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Yarmer

Its not just a last name, its a state of mind

About Me

it takes alot to really piss me off yet at the same time i am getting more impatient with people everyday. I love to be surrounded by funny people, so dont suck, make a bitch laugh already...

My Interests

cooking, cleaning, dodging punches and concealing bruised eyes. laughing my ass off. going out to see shows & having some drinks with the friends. making sharpie mustaches. art work lately with mosaics. music. coloring, cutting, braiding, fashion and make-up. swimming and cycling. being on lake travis with my boat, beer and friends. tv and movies......wow! oh, did i say drinking?

I'd like to meet:

johnny depp, the late mitch hedberg, the beastie boys, tom callicio, anthony bourdain, any group of extremly funny people and shit talkers galore

Music:

beck, beastie boys, firewater, calexico, outkast, air, pixies, blonde redhead, modest mouse, the cardigans, violent femmes, janes addiction, radiohead, bjork, frank black, simian, faith no more, clinic, david bowie, the mummies, willie nelson, johnny cash, the rev. horton heat, queens of the stoneage, eagles of deathmetal, gorillaz, primus, booker T and the mgs, the who, the stones, led zeppelin,bikini kill, the misfits, eryka badu, snoop, the clash, madness, the dead kennedys, the cramps, jet, dick dale, dale watson, mr. lewis and the funeral 5, jesus lizard, the dan band cause they are super funny, gogol bordello, spoon, the fuckemos,lydia lunch, motorhead, generally anything that doesnt suck ass. todays country is pretty much out and also all the boots pants music too.

Movies:

american history x, shawshank redemption, snakes on a mutha fuckin plane, monkey bone, mean girls, freeway, fight club, death to smoochy, old school, wedding crashers, nightmare before xmas, big fish, everyones favorite pulp fiction, imitation of life, any movie with delinquent teenage girls, the spidermans, lord of the ring trilogy, oh god where does it end.

Television:

family guy, simpson, american dad, adult swim, oblongs, futurama, venture brothers, robot chicken, aqua teen hunger force, king of the hill, south park, its always sunny in philidephia, curb your enthusiasm, nip/tuck(cant f-ing wait), rescue me, lost, office, most reality shows...i know and i dont care. and how can you not love all those crazy kids on the mtv inferno and gauntlet challenges.

Books:

currently charles bukowski. c.s. lewis

Heroes:

fam & friends