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edmund

It's not weird enough for me...

About Me

I edited my profile with my stink doo doo finger! (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

My Interests

abrasive music, spicy ethnic food, conjuring the demons of love, expanding the limits of my reality (i really don't care about yours),playing with mud, drinkin'good beer, butt scratchin', playin' with kittys,being nice to old people, finding old medical books, rusted metal, and other people's trash

I'd like to meet:

leonardo da vinci, wendy o. williams, or anyone who doesn't smack their food while they eat...

Music:

HUG!, Squat thrust, rockland eagles, assacre, spacemen 3, mono, three day stubble, stereolab, sigur ros, flaming lips, molotov, fuck work, experimental aircraft, radiohead, crust, jesus lizard, chemical brothers, abba, isley brothers, james brown, junior senior, ex girl, tribe8, devo, the list goes on forever...

Movies:

guiseppe andrews!

Television:

TV=bad,bad,bad! but when i do...daily show, simpsons, mXc

Books:

The Encyclopedia of POO

Heroes:

the crazy guy that walks up and down congress with the big lump on his head that wears many layers of clothes in the 90 degree heat and eats out of select garbage containers, michael moore, Mr. Wild, antonio gaudi, donald the nut, joel peter witkin, larry flynt, krampus, and you!

My Blog

I try...

Today at work, my 70 year old white lady boss addressed some packages to Pura Vida Gallery as "Puta" Vida Gallery. She had no idea...I try so hard and she still finds ways to fuck things up.
Posted by edmund on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 09:10:00 PST

I got tagged.

( From diy danna)Here's how you play:Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog w/ 10 weird, random things, facts, habits or goals about yourself. At the end choose 10 people to be tagged, li...
Posted by edmund on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 12:21:00 PST

on the bus

prime grubby bubba big boy construction worker sitting on the sideways seats at the front facing for all to seeblack cap with big silver letteringproudly proclaimed FUCK Y'ALL. I"M FROM TEXAS!this gu...
Posted by edmund on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 01:33:00 PST

art show

love you (but not that much)really like your feel, your touchmeet my friends such a lovely bunch,love you (but not that much).Times important it's why I'm not here,love you darling ,Let me make this c...
Posted by edmund on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 12:46:00 PST

slow arms

slow armsnot respondingold cold skinny drunkgirl wearing two inch thick flip flops trips on the slick carpet in the dark barcrashes into the bathroom door with her faceon the floor her body keeps the...
Posted by edmund on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 11:53:00 PST

i been thinkin'...

Q: why did the chicken cross the playground? A: to get to the other slide
Posted by edmund on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

important information

Q: what's in the bathroom of the starship enterprise? A: the captain's log
Posted by edmund on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST