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Rodger

Sudden disorientation is not unusual after a protracted period in space.....

About Me


Sudden disorientation is not unusual after a protracted period in space.....
These zombies might be chewing on me.... but they're coming for YOU!!!!
Shut up! Just let the Food Ninja do the work!!!!
Today I'll conquer the earth... and tomorrow... THE WORLD!!!!!
"Maybe you can live on the moon in next century."
-an actual fortune from a fortune cookie. seriously. I still have it.
As the evening sun faded from a salmon color to a sort of flint grey, I thought back to the salmon I caught that morning, and how grey he was, and how I named him Flint.

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You are Mike!
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This comic is by some dude named David Rees. Go to his website at www.MNFTIU.cc They're some of the most hilarious comics ever.

My Interests

Magic, Ninjas, Magic Ninjas, magic magic ninjas what.
.. Ninjas Now!! ..

I'd like to meet:

Ninjas. Any crazy ninja motherfuckers that wear ninja suits and stalk the streets at night. I'm trying to be playing some videogames and then suddenly a ninja jumps through my window and grabs the second controller. HAHA!!! Let's see you defeat my high score now! NINJA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ninja of the Night

Like the shadow serpent Silence is my veil
yes, and with precision of the cobra
Ninjas kill and leave no trail.

We know ancient stuff
And we have fun, fucking things up
For instance,

In the confusion of a smoke bomb,
I could remove your bra and you wouldn't even notice.
I could jump roof to roof, and get my friends free cable
It's BAD-ASS!

I used my chinese star
to pick the locks and steal your car
Rock & roll

NINJA OF THE NIGHT
NINJA OF THE NIGHT
-Sifl and Olly

Hey, join my friggin' myspace groups. They're bad-ass.
Cowboy Bebop ~ the Real Folk Blues My favorite anime series of all time. It should be yours too.
Root Beer Addicts Anonymous "It's okay to be addicted to root beer."

Music:

CHROMELODEON, Rancid, Bad Religion, The Mars Volta, The Toadies, Sublime, DJ Shadow, Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros, Bouncing Souls, the Skeleton Killers, the Minibosses, the Seatbelts, System of a Down, Man.... or Astro-Man?, Pink Floyd, Atari Teenage Riot, Nobuo Uematsu and the Black Mages, Sponge, Flogging Molly, Fatboy Slim, Gangster Fun, Radiohead, 311, the Gorillaz, Burden Brothers, New Rising Son, Weezer, Step Ahead, Lars Frederiksen and the Bastards, Op Ivy, Voodoo Glow Skulls, CIV, Mastodon, the Misfits, Wolfpac, H2o, Hatebreed, KMFDM, moby, Incubus, Long Beach Dub Allstars, the Slackers, Prodigy, DJ London Broil, Powerman 5000, The Transplants, Jimi Hendrix, Dropkick Murphys, Grateful Dead, Tech N9ne, the Eclectics, Modest Mouse, At the Drive-In, Busta Rhymes, the Toasters, Kid Dynamite, Rival Schools, vitro, Bob Marley, Bob Dylan, Solar Twins, Rush, etc, etc.... I like pretty much any kind of music that's actually... well, good. I like really weird music too so if you've heard some off-the-wall shit, make sure you tell me about it. or else.

Movies:

Well, it's a hamburger, so, you know.....

snacking...

Television:

owneth thy pitiful soul

Books:

Right now I'm reading a 7-part saga called the Deathgate Cycle by Weis & Hickman. Actually, I haven't read it in a few months but I'm on book 5. It's a pretty amazing story, but it just seems like reading takes so much.... time.

Heroes:

the mighty paladin Regdor

My Blog

They call this a holiday?

Bleh, so here we are.... like a week away from Valentine's Day. As alone as ever. I swear, America just invented this holiday to make lonely people feel terrible. And to make all the people who aren't...
Posted by Rodger on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 12:05:00 PST

My WoW account..... hacked!!!!!

What the fuck.... so my World of Warcraft account got stolen. Somehow a hacker got my password and stole all my shit. They deleted all of me and my brothers alts, and stole all the money, etc. Al...
Posted by Rodger on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 02:03:00 PST

The worst berth day

So, my birthday is tomorrow, Dec 29. I'm gonna be 25. Boo. Anyway, it sucks because its right after Christmas and right before new year's so everyone is too busy to remember it. Also, if they do happe...
Posted by Rodger on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 08:01:00 PST

Summertime Pics

Alright, so I finally got some pics up from my totally awesome summer. (Actually, my summer totally sucked.) But anyway, there's more pictures up. And they're new. Just in case you were wondering...
Posted by Rodger on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 12:39:00 PST

Crazy-ass Hardcore at the Khyber

On June 8, 2006 me, my brother, and a few friends went to the Khyber in Philly to see Murphy's Law play. Let me tell you, it was one crazy fuckin show! We got there when Necktie was playing (ex-Bad Lu...
Posted by Rodger on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 09:32:00 PST

New Blog .0011.5

Holy crap, so I realize that it's been almost a year since I posted a new blog. So, I figured I would give all my fans some new material.... Seriously, though, I guess I'll let you know what I've been...
Posted by Rodger on Fri, 12 May 2006 09:35:00 PST

new picture

Ok, so here's a new old picture that doesn't make your eyes bleed. As much. Yeah, have fun with it you crazy bastard.
Posted by Rodger on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

exploding brains

We've been sent, To issue all you people here a warning. I'm not at liberty to say, The details of our most perculiar warning. Yeah. Sufice to say..All you people here are in grave danger. So come on...
Posted by Rodger on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

loser.

My life sucks. Girls don't like me. Being a loser sucks.
Posted by Rodger on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

worst. holiday. ever.

I fucking hate February 14. As if I didn't feel lonely enough on regular days, they have to make a holiday that rubs it in your face. It's all just a ploy by corporate america to make you buy greeting...
Posted by Rodger on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST