I'm waiting for the sugar rush from the disgustingly sweet doughnut to kick in.  This is the hardest part of the day for me because I'm still at work for another 2 hours or so...  This is al...
Posted by Easy Bruiser on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 03:59:00 PST

The Music Festival Workout

I only experienced 2 days of this year's insane SXSW music festival, but I still feel like I jump-roped for 4 hours straight with my old school van's slip-ons.  2 days + 2 awesome bands = 2 throb...
Posted by Easy Bruiser on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 03:50:00 PST

SUITS ME!!!

You are The EmpressBeauty, happiness, pleasure, success, luxury, dissipation.The Empress is associated with Venus, the feminine planet, so it represents, beauty, charm, pleasure, luxury, and delight. ...
Posted by Easy Bruiser on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 10:52:00 PST