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Alex Lynn

You want girl in bikini? I'm the wrong Alex Lynn.

About Me

Alex started out at a very young age and seems to have been getting older for a while now, despite his best efforts (behaving like a child mainly).
He is currently studying music, particularly composition and guitar playing. Can you believe they let you study country guitar picking at university? In Essex! He is proud to be the oldest in his class, which is just part of his immature streak. Gigs are being booked as you read this.
Soon to be arriving: new arrangements of songs with some interesting instruments. Alex has been doing string and horn arrangements for bands. If you are interested in getting an arrangement to spice up a song, get in touch. At the moment he'll work for free whilst he builds up his portfolio.
Alex finds it hilarious that he is by far the least popular Alex Lynn in the world. He doesn't understand what the other Alex Lynn is for. He read her profile on a website called "Famous why" thinking that might clear it up. It didn't. Bless her and her pneumatic breasts.
Alex also struggles to understand bands who don't accept requests from other bands, or even messages saying, "I like your music will you add me?" Isn't it an online community? You don't want spam, set up a capcha. Are they so arrogant to think that this site revolves around them? It's OK for them to try to find fans for their (usually substandard and uncreative) music, but if someone wants to get them to listen they're far too busy and important. You aren't that busy and you aren't at all important.
If you've had a friend request from Alex, he's visited your page personally, seen you or your music and hoped that you would like his. He thought that was the point of all this. Be his friend. He's actually quite nice (unless you won't accept friend requests from bands) and always up for chatting.
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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/29/2007
Band Members: Alex and his guitar.
Mike L recorded and produced the songs here (still to be mastered, as you can probably tell).
Influences: Alex tries to influence but fails.
Sometimes he listens...
Beefheart
Betty Davis
The Beastie Boys
Big Bill Broonzy
Bo Diddley
Bootsy Collins
Both Elvis... Is it Elvises? What is the plural of Elvis?
Burt Bacharach
Chet Atkins
Chuck Berry
Dylan
Funkadellic
Hank Williams
Janice Joplin
Jerry Reed
John Renbourn
John Spencer Blues Explosion
Kinky Friedman
Kurt Vonnegut Junior
Lennon
Marc Ribot
Manu Chao
Melanie
Miles Davis
Nick Cave
P.J. Harvey
Pop Will Eat Itself
Randy Newman
Serge Gainsbourg
Sly Stone
Stevie Wonder
Tom Waits
Tryo
Willie Nelson
Willie Rushton
Sounds Like: Alex is having fun with his guitar.
Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: None