Shannon (Lolligirl) - ProfilesArchive

About Me

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I am a dynamic female figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently, and even improved Einstein's theory of relativity. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row only to get bored. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees. I woo men with my sensuous & goddess-like trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored (after treading water), I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide rave over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I was scouted by the Mets. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. I bat 400. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Wuthering Heights and Moby Dick in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Fun, fun people who aren't afraid to have a good time.

People who can stand on their heads while whistling the William Shatner version of "Hey, Mr. Tamborine Man".

All my old friends have stopped partying [wink, wink, nudge, nudge].

My motto is: GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY BUT, GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL!!

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My Blog

Bush Administration Launches "Sneak Attack" On Endangered Species Act

The Bush administration announced a proposal Monday to gut protections for endangered wildlife. New rules would overhaul the Endangered Species Act to allow federal agencies to decide by themselves wh...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:55:00 GMT

More Campaign Ad Deceptions from the McCain Camp

I found this article on FactCheck.org and felt it was an important issue that is really being overlooked in the media; therefore not reaching the millions of people who don't bother to actually look ...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 20:07:00 GMT

It must have been witchcraft...

The blogs have been few and far between lately. My dad's cancer came back and I've been a little distracted. After his surgery, things look good though. Keep your fingers crossed.&nb...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 18:22:00 GMT

My god, its full of stars!

My PC is now a planetarium thanks to WorldWide Telescope, free to download. Mind-blowing stuff, it makes Google Earth look stone age. The (alleged) history of the the British secret service and the ...
Posted by on Wed, 14 May 2008 16:09:00 GMT

western media hegemony

Is Absence of Evidence Evidence of Laziness? Mediterranean tsunami warning system set for 2011. Am I the only one who feels that EVERYTHING is converging towards that particular date we are all well ...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 13:08:00 GMT

Thats one helluva bong

Is it spring yet? Miracle talking fish, ’work of Satan’, butchered. Maybe this is what they found inside (Billy Bass is the real work of Satan IMO). Witchdoctors have been murdering albi...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 05:46:00 GMT

UN rejects water as basic human right.

Drink up, it’s closing time... ’Om lingalingalingalinga, kilikilikili’ - President of Rationalist International survives televised tantrik death magic ordeal. Hat tip. Aliens not ...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 08:16:00 GMT

we might be having some real action here

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? ’Watchmen’, by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons (Amazon US, UK), is not just another super-hero comic book, but one of the best novels you’ll ever read in ...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 08:54:00 GMT

weapons, drugs and even explosives

Neither safe nor free. Stephenville resident David Coran's full videotape of 'UFO symbols' was leaked to the Internet on March 5, 2008. The light-show starts about one minute in. Neanderthal treasur...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 18:33:00 GMT

...ala Space Balls.

Best wishes to Robert Bauval on his 60th birthday. More on Benny Shannon's theory Moses was tripping out on Mt Sinai. Shadow of the gods: touring the exotic temples of southern India. "Not until t...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 05:49:00 GMT