DICK HURTZ

Hi. My name is Richard "Dick" Hurtz from Holden. I've been rockin' out since i was in the womb. My parents tell me that I was conceived in the backseat of a 1969 Cutlass Supreme at an AC/DC show. And then mom gave birth to me in that very same car while tailgating at a Scorpions show! Dad says he spent the best years of his life in that "sex machine" and he's been holding onto it all these years, waiting to pass it on to his son the day he becomes a man and gets laid.As you can see it's still sitting in the yard and getting pretty rusty. Dad's beginning to lose all hope for me. BUT...I recently hooked up with this killer band Chris Tornado and the Tittie Twisters. They offered me a position as roadie if I let them record in my basement. My parents hate the noise and are constantly yelling at me, but it's worth the headache just to hang out with those guys! They tease me alot, but a little hazing never hurt anybody...did it?? I'm not actually getting paid for this job, but they promised that I'd be getting tons of ass from all the rocker sluts at their shows!! I'd be stupid to turn down a sweet offer like that! I'm gonna make dad proud yet! He's gonna crap his pants when I show up back home to finally claim MY sex machine!! MyGen Profile Generator