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Crash

I’m a chronic exasperator.

About Me

The following person contains: [S] Sexual Situations; [AC] Adult Content; [N] Nudity; [AL] Adult Language; [HV] Hilarious Violence; [SS] Stupid Shit

My Interests

blowjobs, handjobs, vaginajobs, etc... I like firecrackers, I have a breifcase full of 'em... I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth. That's just me. That's just something that I enjoy.

I'd like to meet:

super-hot, millionaire sex robot/cash machine/booze dispenser

Music:

With my New York brim and my gold tooth displayed,Nobody give me trouble cause they know I got it made.

Movies:

make em... CrashCam Films

Television:

Squidbillies, Stangers with Candy, Family Guy, Duckman, Futurama, South Park, Mr. Show, Chapelle's Show, Home Movies, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, Ren & Stimpy, Get a Life...

Books:

porno flip/pop-up books... Also, if the Bible has taught me nothing, it has taught me this: Condoms are an affront against the Lord, who was always a proponent of pulling out and climaxing all over her tits.

Heroes:

Redd Foxx, Bender, Jerri Blank, Steven Colbert, Coach McGurk, Daffy, Cartman, Duckman, Earlie Cuyler, Gonzo, Master Shake ..

My Blog

Bob Ray in NYC in Sept, SF in Oct, LA in Nov, Tucson this weekend!

Hey pallies! I'm coming back to NYC for a few days in Sept.  I'll be attending some IFP Filmmaker Conference whatnot.  I get into town on Tuesday afternoon, Sept 19 and am departing on Sat a...
Posted by Crash on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 11:23:00 PST

hymenoplasty

i hear that hymenoplasty is all the rage.  i feel pretty left out about it.  i was wondering if i can get one for my butthole.  i think i deserve to feel like a virgin ag...
Posted by Crash on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 05:56:00 PST