I'm that local 35 year old dude that works at the corner store/drive through beer barn, The Drive & Drink. I loves me some college chicks. I always got the lowdown on the parties and can score you whatever you need, man. No shit. I'm hooked up. I can get it man. Any time, any place. On top of that, I got wheels. I drive a totally kick ass 1970 Plymouth Superbird.
Oh yeah, I'm a freakin' cartoon, man. Dig it: