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About Me

YES! I'm a real toy!

Comment your friends!:

Butthole Bears are sold only at www.twistedtoy.com

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This makes it all better! Kill a Teletubby or 3!oh yeah and I dance without pants

My Interests

Lube.
Kittens.
Bunnies.
Lubing Kittens with bunnies.

I'd like to meet:

Mr. D. Sanchez
Raggedy Ann
Mr. Hot Karl
Your Dad and Grandfather, hopefully at the same time. ;)
Colonel Sanders
Ronald McDonald

Music:

Big Poo Generator
Raffi
Yanni
Rob Zombie
Spitkiss

Movies:

Toy Story
Child's Play
Bambi
Dawn of the Dead
Devil's Rejects
Meet the Feebles
Man Bites Dog
Ernest Goes to Camp
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
Re-Animator
Fox and the Hound
House of 1000 Corpses
Pink Flamingos

Television:

Drawn Together
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Mythbusters

Books:

Gross Me Out: 50 Nasty Projects to Disgust Your Friends & Repulse Your Family

Heroes:

Pee-Wee Herman
Jim Henson
George Romero
Walt disney

My Blog

Butthole Bear on the Tonight Show again maybe

I got another call from the segment coordinator at the Tonight Show. Apparently they're going back on January 2nd with or without the striking writers. They asked for the Butthole Bear. Time was criti...
Posted by Twisted Toy on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 01:53:00 PST

Twisted Toy number 3!!!

Twisted Toy is the 3rd spot on google when you search for "butthole" . What an incredible honor it is!!!
Posted by Twisted Toy on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 12:19:00 PST

Hot Glue

Burns like a motherfuck!!
Posted by Twisted Toy on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 02:07:00 PST

The Beginning

Twisted Toy is what happened after working in the toy industry as a sound designer slave being subjected to hearing things like Barney singing "I love you, you love me" for over 5 years. It's been alm...
Posted by Twisted Toy on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 02:42:00 PST