i'm willing to wager that if you think this is humping-puking dog pic is funny, then we’ll probably get along real nice-like… also, you’ll surely love the cartoon APE SH!TClick this link to watch APE SH!T on SuperDeluxe.com@..$%$..@!%^&^%$..@!Hey brofo, I'm a funny ass cartoon! No SH!T. Albert's the main monkeyfo. He's a monkey, bro! The space monkey. The original space monkey and muthafuckin hofo, yo!APE SH!Twww.APESHITcartoon.comCrashCam FilmsCharacters:
Albert is the original monkey shot into space. Somehow he got all smart and shit like some space radiation from that Joan Allen radiation belt thing, man.
But wait, you counter (thats some lip you got there, buddy) what about that old dead monkey in The National Air and Space Museum? Wasnt that was the first monkey-naut like the sign on the exhibit says? Well that monkey was a patsy, see. No lie. Its a government cover-up to steal Alberts rightful glory. And Alberts pissed about the whole ordeal. Stick it to the man, Albert.
A year-of-the-monkey after the space flights, Albert wound up in an endless series of laboratory studies. Albert did all the cool and popular experiments: cocaine, cigarettes, Viagra, Olean, porn Albert claims to be the main monkey in every ground-breaking study in history. He's a regular rock star of the science community.
Albert builds space ships out of junk and is obsessed with space travel. Hes always trying to subvert the system and undermine the government. His spare time is spent plotting revenge and devising strategies to take over the world so he can rule with an iron monkey fist! Talk about a fuzzy little Napoleon complex.
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Alberts room mate, a former Wisconsin cheese-head, attends the local community college. The nerd-star of his high school band, Bruce was that dude who waits around until the end of the song and then crashes the symbols together. He loves the 1812 Overture. Got some awesome symbol crashing in that one.
Plagued with identity crises, Bruce jumps from fad to fad trying to find himself somewhere in one of those hip trends the kids are into these days. For reasons to be revealed later, Bruce is forced to live with Albert and has grown to love, tolerate, and be co-dependent on the lil a-hole.
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McKoonahoon is the local 35 year old dude that works at the corner store/drive through beer barn, The Drive & Drink. He loves the college chicks, always has the lowdown on the parties and can score you whatever you need, man. No shit. Hes hooked up. Sure, every time he scores you something its pretty much bottom of the barrel quality, but he can get it man. Any time, any place. On top of that, hes got wheels. McKoonahoon drives a beat up, but totally kick ass 1970 Plymouth Superbird.
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Chupacabra is a stoner couch potato who lives in the bushes outside of Albert and Bruces apartment. He keeps the goat population in check.
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Ralphs a bunny rabbit. Poor mofos got four wooden legs cuz all his feet were sawed off and sold as lucky rabbits-foot charms. On top of that, dude has makeup on his face like Tammy Faye Baker from a cosmetic lab experiment gone wrong.
So its no duh that hes all super-macho and gravelly voiced, drinking and partying like a crusty sailor on whore leave.
