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Twiztid Ninja

Yeah 5000! Dont question it! now, Get back inside!, we're fighting!!!

About Me


Metal Gear Solid 4!!!


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I payed as much as you! Get otta my way! Get otta my way! children of darkness, children of light...If you were a hindu I could aim for the dot!some bullshit happened in my life but i'm fixin it up now, the person i would do anything for is helping me out and soon to move up north, north...wait south....better watch out...i dont wanna see any humans i dont know/wanted to be there, there...you wont go to waste though...just dont be a bitch and things with be awsome..."But boxy you're just a box" "I'm just a what, bitch!?"
they won't all be nice, they won't all be Anne...are you drunk because you have a lack of tallent? NO! are you black because you have a lack of white?
.. You scored as Wolverine. Wolverine is a loner, and a skilled fighter. He's got the hots for Jean Grey but a better fit for him would be Storm. He doesn't like to follow orders which pisses Cyclops off. He has terrible memories from the experimentation done on him at Weapon X. Even though he doesn't show it, he loves the X-Men. Powers: Fast healing and adamantium skeleton and claws.
Wolverine


100%

Gambit


90%

Storm


85%

Emma Frost


85%

Rogue


80%

Jean Grey


75%

Cyclops


70%

Iceman


70%

Beast


65%

Nightcrawler


60%

Colossus


55%
Most Comprehensive X-Men Personality Quiz 2.0
created with QuizFarm.comDonald Rumsfeld "You can have all the armor in the world on a tank....and uhh, and a tank can get blown up!"
"so why are we looking through junk piles for armor?...dont you have this readily available?"
"now....I'm an old man and it's the morning...I'm sorry I missed the first part of your question..........It's a matter of physics!"
oops, dart in your neck!
round crown from the frown down
I'm a Twiztid ninja fucking crazy ass theif psychopathic killer pyro DJ and aperntly much more...
i have my tongue and nipples peirced had my ears down to 4 but that shit got too annouying so i took that shit out...soon to get tatfuckintooed!
and I said "wake the dead, wake the dead, wake em!!!"
You'll see me clearly like a DVD when
I'm beatin on your ass like an NPC...
speaking of shorties, would anyone like to smoke some illegal narcotics?
well i'm such a nonconformist that i'm nonconforming against you guys and i'm doing it...
dude i think we just got burned... dude, i am so wasted...

My Interests

Video games, being impervious to all wizard prismatic spray, going to shows, killing, being a stealthy ninja, smokin the cystal piddit, seeing with the unseen eye, chillin like a motha fuckin villin, being a video game motha fuckin master, forever adding to my video game archive, having +3 defense on all missle attacks, watching crazy movies, collecting crappy movies and watching them with my ninjas doing MST3000 to that shit while taking massive amounts of G-bongs, getting blazed then go to the movies in full ninja gear then halfway through the movie bust out with some ninja combo shit and fight one of my ninja hommies and scare the fuck outta everybody trippin my balls off

I'd like to meet:

your drug dealer

Which Half-Baked Character are you?
You're Scarface!
You're the ultimate conspiracy theorist...ON WEED!! You've always felt oppressed in your no-good white-collar Mexican-hating job, but there's always the robber-mime in you that needs to escape. and you just dont give a fuck B!
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Music:

Gorillaz - Tomorrow Comes TodayThis Place is Haunted, Entertainment System, Minibosses, The Year 200X, Super Dracula, VG and OC Remix's, Ozric Tentacles, Blood for Blood, Daft Punk, Fat Boy Slim, Earth Crisis, Fight Autumn, Sick of it All, Lars Fredrickson and the Bastards, Incubus, Rancid, 311, Bad Religion, Transplants, Prodigy, CKY, Heaven Shall Burn, Mastodon, Misfits, Keepsake, bloodhound gang, link 80, experimental opus, the slackers, pietasters, Radiohead, Sublime, Snapcase, Boy Sets Fire, the Juliana Theory, operation ivy, Vitro, KMFDM, Mepheskapheles, Twiztid, Blaze, And ICP all you punk ass niggas better not be fuckin with me! ABK, Slick Shoes, VNV Nation, Rise Against, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Atari Teenage Riot, Down Pownder, Mad Ball, Biohazard, CIV, Dropkick Murphys, Goldfinger, Bob Marley, Kid Dynamite, Voodoo Glow Skulls, the Gorillaz, Vision of Disorder, H2O, Bouncing Souls, reggie and the full effect, Black Flag, the Dead Kennedy's, KONAMI, all Castlevania, Crystal Method, The Vandels, Kill Your Idoles, Skinny Puppy, Apex Twins, Rammstein, Due Le Quartz, Standel, Greyarea, Korn, Green Day, Weezer, Fast Times, E-Town Concrete, Kottonmouth Kings, Decendents, Hatebreed, Prodigy, Solar Twins, Ice Cube, Less than Jake, A Fire Inside, the Dead Milkmen, bad luck 13, Therion, Void of Silence, Paul Oakenfold, Paul Van Dyke, I have my own cd....if anyone wants it. It's more or less techno...it's my style motha fucker! DJ Quibble

Movies:


You are a Dead Alive Zombie. You or somebody that
bit you was infected by the Sumatran Rat
Monkey. You are intent on killing and shredding
anything that moves, unless you're full of
tranquilizers. You can't be killed unless you
are completely chopped to bits


Pussy, pussy, pussy, come on in pussy lovers! We got white pussy, black pussy, spanish pussy, yellow pussy, cold pussy, warm pussy, hairy pussy, smelly pussy, dog pussy, cat pussy, we even got horse pussy, We have a special tonight buy one pussy get the second pussy for only a penny! Pussy lovers we have the deal for you! If you find pussy anywhere else cheaper......... FUCK IT!
Sin City, Casshern, White Noise, Dark Shadows, Dungeons and Dragons, the Five Fighters from Shaolin, Itchi the Killer, Lockstock and Two Smoking Barrels, Tombstone, Harvard Man, Appleseed, Samurai Shamploo, Monty Python, Kung Faux, Shogun Assassin (own I&II...7 moreafterthat), Upright Citizens Brigrade, Team America, theDAMNshow! w/Yucko the CLOWN, Super Troopers, Dead Alive, Clockwork Orange, Batman Begins, Beavis and Butthead, Jackie Brown, the Way of the Gun, Reservoir Dogs, Pi, Half Baked, Boondock Saints, Lupin the 3rd, Snatch, Star Wars, Army of Darkness, Evil Dead, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Animatrix, Full Metel Jacket, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Wall, Cornman, Requiem for a Dream, Samurai Jack, Blow, Scareface, Princess Mononoke, Cowboy Beebop, Gundam Wing, Spaceballs, Butterfly Effect, Equiliebrium, The Shawshank Redemption, Resident Evil, Red vs. Blue, Lord of the Rings, the Last Samurai, Edward Scissorhands, SLC Punk, Matrix, Dilbert, Ren and Stimpy, Nedesico, Neon Genisus Evangelion, Slayers, X, Samurai X, Vampire Hunter D, all the Ernest movies...know what i mean Vern?, Strange Brew, the Castle, Dogma, Ghost in the Shell, Godzilla, all James Bond moives, The Goonies, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Gremlins, Hero, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Taxi Driver, The Last Nigger on Earth starring Tom Hanks...and all those sick and twiztid movies that i've watched and dont remember the name

Television:

fuck that shit, i dont like them with the screen that's the black color and my dad don't like em and you shouldnt either!

Books:

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A complex personality, you appeal only to two kinds of people - those who accept everything at face value and, most importantly, those who deeply understand the greater things you believe in. Skeptics are hard to win over, but those who like you will respect you forever. What Kind Of Anime/Manga Are You?

Heroes:

My hero is Ray-ray the crack dealer starts giving out free samples to all the little kiddies and they dont want that shit so they give it to me...so more or less I have 2 heros.

My Blog

to kill one self...

so i've just tried killing myself two days again...was almost there to find myself once again, for the third time, waking up in a hospital. I wonder who else feels that they are fuckin pissed at shit/...
Posted by Twiztid Ninja on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 05:32:00 PST

getting fucked up at a crazy KD show...damn emo faggots!!!

me and my friends we're talking about this show we all went to a while back... alright so we are going to this reunion show for some bullshit and Kid Dynamite has regrouped to do this show with t...
Posted by Twiztid Ninja on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Snowin out wit the windows down riding around smokin blunts not given a FUCK!!!

a story told by my ninja, Shitty.... 1:30 began breakin up weed at my house. 1:40 Neighbor asks if i can get him beer. Ofcoarse i can. 1:50 David Vargas Lopez Arrives 1:55 i finsih wit the blu...
Posted by Twiztid Ninja on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Wolfman Jack rap/story

if you see a lone wolf sneakin' always out creepin' best hide your crack cause its wolfman jack Jack don't care he grows mad hair lookin out for Ray-Ray cause it is time to pay- pay ...
Posted by Twiztid Ninja on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

oops...dart in your neck!

got some fucking shards of metal sticking out of my fucking tounge now you little bitch!!!! nah, that was just me peircing your tounge!!!
Posted by Twiztid Ninja on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

First show ever

your 1st show was??? **Copy & Repost-Don't reply** claire- ummm... debbie gibson. i think i was 7 or 8. is this really something that i should be sharing with you all. i am a little jealous of the ...
Posted by Twiztid Ninja on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Come on now, Who hasn't gone on a PCP binge and tried to kill a couple cops?

you know what I mean Vern?
Posted by Twiztid Ninja on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ninja kick to your throat, BITCH!

Karate choppin motha fuckas like ahhhyaaaa!!! Lord of the Rings I make the dragon breathe FIRE!!!!! Keep it ninja style til my heartbeat exspires!
Posted by Twiztid Ninja on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Tails let's go get some chili dogs!

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Posted by Twiztid Ninja on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

wait wait....what's my motivation?

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Posted by Twiztid Ninja on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST