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Dave Houston: Your Corn Forest Spondent

Insult the Comic and Get a Free Ringone!

About Me



I'm a silky smooth, neurotic mess. But I clean up nice.
I'm not really a standup comedian. I'm more of a comedy writer with a microphone. Yes, that's right, the worst kind of hack imaginable. So, If I end up dead in a ditch, start questioning all "road warrior" comics immediately.
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Yes, I am also known as That Voiceover Guy!
Void where Prohibited. Mileage figures may vary in your state. Member FDIC. Please drink responsibly.
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Currently accepting e-mails of your nude photos, which will never ever be used for blackmail or anything. No, really.


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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who's actually bought one of my shirts and other crap ...

My Blog

Beware the Smart.

Just read a book of Brain teasers. Examples:A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms: The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns,...
Posted by Dave Houston: Your Corn Forest Spondent on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 03:53:00 PST

Worst. Debate. Ever.

For anyone who didn't see last night's debate, this is pretty much the whole evening in a nutshell:Gibson: Now, Senator Obama, it has been reported that you once watched the movie Brokeback Mountain. ...
Posted by Dave Houston: Your Corn Forest Spondent on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:11:00 PST

Cap Metro i-Ride Update

Remember my post on Carla’s Cap Metro i-Ride story? There’s now only a short two weeks before the contest wraps, and some additional comments on her story page could help seal the deal. It...
Posted by Dave Houston: Your Corn Forest Spondent on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 04:33:00 PST

I actually used to be pretty good at this.

Feels good to dust off the guitar again, even if I’m still a little rusty...Hope (mp3)...
Posted by Dave Houston: Your Corn Forest Spondent on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 03:42:00 PST

Mother Nature: Prankster?

I have zero, repeat, zero use for April Fool’s Day. That said, I really hope that the wafting plumes of yellow particulate crud emanating from the trees are part of some harmless prank today.No?...
Posted by Dave Houston: Your Corn Forest Spondent on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 10:17:00 PST

The VO Industry Has Arrived.

How do I know? Because we’re now fodder for The Onion: Heroes Wishes He Was Guy Who Says Previously On Lost" />Guy Who Says ’Previously On Heroes’ Wishes He Was Guy Who Says ’P...
Posted by Dave Houston: Your Corn Forest Spondent on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 10:13:00 PST

For the Love of All That’s Holy, Make Him Stop.

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Posted by Dave Houston: Your Corn Forest Spondent on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 08:09:00 PST

WOBH: Padding the Resume

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Posted by Dave Houston: Your Corn Forest Spondent on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:45:00 PST

I Could Be Wrong...

...but I’m pretty sure that no two creepier pictures have ever been posted in the same space.Apologies....
Posted by Dave Houston: Your Corn Forest Spondent on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 02:46:00 PST

Yeah, I Know, You’re Sick of These.

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Posted by Dave Houston: Your Corn Forest Spondent on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 05:26:00 PST