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About Me

I'm not an introverted person so if you need to know something about me for fucks sake JUST ASK ALREADY.Also, DO NOT ASK ME TO BE YOUR FRIEND IF YOU ARE TRYING TO SELL ME SOMETHING OR SAVE MY SOUL. I have no interest in either. thank you

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My Interests

Self tying shoes, underwear with waistbands that never stretch out, body transplant surgery cause mine has tuned into a sub-par piece of crap but I like my head, and if there enough time left to write a tell all novel about the girls who tortured my in grade school???? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......

I'd like to meet:

Many albino's so we can all hang out and make the tan people nervous.

Music:

The Gun Club, and weird foreign electro shit, anything involving Blixa Bargeld and these guys.I want to be able to go see show's like this again.

Movies:

This is one of my favorite movies of ALL TIMES so of course they are going to make a shitty american version. I highly reccomend you see this one.

Television:

besides watching movies and Antiques Roadshow I use it as another storage facility for toys.

Books:

I buy them at alarming rates and read them like they produce oxygen.

Heroes:

is it a new brand of fiber like metimucil?

My Blog

darn to tarnations

lets try this again cause i accidently hit the cancel button, oopsy. I was just saying I've been hearing alot of shit from some of my friends and I feel bad that i'm not there to help. It seems like t...
Posted by ARMY OF JANET on Sat, 05 May 2007 04:17:00 PST

Waaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I just got told off by a God loving superhero. For real. I am at an almost lack of words to discribe how totally stupid I felt arguing my lack of belief in an Uber Lord with a guy who in his prof...
Posted by ARMY OF JANET on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 12:04:00 PST

bullshit pucky

Now you have to understand I try not to be the most hateful person in the world but when I saw that picture of Brittney Spears all shaving her $1000.00 worth of crappy hair extensions off so that...
Posted by ARMY OF JANET on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 09:04:00 PST

blah blah blah

i don't know i'm just a tad bored and no one has emailed me in FOREVER the pain of unpopularity and adult angst. wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I guess if i ever left my house and was perhaps nice to people. &nb...
Posted by ARMY OF JANET on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 07:14:00 PST

the most fucked up question of all time...

Now explain to me when you go to your doctor because you have a hemoroid that has been bleeding fairly badly and he is sticking his finger up your ass where in the bedside manor book does it say to as...
Posted by ARMY OF JANET on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 03:06:00 PST

rama lama

fah fah fahbrian would get thisreallyhe would
Posted by ARMY OF JANET on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 10:22:00 PST

hate

I have a hate that lives so deep in my brain that you could dig in there with a shrimp fork and never find it. It has a name but i have a certain amount of decorum and will not mention it's name. It h...
Posted by ARMY OF JANET on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 07:57:00 PST

Randy Turner

I remember the very first time i met randy I was about 15 and i was stealing my daily meal of a couple of candy bars from a circle K. I saw him staring at me and knew who he was but couldn't figure ou...
Posted by ARMY OF JANET on Sat, 20 Aug 2005 11:11:00 PST

sick again

so i'm sick again, this time for life. I've been diagnosed as a diabetic! woo hoo. Alright so i can't eat sugar so much anymore and don't expect to see me at happy hour anytime soon, but at least now ...
Posted by ARMY OF JANET on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

what in holy fuck is wrong with being liberal???

I just read a tirade by someone calling themselves an atheist and a secular humanist and yet they were very eager for you to know that didn't mean they were a liberal. I am an atheist and a secular hu...
Posted by ARMY OF JANET on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST