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The Jewish Hammer

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About Me

I felt an update on my "about me" was needed so here it is, I'm a 36 year old hardcore kid with a punk rock and metal side to me, I'm totally crossover, but in some words I suppose old school. I think most music lately is crap, I feel like alot of the music that comes out these days sounds the same lately so I still listen to all my old vinyl, cassettes, and CD's. I'm an old Straight Edge kid, I pride myself on this most my life(since I was 13 years old)at one time it was what held me in a different role from the rest of my friends, but I'm not one to preach since I'm Straight Edge for myself and not the rest of the world. My mind is a very cluttered place, I have alot of things flowing in my mind at once and usually have to pinpoint a place to begin my day, I'm a fanzine writer of around 13 years now, I did my own Miami, Florida based Fanzine from 1988 to 1997, while still writing for other 'zines around the country. I still write for a few 'zines and am always looking to contribute to new ones, and one day still contemplate starting a new fanzine, the only thing holding me back is that I own a comic shop and really have no time to interview, write and print at the moment, but some day I just might again.. I have this huge movie, TV and Anime collection, actually it's more than all that I mentioned, I have so much shit I get lost in my house, but I am still always on the lookout for new and interesting, or hard to find films, TV shows, and more. I also collect toys, comics and console gaming systems, and am a grand fan of horror movies and professional wrestling. I'm a cool ass mo-fo, and am always looking to meet friends old and new so feel free to add me people..


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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Scott
Birthday: November
Birthplace: Miami, Florida
Current Location: Ocoee, Florida
Eye Color: Lite Brown
Hair Color: Dark
Height: 6'0
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ambidextrious
Your Heritage: I'm a frickin' Jew!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nike
Your Weakness: Kryptonite ?
Your Fears: Flying insects with big stingers or pinchers.
Your Perfect Pizza: Anchovies, banana peppers, onions, mushrooms
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Keeping my business alive.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: D'oh!
Thoughts First Waking Up: I'm still ugly, I need more beauty sleep.
Your Best Physical Feature: If I told you I'd have to kill you.
Your Bedtime: Late
Your Most Missed Memory: All my friends in Miami.
Pepsi or Coke: Neither.
McDonalds or Burger King: Neither.
Single or Group Dates: Whatever works at the moment.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Arizona Green Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: It depends, are we talking rice or soy ?
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither.
Do you Smoke: Nope!
Do you Swear: All the time, and I'm good at it too.
Do you Sing: I used to think I sounded like H.R. of Bad Brains, but uhh yeah I was wrong.
Do you Shower Daily: Umm.. Yeah.. Sure... I mean who doesn't ?
Have you Been in Love: Sure.
Do you want to go to College: Those days are way gone, brotha!
Do you want to get Married: Hmm.. Nope!
Do you belive in yourself: Sure I do, but I also believe that whoever thought up this survey mispelled the word "believe" you jackass!
Do you get Motion Sickness: I think I did once.
Do you think you are Attractive: Only my evil side think so.
Are you a Health Freak: Yeah right.
Do you get along with your Parents: Most of the time.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sure.
Do you play an Instrument: I used too.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Nope!
In the past month have you Smoked: No way!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Never!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Naye!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Probably..
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yuck!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I wish.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I should, but no..
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope.
Ever been Drunk: Nope.
Ever been called a Tease: Yep!
Ever been Beaten up: No, but been in a few pit fights.
Ever Shoplifted: Nope.
How do you want to Die: I'm not picky.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Originally I wanted to be a superhero, but that didn't work out, second came the wrestling idea, didn't happen either. I strung through many a job, mostly kitchen work, I also wanted to be a comic book artist, nope, but I tried, so now I'm grown up and own a comic shop.
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green or Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Red, or dark hair.
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: 4'11 to 5'7
Weight: 98 to 130
Best Clothing Style: I'm not into fashion.
Number of Drugs I have taken: None.
Number of CDs I own: Many.
Number of Piercings: I did peirce my hand once in high school, but nothing since then.
Number of Tattoos: I have none.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Probably alot, but life goes on..
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My Interests

Horror, Fulci, Argento, Bava, Romero, Jodorowsky, Barker, Jackson, Junger, Coscarelli, Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Comic Books, Anime, Toys, Video Games, UFOlogy, Cryptozoology, Music, cooking, baking, being a one time fanzine writer of 12 or so years Chinese Kenpo, Okinowa Goju-Ryu, JiduKwan Tae Kwon Do, and I'm sure a few other things which don't come to mind at the moment.

I'd like to meet:

Humans and other life forms.
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Music:

Bad Brains, Gorilla Biscuits, Youth Of Today, LMF, Agnostic Front, WarZone, BOLD, Judge, QuickSand, City of Caterpillar, ProBot, Dexorcist, GWAR, Dinosaur Jr., VoiVod, Celtic Frost, SwerveDriver, My Bloody Valentine, Cynic, Cavity, KLS, The Cure, Atom & His Package, Quintron, The Boredoms, Praxis, Purusam, The Ramones, Jane's Addiction, Isis, Fantomas, Death Cube K, DaisyCutter, ServoTron, Captured By Robots, Man Or AstroMan, Mucky Pup, Cradle Of Filth, Nuclear Assault, Cryptic Slaughter, The Accused, FireHose, Cypher 7, Anal Cunt, Kyuss, KillDozer, The Killer Barbys, Samhain, Straw Dogs, Shonen Knife, The 5-6-7-8's, Tomahawk, Red Aunts, 7Seconds, The Cro-Mags, Automation, Azonic Halo, Brujeria, Corupted, The Buck Pets, Frodus, Braid, Rice, Skinny Puppy, The Texas Chainsaw Orchestra, The Curse of Singapore Sling, Alien Sex Fiend, Sigue Sigue Sputnik, H.R., CrumbSuckers, D.O.A., The Necros, The Drillz, GangGreen, Forbidden, Pestilance, Mortiis, Testament, Death, The Melvins, The Dwarves, The Jesus Lizard, and many, many more...

Movies:

Shogun Assassin, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, HellRaiser, From Beyond, Nightmare City, Dawn of the Dead(1978 not 2004), Zombie, Contamination, Return of the Living Dead, DellaMuerte-DellaMore, Bad Taste, Night of the Creeps, BrainDead(Dead-Alive), Re-Animator, Kill Bill Vol.1, Fong Sai Yuk, The Story of Riki-Oh, Ong-Bak, Scarlet Diva, Graveyard Disturbance, Undead, BatMan:Dead End, I Love Maria, Within The Woods, Something Wicked This Way Comes, Wild Zero, Versus, Abar-The First Black SuperMan, Super Soul Brother, Dark Town Strutters, For Your Height Only, Godzilla's Revenge, Bad Ronald, Demonium, Ginger Snaps, Ginger Snaps 2, From Dusk Til Dawn, KISS meets The Phantom of the Park, Neon Maniacs, Society, RawHead Rex, NightBreed, The Phantom of the Paradise, Another State of Mind, The Toxic Avenger, The Coroners Camera, Necromantic, Corpse Fucking Art, The Monster Squad, The Mummy Theme Park, Hotel SuperMan, KillDozer(not the band), SuperArgo Vs. The Faceless Giants, SuperArgo Vs. Diabolicus, Danger Diabolic, Neutron, The Black Mask, The Brainiac!, Humongous, The Evil, Gummo, Guzoo, Oh geez... I'm ranting, aren't I ? If you need to know more, send me a message :)

Television:

Doctor Who, The Prisoner, Man From Atlantis, In Search Of.., Sightings, Buffy, Angel, WWF/WWE, The X-Files, That 70's Show, Knight Rider, The A-Team, The Greatest American Hero, SuperFriends, JLA, PowerPuff Girls, Clone Wars, Dextors Lab, Metalocalypse, The Venture Brothers.. Yada, yada, yada.. Yack, yack, yack...

Books:

H.P. Lovecraft, Clive Barker, Aldeus Huxley, Brave New World, Stranger At The Pentagon, The Midway Sightings, The Plaedian Mission, The Books of Blood, Tapping the Vein, Imagica, WeaveWorld, Douglas Adams.... width="425" height="350" ..

My Blog

Speed Racer The Movie.

Man.. This movie was amazingly crazy! It's definitely a kids movie(well at least up to the part where Speed tells The Grey Goose to "get his piece of shit off of the race track!" Woah Speed! Where the...
Posted by The Jewish Hammer on Sat, 10 May 2008 04:30:00 PST

Tony Stark, Super Genius..

So here's some more Iron Man stuff I was thinking about, movie wise. That part where Tony Stark let's the world know he is Iron Man, I was kinda thinking it was very SpiderMan Civil War(ish). Not that...
Posted by The Jewish Hammer on Sun, 04 May 2008 07:20:00 PST

Tony Stark, From Asshole To Humanitarian.

First off I want to say, if you haven't seen the movie IRON MAN, yet, please don't read this as I don't want to spoil a really great movie for you. Secondly, as you read this please remember that I do...
Posted by The Jewish Hammer on Sat, 03 May 2008 01:10:00 PST

Texas UFO Light Beam

This is so bad ass! Not your typical UFO video, this is an actual light beam which is projected from a "UFO" and caught on a night vision camera. I saw this episode of UFO Hunters the other night and ...
Posted by The Jewish Hammer on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 09:42:00 PST

WatchMen 2009 Movie Revisited

Okay, so my bad. The Iron Man shoe picture didn’t come out, and the Watchmen movie pictures I posted were reduced to red x’s instead of actual photos, oh and about "The Legend of Zelda" mo...
Posted by The Jewish Hammer on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 01:33:00 PST

Thanks For The Pizza..

Around midnight April 1st, I got a knock on the door. I’m such a loner it’s not normal for me to get any company much later than 8pm or so, or at all. So I had no idea who it could have be...
Posted by The Jewish Hammer on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 08:47:00 PST

Legend of Zelda 2009 Movie Trailer

Looks like the pictures in my last two blogs didn’t show up, if you right click the red "x" and hit "view image" the pictures will show up. Any how, here’s the trailer for the new 2009 Leg...
Posted by The Jewish Hammer on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 08:30:00 PST

Reebok Marvel Superhero Shoe Line

Reebok has a new line of Marvel Comics sneakers coming out, for adults. It’s about time because I hate it when I go to a store and see some cool spiderman and transformers shoes and they are onl...
Posted by The Jewish Hammer on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 01:44:00 PST

WatchMen 2009 Movie Sneak Peaks

Okay all here are the first pictures from the 2009 WatchMen movie, and holy Hell do these fuckers look cool. Here goes.. The ComedianThe Night Owl (I can already here the BatMan fanboys crying over th...
Posted by The Jewish Hammer on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 01:29:00 PST

Cyclops the Movie ?

Ok, so we have a Wolverine and a Magneto movie spin-off.. Did we really need a Cyclops spin-off ?
Posted by The Jewish Hammer on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 03:34:00 PST