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Phyllis

Put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

About Me

-- -- -- -- -- -- -- --t--My score on -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --/t-- The Optimal Stimulation Test :

Ravenous Brain
(Your brains craves 87 % Exploration, 88 % Affiliation, 68 % Recreation and 95 % Sensation)


Congratulations for attaining such a rare score!We have determined that you have a Ravenous Brain. When it comes to craving stimulation your brain just can't get enough. It takes a little extra for you to feel content in all four dimensions because your brain wants it all. In fact there are some days where it can be difficult for your brain to feel fully stimulated.Above Average Systems: Exploration, Affiliation, Recreation & SensationExploration Our Exploration system helps us to organize our searching and learning behaviors. If you are trying to look for an object or new information then the Exploration system is helping you out. When it gets properly stimulated then you will feel emotions such as curiosity and inquisitiveness.Affiliation Our Affiliation system helps us to organize our bonding and connecting behaviors. If you are strengthening your relationship with someone then your Affiliation system is helping you out. When it gets properly stimulated you will feel that you are loved and that you belong.Recreation Our Recreation system helps us to organize our playing, joking and goofing around behaviors. Whenever you are trying to play a game or let go from the stresses of the day your Recreation system is helping you out. When it gets properly activated you feel a sense of relaxed jubilation and carefree optimism.Sensation Our Sensation system helps us to organize our sexual arousal and pleasure seeking behaviors. This is one of the smoothest running systems in the brain, easily capable of fading in the background as it operates. When it gets properly activated your can feel the chemistry between yourself and another person.Secondary System: None Thank you for taking this test. You have the chance to scroll down to near the bottom of this page and give it a positive rating. Even one positive vote helps.

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Custom Comments and More @ † Dark Angel Designz † Your results:
You are Mystique Mystique 74% Apocalypse 71% Catwoman 65% Poison Ivy 65% Dr. Doom 65% Magneto 64% Dark Phoenix 64% The Joker 60% Two-Face 54% Venom 53% Mr. Freeze 47% Riddler 47% Green Goblin 46% Lex Luthor 44% Juggernaut 38% Kingpin 35% Sometimes motherly, sometimes a beautiful companion, but most of the time a deceiving vixen.
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..TR Neutral Good
You scored 46% Law vs Chaos and 74% Good vs Evil! Keep this in mind, before you read this and take it too seriously...
This test is based on a system of moral absolutes. There is no subjectivity in D&D, as it is based on a fantasy world of heroes and villains. That is why their alignment system is so simple and polar. So naturally, if I were to apply this simple morality to modern day life, things would look very "black and white". That is why I watered down the concept of evil and good. It is very unlikely that anyone who takes this test is a mass murderer or a superhero, so Mean vs. Nice will have to take the place of good vs. evil.
Neutrality and Good in a nutshell:
-In regard to Law vs. Chaos, neutral characters are fairly well balanced. They believe that their morality, or lack thereof, is more important than what is legal or illegal.
-Good characters believe in doing the right thing. They help others when possible, and they are usually friendly.
Your Alignment:
"Benefactor"
You are a good person, through and through. You do not always agree with the law, but you probably recognize that there is a need for order in society.
Neutral Good people believe that doing the right thing is very important; this comes first, above all else. .."/ ..TABLE
This test tracked 2 variables. How the score compared to the other people's: ..TR ..TR ..TABLE Higher than 26% on Law vs Chaos ..TR ..TABLE Higher than 79% on Good vs Evil ..TABLE
Link: The D&D Alignment Test written by ShatteredGlass1 on Ok Cupid ..TR Isis
Indeed, you are 75% erudite, 95% sensual, 50% martial, and 29% saturnine. This Egyptian supreme Goddess is certainly the most influential deity on subsequent cultures. She was the ideal figure of womanhood, usually compared with the Greek Goddess Demeter or her Roman version, Ceres.

Isis was one element of a Holy Trinity, the remaining two figures being her brother and husband Osiris and their heroic son Horus. She was the Goddess of Magic for her brilliance, as well as the Goddess of Love because of her tenacious devotion. She is often shown with wings, curving to caress coffins and sarcophagi of many a king. In certain papyri she is shown with her falcon wing headdress, covering her ears. One of her sacred symbols is the sistrum, a musical instrument that was believed to ward off evil spirits. Isis' sistrum was carved bearing the image of a cat and was representative of the Moon. Isis was the High Priestess and an omnipotent magician as well as the only being ever to discover the secret name of Ra. She invariably carries the ankh, the symbol for eternal life. Her name is, by the rules of numerology, adding up to the number ?2? and she just so happens to be depicted on the tarot card ?Key 2 ? The High Priestess?. The Fifteen Goddesses These are the 15 categories of this test. If you score above average in ? ?all or none of the four variables: Neit . ? Erudite: Minerva . ? Sensual: Aphrodite . ? Martial: Artemis . ? Saturnine: Persephone . ? Erudite & Sensual: Isis . ? Erudite & Martial: Sekhmet . ? Erudite & Saturnine: Nemesis . ? Sensual & Martial: Hera . ? Sensual & Saturnine: Bast . ? Martial & Saturnine: Ilamatecuhtli . ? Erudite, Sensual & Martial: Maeve . ? Erudite, Sensual & Saturnine: Freya . ? Erudite, Martial & Saturnine: Sedna . ? Sensual, Martial & Saturnine: Macha .

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This test tracked 4 variables. How the score compared to the other people's: ..TR ..TR ..TABLE Higher than 44% on erudite ..TR ..TABLE Higher than 93% on sensual ..TR ..TABLE Higher than 38% on martial ..TR ..TABLE Higher than 6% on saturnine ..TABLE
Link: The Mythological Goddess Test written by Nitsuki on Ok Cupid ..TR Mexican Hot Chocolat
You scored 66% Dark, 70% Crunch, and 73% Chewy! You are Mexican Hot Chocolate, from Godiva's G Collection: cinnamon, vanilla, habanero pepper, milk and dark chocolate.
Wow, this is a quite a chocolate to be. You got this because you have it all. Quite simply, you are wild, passionate, dramatic, playful, a risk taker, optimistic, artistic, creative, thoughtful, intense, and romantic. Maybe you're moody because you possess so many moods. Whatever the case, you're never boring and there will always be fun with you around.
Like this one? Try my other tests!
The Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Test
What Type of Human Are You?
Which Mixed Drink Are You?
Which Major US City Are You?
What Kind of Place Are You?
Please rate 'em if you like 'em! :) .."/ ..TABLE
This test tracked 3 variables. How the score compared to the other people's: ..TR ..TR ..TABLE Higher than 86% on Dark ..TR ..TABLE Higher than 83% on Crunchy ..TR ..TABLE Higher than 77% on Chewy ..TABLE
Link: The Box of Chocolates Test written by weerediii on Ok Cupid
Your Brain is Purple
Of all the brain types, yours is the most idealistic.
You tend to think wild, amazing thoughts. Your dreams and fantasies are intense.
Your thoughts are creative, inventive, and without boundaries.
You tend to spend a lot of time thinking of fictional people and places - or a very different life for yourself. What Color Is Your Brain?
You are a Self-Discoverer
You're not religious, but you've created your own kind of spirituality.
Introspective and thoughtful, you tend to look inward for the divine.
You are distrusting of all forms of organized religion.
You especially dislike religious gurus and leaders, who you feel are charlatans. What's Your Religious Philosophy?
Your Passion is Yellow
You're a total sexual shape shifter.
You possess a complex sex drive and are very adaptable.
Of all the colors, you are the most likely to be bisexual.
While you the most passionate, you are very open minded. What Color Is Your Passion?
Your Aura is Red
You have a high level of emotion. This can mean passion, but it can also mean rage.
Usually, you don't take these emotions out on others. You just use them as motivation - and it works!
The purpose of your life: embracing all the wonders of the life, lots of travels, and tons of adventures
Famous reds include: Madonna, Marilyn Monroe, Jennifer Lopez
Careers for you to try: Dancer, Boxer, Surgeon What Color Is Your Aura?

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.. roundbox top -- PhyllisMasters, you're now logged in! Below you'll find your test result. After, continue on to your homescreen to discover what we're about. continue to OkCupid homescreen .. roundbox bot -- ..TR English Genius
You did so extremely well, even I can't find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon intelligence necessary to understand things that most people don't. You have an extensive vocabulary, and you're not afraid to use it properly! Way to go!

Thank you so much for taking my test. I hope you enjoyed it!

For the complete Answer Key, visit my blog: http://shortredhead78.blogspot.com/.

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..TR My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: ..TR ..TR ..TABLE You scored higher than 19% on Beginner ..TR ..TABLE You scored higher than 26% on Intermediate ..TR ..TABLE You scored higher than 15% on Advanced ..TR ..TABLE You scored higher than 47% on Expert ..TABLE ..TABLE
Link: The Commonly Confused Words Test written by shortredhead78 on OkCupid Free Online Dating , home of the The Dating Persona Test ..TR Elasticity
You're powers are 80% Mental, 75% Emotional, and 75% Physical! Probably the most versatile of powers, you have Elasticity! You can stretch parts of your body in all manners of ways. It's a very underestimated power. With this you can fight with amazing power, reach long distances, slip into places too small for most people, and take hits like few can. You're a benefit to anyone's super team, and perfect for nearly any occasion.
If you want someone more submissive, try any of these for sidekicks: Absorption , you can teach them how deflecting shots back at the opponents works best. Illusions , your own stretched form might help them understand how to use thier powers to greater effect with less effort. Super Senses , your multiple talents might teach them to expand their own abilities.
If you want someone your equal, try another Elastic , you'll understand and work off of each other's powers.
If you want someone more dominant, try any of these for mentors: Laser Eyes , their precision shots will hone your own extended melee skills. Size Control , their control over size will teach you to do the same with your own powers. Time Control , their understanding of when tings should occur will help you be in the right place at the right time.
Your nature and all-around skills makes it so there's really no one you should avoid. .. ..TABLE
This test tracked 3 variables. How the score compared to the other people's: ..TR ..TR ..TABLE Higher than 46% on Mental ..TR ..TABLE Higher than 23% on Emotional ..TR ..TABLE Higher than 60% on Physical ..TABLE
Link: The Latent Super Power Test written by Quixotico on Ok Cupid

My Interests

-- -- -- --t--My score on -- -- -- --/t-- The Are you a Goddess Test :

Nurse
(You are a/an: 90Femininity , 26 Masculinity , 55 Grace and 73 Empathy ! )

Completely giving and helpful to all. Not only would you make a great nurse, but you would give more male patients heart attacks every time you bent over to pick something up, helping to clear waiting lists.....

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Which sci-fi crew would you best fit in with? (pics)
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You scored as Serenity (Firefly)

You like to live your own way and don't enjoy when anyone but a friend tries to tell you should do different. Now if only the Reavers would quit trying to skin you.


Serenity (Firefly)


88%

Moya (Farscape)


88%

Millennium Falcon (Star Wars)


75%

Babylon 5 (Babylon 5)


75%

Deep Space Nine (Star Trek)


69%

Heart of Gold (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)


63%

Bebop (Cowboy Bebop)


63%

Galactica (Battlestar: Galactica)


63%

FBI's X-Files Division (The X-Files)


50%

Andromeda Ascendant (Andromeda)


50%

Enterprise D (Star Trek)


44%

SG-1 (Stargate)


44%

Nebuchadnezzar (The Matrix)


38%
You Are The Lovers
You represent ideal love: innocence, trust, exhilaration and joy.
You demonstrate the harmony of opposites, two sides coming together.
At times, you also represent the struggle between what is right and what is tempting.
Control is an issue for you, especially when you don't know your reasons for choosing something.

Your fortune:

You have an important choice you need to make about love, and it will be a difficult choice to make.
You are likely struggling between the love you crave and the love that is right.
In the end, you will choose what you crave, even if it's bad for you.
Because without what you crave, you will feel empty and incomplete. What Tarot Card Are You?
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[adjective]:

Sexually stunning

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.comdancing, laughing, making people laugh, art, creating art, art history, world history, archaeology, anthropology, books, music, comics, science, space and math. And violent professional fighting.
You Are Grape
You are bold and a true individual. You are very different and very okay with that.
People know you as a straight shooter. You're very honest, even when the truth hurts.
You are also very grounded and practical. No one is going to sneak anything by you.
People enjoy your fresh approach to life. And it's this honesty that makes you a very innovative person. What Color Purple Are You?
You are 93% Libra
How Libra Are You? What Type of Killer Are You? [cool pictures]
You kill for revenge.
That is because you have lost something or someone you held very dear. Now you can't seem to get over the loss that marked your soul, and the only solution is to go after the one person who brought all this pain to you. Chances are you are angry inside and you bottle everything up and don't talk to anyone about it. People may want to help, but you think that they can never understand your pain and only get frustrated because of this. But it is important to see all that you have left and be thankful of that even if you have lost something great. It may not be true that Times heals all wounds, but with time and talking about your feelings, maybe the hurt will ease.

Main weapon: Yourself
Quote:"You can close your eyes to reality but not to memories" -Stainslaw J. Lec
Facial expression: Gritted teeth and teary eyes
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Custom Comments and More @ † Dark Angel Designz † Which Tarot Card Are You?
You are the Empress card. The Empress is the archetype of the Mother. She creates and nurtures life. She represents the abundance of Mother Earth. The Empress is capable of using nature in a productive way. She espouses art for art's sake. Her planet is Venus, and she embodies love of beauty and a strong value system. Here is also found initial sensation. This is the first really physical experience of the world that The Fool has entered. The Empress has a rich understanding of the world based on her five senses. In a reading, The Empress represents pregnancy, actual or metaphorical. She indicates an act of creation and a sensual experience of beauty. The Empress is a nurturing force that wishes to see the product of her experiences reach the next stage of development. Image from A Photographic Tarot http://www.bluewitch.com/healingtarot/healtar.htm Deck
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The Peach

Random Gentle Love Master ( RGLM )

-- --t--Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach. -- --/t--

-- --t--For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you're surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don't get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it. -- --/t--

-- --t--You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you're becoming more selective about long-term love. It's getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who's in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him. -- --/t--

-- --t--Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense. -- --/t--

Your exact female opposite:

The Nymph


Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer

-- --t--Always avoid: -- --/t-- The False Messiah (DBLM)

-- --t--Consider: -- --/t-- The Loverboy (RGLM), The Playboy (RGSM), The Boy Next Door (RGLD)


Link: The Online Dating Persona Test @ OkCupid - free online dating .
My profile name: : PhyllisMasters

I'd like to meet:

People with a sense of humor,a lot of love in their hearts, and an appreciation for music, art, comedy, and the joy of being alive.
You Are Teal Green
You are a one of a kind, original person. There's no one even close to being like you.
Expressive and creative, you have a knack for making the impossible possible.
While you are a bit offbeat, you don't scare people away with your quirks.
Your warm personality nicely counteracts and strange habits you may have. What Color Green Are You?
You Are 88% Intuitive
Your intuition is so spot on it's scary!
You can learn a lot about people and situations, simply by listening to your gut.
And you've even wondered if you can predict the future at times.
Just be sure not to always listen to your intuition... someday it could be wrong! How Intuitive Are You?
You Are Orange
Bright and intense, you embrace the world and all its opportunities.
Change does not intimidate you, even if it's a complete life overhaul.
You're a very real person. You aren't scared to show the world who you are. What Color Orange Are You?
Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence
You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well.
An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly.
You are also good at remembering information and convicing someone of your point of view.
A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary.

You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator. What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?

Music:

listen to it, not with your ears, but with your imagination... If you check the bands in my top friends you will have the soundtrack to my life.

Movies:

many, many movies!

Television:


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Books:

Log off, right now, and pick one up!

Heroes:

My kids. They are better people than I am. My best friend Janine, who has more balls than anyone I know. Madelaine Kahn...You know, I could name so many real people here it would take forever and no one would read it anyway. I admire those who dare to be themselves, interpret it however you wish. My favorite "heroes" in the fictional sense are Promethea and Wonder Woman.

My Blog

Yes, I know my profile pic borders on obscene...

But some ass clown keeps flagging my pictures whenever I post one of my face. This moron hasn't flagged me with any othe rpicture. I want to to see if between now and when I can get back online tomorr...
Posted by Phyllis on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 10:33:00 PST

I wrote a compatibility test...

On OKCupid. Take it and tell me what you think...http://www.okcupid.com/tests/16917574899678651506/co mpatible-with-Phyllis...
Posted by Phyllis on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 04:49:00 PST

Someone had better kill this motherfucker in prison

Because there is absolutely no reason for him to be alive. They need to ass rape him to death with sandpaper covered sticks. My friends that know my history will understand my extreme emotional reacti...
Posted by Phyllis on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:03:00 PST

I refuse to go down in history as Dan Quayle (or, How I am geeking on a computer game)

damn game. I have been playing Civilization 4 and I keep winning, but I can't get any higher than Dan Quayle, which is the lowest rank you can get as you can imagine. I am going to keep playing this d...
Posted by Phyllis on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 06:13:00 PST

My heart is broken.

This is a horrible, horrible thing. If 75% of the population on this planet would just disappear right now, the rest of us would be much better off. Pet massacre in Puerto Rico --> END H...
Posted by Phyllis on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 04:35:00 PST

Beat on the Brat with a Baseball Bat...

This is why I had kids. They do the cutest things... 6-year-old tries to drive to restaurant --> END HEADLINE --> --> BEGIN STORY BODY --> Wed Oct 1...
Posted by Phyllis on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 06:43:00 PST

Mother Theresa didn’t cure my kidney stone, rock and roll did.

In 2005 I had a nasty 15 mm kidney stone that came close to killing me. Dragging my half-dead ass out to see bands play one night dislodged it and I recovered rapidly after that. I'll stick to the hea...
Posted by Phyllis on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 03:24:00 PST

I think I know whos flagging me

Don't make me kick your scrawny, filthy, little tatooed ass. I mean, do you really want to spend the rest of your life explaining how you got those scars from a woman? Seriously, get a life.
Posted by Phyllis on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 10:08:00 PST

bastard

My youngest child's father has blown her off. Again. She is just a little girl. He burdens her with his failures, making her worry about him, and then he drops out of sight, making her worry even more...
Posted by Phyllis on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 10:54:00 PST

My birthday party was so much fun!!!

Thank you so much to everyone who came!!! And to those of you who couldn't make it, you missed out! I will try to post pics soon, but it was a lovely night. There were some beautiful togas, and I made...
Posted by Phyllis on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 06:02:00 PST