His Ruin

I'd like to meet:

Myself ten years ago, I could have saved myself some damn time.

* Humbert Humbert * Crispin Glover * Cillian Murphy * Rhett Butler * The Six String Samurai * Homer Simpson * Dude Delaney * Herman Munster * Count Carl von Cosel * Curly * Frankenstein's monster * Bruce Campbell * Donnie Darko * Vincent Van Gogh * Invader Zim * Gary Oldman * Jeremy Irons * King Kong * Jason Voorhees * Tim Roth * Booga * Mr. Blonde * Rasputin * Edger Cayce * Super Grover * Vincent D'Onofrio * and a Thylacine

Artist! I love art of all types. I'm really crazy about sketches, drawings, paintings and original dolls. If I could have any talent it would be to paint and draw. I'm in love with the whole new look that is coming out of photography. The "Modern Pin-Up" photography is amazing.

Texas Culture! If you are a Texan with a web site, band, or a Texas artist, performer, model or any other Texas life style maker... ADD ME!

Who I'd like NOT to meet:

* LIARS * Bullsh*tters * Baby's Mommas or Baby's Daddies * CHEATERS * Wannabes * Two Faces B*tches * Fake Ass People * Chicks that borrow your clothes and never give them back * Lazy ass Day Dreamers * Anyone who wants to try and "Save" me * Back Stabbers * Back Bitters * Chicks with big ass horse teeth * People who can't take a damn joke * Creepy guys that think "I'm the only one who understands them" * Or that I'm their "Soul Mate" * And YOUR ghay ass BAND!

Blogs rants that you should read

Biting my bileWho but GOD can judge ME?It smells sweet, kinda like boob sweatBoob Blog - Yes, a blog about my boobsThe story on how he became a boy named CashWhy in the Hell did you 'Add' me?“So, what’s up with the Frankenstein thing?”What's In A Name?My MONSTER Collection!

Music:

Social Distortion, Mike Ness, The Dwarves, The Dead Boys, Slick & The Dirty Sluts, Deke Dickerson, Hedwig & The Angry Inch, Screeching Weasel, The Descendents, The Vandals, The Dead Milkmen, The Cramps, Limp Johnson, Johnny Cash, Joan Jett, The Misfits, Sloppy Seconds, The FlameTrick Subs, Carl Perkins, Hank Williams Sr., Screamin’ Jay Hawkins, The Rev. Horton Heat, The Stray Cats, Gene Vincent, Billy Idol, NoFX, The Nobodys, Rancid, Everclear, Unknown Hinson, Sublime, The Rolling Stones, Ween, Hole, No Doubt, Deadbolt, Pain Teens, L7, Danzig, The Collins Kids, Faron Young, Concrete Blonde, Blondie, Nirvana, Babes In Toyland, Tommy Roe, Guns N’ Roses, Don McLean, Alice Cooper, Buddy Holly, Patsy Cline, Reagan Youth, Bruce Springsteen, Janis Joplin, Johnny Horton, Madonna, The Cars, Don Williams, Gwen Stefani, Jane’s Addiction, Jim Carroll Band, Johnette Napolitano, GWAR, Wendy O Williams & The Plasmatics, The Monkees, Tommy James & The Shondells, X, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Big Bopper, Johnny David, Screaming Lord Sutch,

I don't need anyone Don't need no mom and dad Don't need no pretty face Don't need no human race I got some news for you Don't even need you tooI got my devil machine Got my electronic dream Sonic reducer Ain't no loser I'm a sonic reducer Ain't no loserPeople out on the streets They don't know who I am I watch them from my room They all just pass me by But I'm not just anyone Said I'm not just anyoneI got my devil machine Got my electronic dream Sonic reducer Ain't no loser I'm a sonic reducer Ain't no loserI'll be a pharaoh soon Rule from some golden tomb Things will be different then The sun will rise from here Then I'll be ten feet tall And you'll be nothing at allI don't need none of your bedroom bruised sweet box And I don't need none of your spoiled ass sweet talkI wanna write on your face with my pretty knife I wanna toy with your precious life Want cha to know I want you to know what love isI don't need none of your tender back seat love An' I don't need none of your two-bit machine loveOne Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead I met a girl there And she almost knocked me dead Punk rock girl please look at me Punk rock girl what do you see? Let's travel round the world Just you and me punk rock girlI tapped her on the shoulder And said do you have a beau? She looked at me and smiled And said she did not know Punk rock girl give me a chance Punk rock girl let's go slamdance We'll dress like Minnie Pearl Just you and me punk rock girlWe went to the Phillie Pizza Company And ordered some hot tea The waitress said "Well no We only have it iced" So we jumped up on the table And shouted "anarchy" And someone played a Beach Boys song On the jukebox It was "California Dreamin'" So we started screamin' "On such a winter's day"She took me to her parents For a Sunday meal Her father took one look at me And he began to squeal Punk rock girl it makes no sense Punk rock girl your dad is the Vice President Rich as the Duke of Earl Yeah you're for me punk rock girlWe went to a shopping mall And laughed at all the shoppers And security guards trailed us To a record shop We asked for Mojo Nixon They said "He don't work here" We said "If you don't got Mojo Nixon Then your store could use some fixin'"We got into a car Away we started rollin' I said "How much you pay for this?" She said "Nothing man, it's stolen" Punk rock girl you look so wild Punk rock girl let's have a child We'll name her Minnie Pearl Just you and me Eating fudge banana swirl Just you and me We'll travel round the world Just you and me punk rock girlI've got a little lisp, and I've been working on my limp wrist. Women are a drag, I think I wanna be a faggot, man. A mincing ninny, prancing fairy, merry little queen. A Bruce Labruce wet dream, a Nancy Boy with wings.I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual. I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual. I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual. I wanna beShock the middle class, take it up your punk rock ass. You rub your little thing, when you see phony dykes in Penthouse magazine. So what's the difference Mr. Cream Rinse, yuo just need a man. A beefy leather fag, to take you out in drag oh yeah.I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual. I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual. I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual. I wanna beCall me a faggot, call me a butt loving, fudge packing queer. But I don't care 'cause it's the straight in straight-edge, that makes me wanan drink a beer and be a pansy, and be a homo.Shock the middle class, take it up your punk rock ass. You rub your puny thing, when you see studs with tight jeans pass you on the street. Who wears short shorts? You wear short shorts. You're so full of shit Why don't you admit that you don't have the balls to be a queer.I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual. I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual. I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual. I wanna be a homosexual.I love lesbians more than anyone So why don't lesbians love me? I want lesbians, each and every one So why don't lesbians want me?It turns me on the way They all wear sexy lingerie And string bikinis everywhere they go But they don't let me watch As they explore each other's crotch The way they do on videoOh, I love lesbians more than anyone So why don't lesbians love me? And I want lesbians, each and every one So why don't lesbians want me?It's strange that anyone Would wonder why a lesbian Will always be a great athlete There ain't no mystery At least as far as I can see 'Cause what they are is what they eatYeah, I love lesbians more than anyone So why don't lesbians love me?Some of them are vampires And some of them teach gym Some are topless dancers But all of them are slim Some are into leather And some write poetry They make love together Just to fuel my fantasy'Cause I love lesbians more than anyone So why don't lesbians Why don't lesbians Why don't lesbians love me? Why don't lesbians love me? Why don't lesbians love me?I think I'm gonna go home, 'cause you just ran out of beer And there's nothing you can say that'll make me wanna stay around here You're lying there half naked But these tunes you're playing just won't make it You got a great body, but your record collection sucksYou got every Tom Cruise film soundtrack ever made They might get you off, but they ain't gonna get you laid Modern country and gangsta rap And what's with all this New Age crap? You got a great body, but your record collection sucksI'm afraid that I'll never learn to live With what you call "alternative" Unplugged albums and charity projects And bands named for inanimate objectsBut I gotta go now 'cause you just put on "The Wall" Don't try to phone 'cause I won't return the call I could never fall in love With a member of a record club You got a great body, but your record collection sucksI'm afraid that I'll never learn to live With what you call "alternative" All your unplugged albums and charity projects And bands named for inanimate objects"All the great love songs that only two can share On one CD for the first time anywhere" You can save 'em for another guy "Operators are standing by" You got a great body, but your record collection sucksI hope that I get lucky tonight and die Die die I hope that I get lucky tonight and die I don't know how and I don't know why Kiss my bloody corpse goodbye I hope that I get lucky tonight and die I hope that I'll be coughin' up blood tonight I hope that I'll be coughin' up blood In broad daylight Yeah coughin' up blood and shittin' downtown Watch the people go round and around I hope that I get lucky tonight and die But I don't care what you do Don't care what you say Fuck the whole planet anyway I hope that I get lucky tonight and dieEvery night is a Saturday night Every day is a beautiful day Every night is a Saturday night to me As I walk down life's lonely highway I have a random thought My only consolation is that I never will get caught It's a shame the kind of pain that I inflict, it's sick. But I wrote my lifetime stories on a brick Here it comes right now! I once had a girl in Phoenix by the railroad track I left that girl in pieces in an Arizona shack It's a shame, but I'm to blame That I'll admit that I'm shit But I know that deep down low you're loving itShooting up in the boys room at Dog High School, Dorkville, USA.Another west, and Louie Louie, they got something going down kinda screwey. Down to the Comet, come on and vomit, yeah if there's something to be on well I know that you'll be on it. Smack City, the skies are ugly and the girls are grey. Smack City, USA. Well if you come, come as you are, and you can drop down dead inside the bar. Yeah, you can touch, because I'm sick, and tell me that your whites are safe for sucking dick, DICK! Well I'm going down to Smack City, gonna have some fun!Life is uncertain, but death is sureWell I wish that I was dead, yeah I wish that I was dead. They told me life is but a dream, but all I dream are tragic scenes, to be alive, I just don't care, eternal questions everywhere. Sometimes in life we stumble, oh Lord and we fall. I want to end it all, to end it all. You'll find me hanging from a tree, or underneath the deep blue sea. It doesn't matter where I lie, the graveyard or the highway sideThere's one for everyone; Everything you've done for me, And nothing in between. We live in infamy, uncontrollably, And we see the centerpiece.Fuck the world, I will deny you. I will deny, Atomizing, terrorizing, mesmerizing. Fuck the world, I will deny you. I will deny, we will deny.There's room for everyone; It's time to have some fun with the Man from Galilee. No time for chastity; That now would have to be my dream, Bleeds the Nazarean. (That's quite a scene.)Fuck the world, I will deny you. I will deny, Atomizing, terrorizing, mesmerizing. Fuck the world, I will deny you. I will deny, we will deny.Nobody loves me, nobody cares, And when I die, there won't be nobody there. Nobody loves me, nobody cares, And when I die... and when I die... I wanna die, I wanna die!Fuck the world, I will deny you. I will deny, Atomizing, terrorizing, mesmerizing. Fuck the world, I will deny you. I will deny, we will deny.I will deny...I'll give you once Once and one time only To biblically know me In the back of my go-kart Yeah I'll give you once Once to know completely What others so discreetly Are doing in the dark Because it's so easy To end it now before we even start I'll give you once Once and one time only Then I'll leave you lonely Then I'll break your heartJust like a miracle In chains and clearasil Stands the woman of my dream And just thirteen Bo-peep erotica My sweet Demonica The devil's in her jeans Demonica My sweet Demonica Was all I'd wanted for Since the time that she could crawl Now don't we all for Those lips like cherry bombs we killed her dad and mom I hear the siren's call Write true love's number on the wall The devil take them all My sweet demonica was just the tonic for walking dead throughout the day She'd make them pay for non-stop erotica My sweet demonica That's why I call her name I know she's waiting there for me If I ever go free My sweet DemonicaThere better be women...I went out to a stupid party Had the scam on everybody Asked a woman for a light And to spend the nightBut she wasn't havin' any Said I was just one of many But she'd give me some adviceShe said "You try, but you don't get none" And I said "Why? Was she a lesbian?" But she was fly And had a biologic plan (oh man) Said "If you want it, well, use your hand!" (damn)There better be women Now you're comin' on but you come too strong There better be women Oh yeah, 'cause satisfaction is no mother's son You call this a party? Oh yeah, but, I don't party with everybody There better be women Be women tonight, alrightI watched them in fascination Her friend and their wild gyrations Like a symphony in pink And not missing linkAnd it was a freaky orgy But somehow they all ignored me Watch my pennant start to shrink They said "don't you want it? You know we got it" But i was haunted by three wet dreams Doubling the pleasure of my fantasies, yeah.There better be women Now you're comin' on but you come too strong There better be women Oh yeah, 'cause satisfaction is no mother's son You call this a party? Oh yeah, but, we don't party with everybody There better be women Be women tonight, alrightThere better be women... There better be women... There better be women...Think that I'm a loser,'cause my pants are really too low Think that I'm a slob, 'cause i got holes in my shoes Think my cock is like, just like my dirty shirt Well you can fuck off, 'cause i'm working sixty a week You think that life is really tough when your daddy won't buy you a brand new car Take a girl out, she won't fuck you, you just bought her a gram of coke Spent all your money on shitty coke I'm not a loser!, that's right, I'm not a loser!, I'm not a loser! Cruise down the boulevard wasting mommy's gas while you're looking for some kicks on Friday night You're only goal in life is to smoke a joint and decide how you're gonna get laid tonight You are a fucking son-of-a-bitch, you arrogant assholes Your pants are too tight, you fucking homos You suck, Mr. Buttfuck, you don't belong here Go away, you fucking gay I'm not a loser!running out of time again where did you go wrong this time? when your problems overwhelm you go get drunk it's party time take a quaalude, relax your mind relax your body too! run from problems but you'll never get away no one loves you, and you wonder why? sitting there with your mouth full of beer your eyes are glazed, your face is red who's gonna pick you up and use you for tonight? and when you're on the streets with a needle in your arm selling your body for another fix who's gonna pick you up and take you home with them tonight? not me! running out of breath again you're an old maid, but you're only 15 you're losing your little girl's charm cry all night but you'll never get it back don't be afraid, it's not too late save yourself, i need you here wearing off, wearing out i can't think about this cause it makes me sick.Started on a summer Sunday Your pink dress on the setting sun You were going to Grandma's house, I was too scared to comeMy silly girl, I'm beggin you Tell me all the things that I want to hear My silly girl, I'm in love with youI had to run to catch you, You always moved so fast With your cute little smile and your silly laugh, God gave me love at lastMy silly girl, I'm beggin you Tell me all the things that I want to hear My silly girl, I'm in love with youThey said just stay away Right now I wish I had I'm so in love with you, my silly girl They made me go away Sometimes life just isn't fair, but I'll be back someday I hope you'll still be thereMy silly girl, I'm beggin you Tell me all the things that I want to hear My silly girl, I'm in love with youWhen you're just a silly boy like me, you're always so scared Now I'm just out of luck, I wonder if you ever caredMy silly girl, I'm beggin you Don't stop being a silly girl My silly girl, I'm in love with youThey said just stay away Right now I wish I had I'm so in love with you, my silly girlClean sheets mean a lot to a guy who sleeps on the floor I whited your love, and a shelf in your dresser drawer you tucked me in, stopped my tossing and turning But I turned back the covers and saw those sheets are dirty Even thought you'll never come clean you know it's true Those sheets are dirty And so are you The warmth of a bed to a guy who sleeps on the floor Was enough to perpetuate all the lies I heard before I want to hold you, I'll hold my pillow instead Cause my pillow will never lie or be with a stranger in my bed Where's the love I was looking for It's out the door I'm afraid to see you anymore so it's back on the floor Cause those sheets are dirty Woke up this morning alone on the floor Thinking about those clean sheets and the way it was before When I looked in the mirror, I saw your face and thought of the past But now I know how dirty you are, I took my fist and smashed the glass Those sheets are dirty Those sheets are dirty Those sheets are dirtyI don't want to hear it All you do is talk about you I don't want to hear it 'Cause I know that none of it's true I don't want to hear it Sick and tired of all your lies I don't want to hear it When are you gonna realize...THAT I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT KNOW THAT YOU'RE FULL OF SHITShut your fucking mouth I don't care what you say You keep talking Talking everyday First you're telling stories Then you're telling lies When the fuck Are you gonna realizeTHAT I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT KNOW THAT YOU'RECompete, compete, do it for the boys Empty barrels make the most noise You're always on the move You've always got something to proveWhat the fuck are you fighting for? Is it because you're five foot four? You better be happy with what you've got You'll never get any moreYou laugh at a man when he tries You're trying to make up for your size To you life is a rivalry Keep a step ahead of meSMALL MAN, BIG MOUTHtoo much horror business drivin' late at night psycho '78 my bathroom is new you, you don't go in the bathroom with me psycho '78 12 o'clock, don't be late all this horror business my mirrors are black you don't go in the bathroom with me with you i'll put a knife right in you i'm warning you i'll put a knife right in you i'm warning you i'll put a knife right in you too much horror business drivin' late at night psycho '78 my bathroom is new for you you, you don't go in the bathroom with me psycho '78 i'm talkin' about 12 o'clock, don't be late i say, all this horror business my mirrors are black for you you, you don't go in the bathroom with me with you i'll put a knife right in you i'm warning you i'll put a knife right in you i'm warning you i'll put a knife right in you i'm warning you i'll put a knife right in you i'm warning you you, nobody can do what i can do, noI got something to say I killed your baby today And it doesn't matter much to me As long as it's deadWell I got something to say I raped your mother today And it doesn't matter much to me As long as she spreadSweet lovely death I am waiting for your breath Come sweet death, one last caressGoSweet lovely death I am waiting for your breath Come sweet death, one last caressWell, I got something to say I killed your baby today And it doesn't matter much to me As long as it's deadSweet lovely death I am waiting for your breath Come sweet death One last caressOne last caress, sweet death One last caress, sweet deathOh oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh Ohhey black dress moves in a blue movie graverobbers from outer space well, your pulmonary trembles in your outstretched arm tremble so wicked two inch nails micro waist with a pale white feline face inclination eyebrows to there mistress to the horror kid cemetery of the white love ghoul, well take off your shabby dress come and lay beside me come a little bit closer come a little bit closer come a little bit closer come a little bit closer to this vampira, vampira, vampira hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, heythe corpses all hang headless and limp bodies with no surprises and the blood drains down like devil's rain we'll bathe tonight i want your skulls i need your skulls i want your skulls i need your skulls demon i am and face i peel to see your skin turned inside out, 'cause gotta have you on my wall gotta have you on my wall, 'cause i want your skulls i need your skulls i want your skulls i need your skulls go collect the heads of little girls and put 'em on my wall hack the heads off little girls and put 'em on my wall oh oh i want your skulls i need your skulls i want your skulls i need your skulls i want your skulls i need your skulls i want your skulls i need your skulls whoaBonfires burning bright Pumpkin faces in the night I remember Halloween Dead cats hanging from poles Little dead are out in droves I remember Halloween!Brown leaved vertigo Where skeletal life is known I remember Halloween This day anything goes! Burning bodies hanging from poles I remember Halloween!Go!Halloween!Candy apples and razor blades Little dead are soon in graves I remember halloween This day anything goes Burning bodies hanging from poles I remember HalloweenHalloween!Hot cherry on Friday night When the sun goes down my spine I put an axe in my baby's head I'm gonna end up doing timeShe looks so good in red American nightmare running scaredShe shoulda been hard to get She shoulda been hard to kill She shoulda been hard to kill, heyI had to split your head American nightmare running scaredI'm heading down the highway Sign has three inverted nines If the lord don't get me the devil will But not without a fightThis highway never fucking ends American nightmare running scared American nightmare running scaredI'm heading down the highway Sign has three inverted nines If the lord don't get me the devil will But not without a fightThis highway never fucking ends American nightmare running scared Hey, American nightmare running scared

Movies:

RoadRacers; Gods & Monsters; Suburbia; The Bride of Frankenstein; Hedwig and the Angry Inch; Dead Alive; ANYTHING with Bruce Campbell; Gone With The Wind; Giant; Cool Hand Luke; Freeway; Return of Living Dead; Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me; A Time To Kill; Alvin & the Chipmunks Meet Frankenstein; The Dead Hates The Living; 28 Days Later; I, Zombie; That Night; Another State of Mind; Monster Squad; Cry Baby; Heathers; Eddie Murphy Raw; Scarface; Run, Ronnie, Run; Pump Up The Volume; Night of The Comet; The Six-String Samurai; Student Bodies; Trick or Treat; Where The Day Takes You; Rock 'N' Roll Frankenstein; TerrorVision; A Night At The Roxbury; Undead (2003); Bio-Dome; Shock Treatment; The Color Purple; Alice’s Restaurant; Eddie & The Cruisers; Dazed & Confused; Willard; The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2; Shag; The Adventures of Ford Fairland; The Buddy Holly Story; West Side Story; The Rocky Horror Picture Show; Walk The Line; Romper Stomper; Dawn of The Dead; Cabin Fever; Frailty; They Live; The Wraith; Fright Night; Creepshow 1 & 2; Valley Girl; Happy Gilmore; Lilo & Stich; The Addams Family; Addams Family Values; Walt Disney’s Peter Pan; Monster House; Walt Disney’s Aladdin; The Nightmare Before Christmas; James & The Giant Peach; Walt Disney’s Alice In Wonderland; All Dogs Go To Heaven; The Iron Giant; Edward Scissorhands; Legend; Labyrinth; Pet Sematary; Bram Stoker’s Dracula; The Crow; A Clockwork Orange; The Dark Crystal; Dracula: The Dark Prince; Johnny Suede; La Bamba; The Outsiders; Rumble Fish; Niagara, Niagara; Welcome Home, Roxy Carmichael; Snatch; The Basketball Diaries; Dogtown & Z-Boys; Boys Don’t Cry; Bully; Ed Wood; The Wizard Of OZ; Hook; Killer Klowns From Outer Space; Stephen King’s Sleepwalkers; Great Balls Of Fire; True Romance; Poltergeist; Night Of The Demons; Pumpkin; The Burning Bed; Crossroad; Thing Called Love; Birdy; Stephen King’s Cat’s Eye; May; Christine; Sleepaway Camp; Return Of The Living Dead II; C.H.U.D. II Bud The Chud; Sid & Nancy; Ode To Billy Joe; Parents; Murder In The Heartland; Who’s Afraid Of Virginia Wolf?; American History X; Donnie Darko; All The Fine Young Cannibals; The Lost Boys; Mask; Mad Max Beyond The Thunderdome; Falling Down; Stand By Me; Rock ‘N’ Roll High School; Bullet; Lolita; Gift; Late For Dinner; Freaked; Flowers In The Attic; The Boy Who Could Fly; Tales From The Hood; I Know My First Name Is Steven; Airheads; Who’s That Girl; Loves Deadly Triangle; My Family, Mi Famillia; Desperately Seeking Susan; The Great Rock ‘N’ Roll Swindle; Kalifornia; The Dentist; Welcome To The Dollhouse; Amazon Woman On The Moon; Pumpkin Head; Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure; Grace Of My Heart; Angle Heart; Mommie Dearest; This Boy’s Life; The Legend Of Billie Jean; Near Dark; Heartbreak Hotel;

Television:

The Munsters; Tom & Jerry; Pee-Wee's Playhouse; How Clean Is Your House?; Today’s Special; The Addams Family; The Simpson; The Trailer Park Boys; The Young Ones; Desperate Housewives; Law & Order (All of them); Da Ali G Show; Wife Swap; ER; Third Watch; Reno 911; Rollergirls; Roseanne; NewsRadio; My Name Is Earl; You Can't Do That On Television; The Jenny Jones Show; Tales From The Dark Side; Out of Control; Pinwheel; The New Twilight Zone; The Three Stooges; Amazing Stories; Scooby-Doo; Mamma's Family; Dexter's Lab; Old cartoons on Boomerang; Salute Your Shorts; Blue’s Clues; Little Bear; Biography; Kids In The Hall; Beavis & Butthead; The True Hollywood Story; Lush Life; She-TV; A Hunting; Notorious; Real Sex; The Investigator; Myth Busters; American Justice; 48 Hours Mystery; Taxicab Confessions; Cathouse;

Books:

"Faeries" by Brian Froud & Alan Lee,"Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark" by Alvin Schwartz,"More Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark" by Alvin Schwartz,"Scary Stories 3, More Tales to Chill Your Bones" by Alvin Schwartz,"The Basketball Diaries" by Jim Carroll,The Harry Potter Series by J. K. Rowling,"The Enchanted Forest Chronicles" by Patricia C. Wrede,"The Giving Tree" by Shel Silverstein,Old S.E Hinton,"Go Dog Go" by P.D. Eastmen,"Gone With The Wind" by Margaret Mitchell,"And I Don't Want To Live This Life" by Deborah Spungen,"There's a Wocket In My Pocket" by Dr. Seuss,"If I Ran The Zoo" by Dr. Suess,"The Just-Not-Anybody Family" by Betsy Byars,"Will There Really Be A Morning?" by Frances Farmer,Old V. C. Andrews,"If Chins Could Kill" by Bruce Campbell,"Winnie The Pooh" by A. A. Milne,"Would You Like To Play Hide & Seek In The Book With Lovable, Furry Old Grover?" by Jon Stone,"Calvin & Hobbes" books by Bill Watterson,"Tank Girl" by Hewlett & Martin(But only the "Dark Horse" Issues. Not any of that complete sh*t that started coming out in the late 90's.)

THE GIVING TREEOnce there was a giving tree who loved a little boy. And everyday the boy would come to play Swinging from the branches, sleeping in the shade Laughing all the summer’s hours away. And so they love, Oh, the tree was happy. Oh, the tree was glad.But soon the boy grew older and one day he came and said, "Can you give me some money, tree, to buy something I’ve found?" "I have no money," said the tree, "Just apples, twigs and leaves." "But you can take my apples, boy, and sell them in the town." And so he did and Oh, the tree was happy. Oh, the tree was glad.But soon again the boy came back and he said to the tree, "I’m now a man and I must have a house that’s all my home." "I can’t give you a house" he said, "The forest is my house." "But you may cut my branches off and build yourself a home" And so he did. Oh, the tree was happy. Oh, the tree was glad.And time went by and the boy came back with sadness in his eyes. "My life has turned so cold," he says, "and I need sunny days." "I’ve nothing but my trunk," he says, "But you can cut it down And build yourself a boat and sail away." And so he did and Oh, the tree was happy. Oh, the tree was glad.And after years the boy came back, both of them were old. "I really cannot help you if you ask for another gift." "I’m nothing but an old stump now. I’m sorry but I’ve nothing more to give" "I do not need very much now, just a quiet place to rest," The boy, he whispered, with a weary smile. "Well", said the tree, "An old stump is still good for that." "Come, boy", he said, "Sit down, sit down and rest a while." And so he did and Oh, the trees was happy. Oh, the tree was glad.-- Shel Silverstein from Bobby Bare's "Singing in the Kitchen", 1974

Heroes:

Sid & Cash:

They saved my life. And made it really worth living. I can't think of a damn thing that I could have ever done with my life could have made me as happy as being their 'Mommy'.

* Abraham Lincoln
* Frances Farmer
* Tank Girl
* Vampira
* Blaze Starr
* Scarlett O'Hara
* Heaven Leigh Casteel
* Elsa Lanchester as The Bride of Frankenstein
* Marilyn Monroe

Musicians

* Mike Ness
* Billie Holiday
* Wendy O. Williams
* Joan Jett
* Johnette Napolitano

Artist I Love
* Kali Verra
* Vinylya
* Zug Art
Favorite Photogaphers
* 666 Photography
* Viva Van Story
* Lithuium Picnic
His Ruin's Details
Status: Out of your league
Here for: I'm here to do one of two things, kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum...
Orientation: More than you could handle
Hometown: Alvin, Texas "The Crotch of Texas"
Body type: 5' 8" / Built Like A Brick Sh*t House
Ethnicity: White Girl
Religion: That Voodoo that you do
Zodiac Sign: Scorpio Bitch
Smoke / Drink: Quit / Quit
Children: Baby Momma
Education: Some college
Occupation: Girl of many talents
Income: Not enough
His Ruin 's Schools
Alvin High School
Alvin,Texas
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
1994 to 1998
His Ruin 's Networking
Photography - Fashion/Glamour - Photographer
Looking to gain experience. Went from in front of the camera, to behind it. His Ruin Photography
Modeling - Model - Glamour
*NOTE* Due to my health I'm NO LONGER modeling. But I still do remote work as "The BRIDE" & "The Late Marilyn Monroe". Live Stage Performance (Burlesque), Horror, Punk, Rockabilly/Greaser, Pin-Up, Goth, Fetish, Bondage. His Ruin, Wip Kitten Amanda
Dance - Performance - Other
"The Late Marilyn Monroe" A Horror Burlesque show. Blood, Goth, Fetish.The Late Marilyn Monroe
His Ruin 's Companies
$lick & His Ruin
Trailer Park, The Lone Star State US
Head Mother-F*ckin' Bitch In Charge
Nothing but the top www.SlickandHisRuin.com
Present
Dungaree Dolly
Buffalo, NEW YORK United States
Model

2006
After Dark Jewelry
Dallas, TEXAS United States
Model

2006
ScreamTV
Denton, TEXAS United States
Model

2006
M T Coffinz
East Hartford, CONNECTICUT United States
Model

2008
Hell In A Hand Bag
Los Molinos, CALIFORNIA United States
Model

2008
His Ruin Can Be Found On These Sites
Absolute Vinylya
2002
2002
Tromette Of The Month
September 2002
2002
ZombiePinups.com
November 2005
2005 - Present
One Talent Source

2005 - Present
Retro Kitten
Ruin
2005 - Present
GhostDroppings.com
April 2006
2006
Horror Drunkette of The Month
September 2006
2006
ScreamTV Screamer of The Week
October 2006
2006 - Present
Screams-of-Terror
November 2006
2006
Model Mayhem
ID=97673
2006 - Present
One Model Place

2006 - Present
deviantART
Wip-Kitten-Amanda
2006 - Present
Texas Pin-Ups
Yahoo Group
2006 - Present
Brain Eating Betties
Yahoo Group
2006 - Present
Atomic Pin-Up
2007
2007 - Present
Zombie Friends
Some Like It Dead
2007 - Present
You Tube
WipKittenAmanda
2007 - Present
Punk Rockers.com
SlickandHisRuin
2007 - Present
Pin-Up Post.com
December 22, 2007
2007 - Present
Portrait of the Bride
Fan of The Bride of Frankenstein
2007 - Present
Flickr
MandaMalice
2008 - Present
Pin-Up Post.com
February 18, 2008
2008 - Present
Model Mayhem
ID=672530
2008 - Present
MySpace
Some Like It Dead
2008 - Present
Official Horror Drunx Website
HisRuin
2008 - Present