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McKoonahoon

I am here for Dating

About Me

I'm that local 35 year old dude that works at the corner store/drive through beer barn, The Drive & Drink. I loves me some college chicks. I always got the lowdown on the parties and can score you whatever you need, man. No shit. I'm hooked up. I can get it man. Any time, any place. On top of that, I got wheels. I drive a totally kick ass 1970 Plymouth Superbird.
Oh yeah, I'm a freakin' cartoon, man. Dig it:

My Interests

muscle cars, chicks, good times, chicks, parties, babes and boning chicks and stuff like that.

I'd like to meet:

Babes, man. You know, those ones that despite me gettin' older, they keep staying the same age. Like time travel.

Music:

the classical stuff like some Sabbath and that song "Highway Star" from Deep Purple. You cain't get no better than some ZZ Top!!! That is some good stuff there, man. Especially ZZ's "Manic Mechanic." Man, and the B.O.Cult's "Godzilla" freakin' rips, man. Some "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang" and that jam "Slow Ride" is pretty cool.

Movies:

You know, that one with Kowalski and the car and stuff... um, Vanishing Point! and Two Lane Blacktop.

Television:

APE SH!T on SuperDeluxe.com

Books:

Barely Street Legal Magazine (TM)

Heroes:

Kowalski

My Blog

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Posted by McKoonahoon on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 10:04:00 PST

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Posted by McKoonahoon on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 10:03:00 PST

Friday at the Alamo... remember to come see me on the big screen!

that's right.  i'll be up there on the big screen.  here's the "official" word from up top: Starting Friday, February 1st the Alamo Drafthouse Cinema at the Ritz in Austin, Texas will screen...
Posted by McKoonahoon on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:30:00 PST

i dunno bout this

this sime kinda mechanical voodoo? half robot, half man, half alleygators or something?
Posted by McKoonahoon on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 02:50:00 PST