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Precious Roy

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About Me


I sell products! They call me Aunt Julie at the Home. Sometimes I like to smell old stereos. Who made chili? You guys are all suckers!

PRECIOUS ROY'S "BOTTEMLESS POOL"! End of summer special! BUY NOW!!

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My Interests

playing with mannequins, churning butter, petting leather couches

Music:

that stuff by sifl and olly

Television:

Buy my crap! Sifl-N-Olly.com

Heroes:

The Man

My Blog

Zebra Brain Lunchboxes

Metal or plastic? you decide! suckers!
Posted by Precious Roy on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 09:42:00 PST

Flying topless boats

Great idea! Who buys these? You guys are suckers!
Posted by Precious Roy on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 01:27:00 PST

Math + Bottomless Pools = Death

Backyard fun in style again? Math is not fun.  Calculate that pH right.  Some guy died.  I didn't do it! Call my lawyers! Suckers!
Posted by Precious Roy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Mannequins

Today my mannequin fell over and broke. Anyone got an extra mannequin? Churn butter!
Posted by Precious Roy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Canada, our biggest state

Last month I came up with this new product to sell to Canadians. Unfortunately those boobs Sifl and Olly screwed up the promotions. Now I have to resort to redesigning the Pet Power Plant for the 20...
Posted by Precious Roy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST