The Violator profile picture

The Violator

violatorandmeek

About Me

"The mind and body must be subjected to extreme stimulus, by means of drugs and music." - HST ----------------------- I'm here in this vessel to learn and to teach and to feel good. P.S. "Myspace isn't reel" - JTDB

My Interests

Roller Skating. Knee Socks. Hot Dogs. Cherry Pie. Afternoon Delight. Talking Dirty. Pigging Out. Barton Springs. Bike Rides. December 21, 2012. Non verbal and telepathic communication. Synchronicity. Serendipity. Avoiding a hostage crisis with Plus Plus Dash. The murder of Adrienne Shelly. Living fast, dying young, and leaving a good looking corpse filled with traces of illicit substances.The CricketSoda Myspace Editor! .. [bbzSpace Falling Objects]

I'd like to meet:

Danny Elfman as Satan. Designated Drivers. Competitive eaters. Adrien Brody running in slow motion. Full Frontal Viggo Mortensen. Curly Oxide. Tank Girl, from the comic book, not the movie.

Music:

If it's not TOM it's just PETTY, Mike Watt, anything and everything Mike Watt related; including but not limited to: The Minutemen, The Secondmen, Hellride, Firehose, Dos, Banyan. Oingo Boingo, Sonic Youth, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, X, Tom Waits, Big Audio Dynamite, Love, Hall and Oates, Electric Six, Peaches, Chemical Brothers, Daft Punk, Prince, Supergrass, Primus, Leonard Cohen, Broken Social Scene, Parliament, David Bowie, The Jam, The Kinks, Psychedelic Furs, The Cars, Interpol, Lucid Dementia, Leslie and the LY's, Marques Wyatt, The Summer Wardrobe, Secret Weapons, Jenifer Jackson, Gogol Bordello,... I also like house music. And WEEEEEEN!

Movies:

Southland Tales is pretty good, but Del Monte Love Story is pure genius!

Television:

Um, yeah it's okay, but I'd rather be reading a book or lying in the grass. I do like the television program VENOM ER on Animal Planet, but that's because Dr. Bush is my brother.

Books:

AUTHORS: Hunter Stockton Thompson, Anais Nin, Henry Miller, Lisa Jewell, Brett Easton Ellis, Tom Robbins, Albert Camus, Aldous Huxley, Dorothy Parker, Charles Bukowski, Jerry Stahl, Sparkle Hayter. BOOKS: Kingdom of Fear: Loathsome Secrets of a Star-Crossed Child in the Final Days of the American Century, Screwjack, Fear and Loathing in America, Songs of the Doomed, Better than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie, The Great Shark Hunt, Generation of Swine, The Proud Highway, The Rum Diary, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Lolita, The Story of O, A Spy in the House of Love, Delta of Venus, Sexus, The Blood Oranges, The Sexual Life of Catherine M., A Clockwork Orange, The Myth of Sisyphus, The Tao of Pooh, Addicted, Jennifer Government, The Virgin Suicides, Conversations with Tom Petty, Revenge of the Cootie Girls, Outrage! The Five Reasons OJ Simpson Got Away With Murder, Skinny Bitch, The Anti 9 to 5 Guide, The Four Hour Work Week, The Boytoy Diaries

Heroes:

Wendy Salisbury, author and 62 year old cougar: I'd Rather be Dan.

My Blog

I just want to get paid to do nothing.

Yup, so after a month of being gainfully unemployed, that's what I've come up with. Eat, sleep, shit, fuck, lather, rinse, repeat!So Mote It Be!...alter your consciousness...
Posted by The Violator on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 01:10:00 PST

"Politics Is the Art of Controlling Your Environment."

The following is just one tasty little nugget from a whole book of wonder called "The Gonzo Way" that Anita Thompson wrote in honour of her late husband. The doctor is in.If "politics is the art of co...
Posted by The Violator on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:08:00 PST

"I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything that I thought it could be."

Today I did nothing. I got a sunburn!It was another beautiful day spent mostly outside, relaxing and learning and indulging and feeling. Breathing, smelling, thinking, being, living, laughin...
Posted by The Violator on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:40:00 PST

Paper or plastic?

Brace yourself. The following information is so interesting it will blow your freakin' mind...I finally did it. My last day of work is Friday, March 14. And I don't have any money saved up. Let's...
Posted by The Violator on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 07:02:00 PST

Dreams are Free, Motherfucker!

I just gave two weeks notice to The Man. And no, I don't have anything else lined up, except l-i-v-i-n.Can I borrow some money?
Posted by The Violator on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 07:02:00 PST

Tragic Event Forces Man To Spend Rest Of Life Confined To Office Chair

My all time favorite article from The Onion: Tragic Event Forces Man To Spend Rest Of Life Confined To Office Chair August 4, 2007 | Issue 43"31 WILMETTE, ILThe life of recent college gradua...
Posted by The Violator on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 12:46:00 PST

Serendipity or something like it

This morning I participated in a marketing research study. I know what you're thinking, but it paid well and it was actually a very interesting study about organic and bi-product free pet foods. ...
Posted by The Violator on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 03:54:00 PST

Dreams are free but the rent aint.

I'm no longer willing to resign my freedom. For what?Sacrifices I shall make, because I refuse to let this life pass me by. I'm done doing anything that I don't find joy in. With narcissisti...
Posted by The Violator on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 06:59:00 PST

At 5:42 pm on February 20, 2005

Hunter S. Thompson was sitting at his typewriter with the word "counselor" written in the center of the page."No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is ...
Posted by The Violator on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 05:56:00 PST

Football Season Is Over

On the eve of the third anniversary of my immortal beloved Hunter Stockton Thompson's suicide, ladies and gentlemen, I once again present to you:"Football Season Is Over"No More Games. No More Bombs. ...
Posted by The Violator on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 12:36:00 PST