My name is Dr. Eggplant. I was a promising young science student with dreams of revolutionizing the automobile industry until one day my dreams were horribly shattered. Shattered by an Orange name Charles Sunkyst. Charles sabotaged my science fair project causing it to malfunction. It killed the dean of the school in a horrific accident. After a lengthy trial I was found innocent of involuntary fruitslaughter, but I was forced to leave the country in shame. Living in exile in the ghettos of the plumb nation I turned to drugs and alcohol as a means of escape. Hookers, Hobos, and Heroin addicts were my only friends and family. Imagine the holidays! Christmas was called Booze day and so was Easter, New Years, and Thanksgiving. Every other holiday was skipped in observance of Booze day which took place on every day of the year. Eventually I rediscovered my scientific roots and began to design killer robots and deadly fruit diseases for a rouge government bent on destroying the world. I was paid VERY well and soon started my own evil laboratory, all the while I was always thinking of Charles. Charles Sunkyst, the smug little orange scientist whom everyone loved. The little brainiac scientist who saved the world over and over again and was hailed as a hero. That could have been me. Instead I was branded a failure. A killer. A maniac. My life’s work will soon be complete. My mission soon accomplished. To kill Charles Sunkyst. Until then I've made this cool MySpace page to hang out and meet people! Cheers!
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