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Sethy Cockfield

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I am spiraling towards thirty, and whether it's downward or upward remains to be seen .Some people say thirty is the new twenty, which mathematically means twenty now equals ten, which also means that newborns are younger than ever before!

I have (not haz, fucking HAVE) a BLOG !
I do comedy, for those of you who are into comedy.

My Interests

standup comedy
music
old movies
saints football
communicating
dogs
running around

I'd like to meet:

The press.

Music:



Movies:

john frankenheimer, roman polanski, clint eastwood, woody allen, alfred hitchcock, jimmy stewart, werner herzog, steve mcqueen, daniel day lewis, bill murray.

i like car chase scenes, but car race movies are incredibly boring. why? has anyone else seen "Le Mans"? can you really consider that a movie?

Television:

The Office, Venture Bros., The Wire, Lost, Strangers with Candy, Sanford and Son, Harvey Birdman, and David Attenborough.

Books:

i like reading about true things. history, geography, nature, serial killers, oddities, foreign cultures, space

Heroes:

Rick Sutcliffe

My Blog

Take On Your Clothes

New entries abound at the new location:Click Here for the newness. Comment here or there, it don't matter me....
Posted by Sethy Cockfield on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 04:39:00 PST

Blast From The Past

Here is an old video from about two years ago. It's a story I told only once at the Velveeta Room, shortly after getting a haircut that went (almost) completely awry.It's pretty short. .. ...
Posted by Sethy Cockfield on Wed, 21 May 2008 02:15:00 PST

Wheres That Noise?

I will now quietly end my blogging here on myspace. I have a blogspot blog now. I feel like I have more freedom. It's gonna have a more political bent, maybe some short stories, and the occasional rec...
Posted by Sethy Cockfield on Thu, 01 May 2008 10:29:00 PST

Shortcut To The Big Time

I am *this* close to being able to run. I miss it. I run a lot, but always for really short periods of time. I always sprint across the street. I even run to the mailbox. It's a weird thing I've alway...
Posted by Sethy Cockfield on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:47:00 PST

Im a Cowhorse. Who Cares?

I apologize that I've been blogging every day, but I'm left with little to do, since EVERYTHING ELSE is wiped out as an option.Okay, it's been two weeks since I tried to scale the unscalable tree. The...
Posted by Sethy Cockfield on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 02:16:00 PST

I-Phone, YouTube, Wii Sleep

Did anyone watch the Democratic debate last night? S*!T  D@*MIT! FUCK!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! I can't stress enough how embarrassing it was. Are there any adults left in the media? Can we not have...
Posted by Sethy Cockfield on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:43:00 PST

I Got On My Good Clothes

Last night, I got probably the warmest response from an audience that I've ever experienced, and it was a classic case of what happens when I actually listen to the insight of my peers. I was *this* c...
Posted by Sethy Cockfield on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 01:00:00 PST

Nine Inch Nail Salon

Unignorable pain, fear of having a limp for life, general worry about busy work-filled weekend making both those worse, collectively drove me to the ER late last night, and I finally found out what I ...
Posted by Sethy Cockfield on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 03:46:00 PST

Radio Stations, I Question Their Blackness

Almost thirty, single, waiter, negative account balance, fucked up foot. And I couldn’t be happier. I’ve heard that comedians are happiest when they’re completely miserable. As littl...
Posted by Sethy Cockfield on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:30:00 PST

Please Meet Iggy the Puggle

Back from Nola. I don’t even know where to begin, or if I even should. I wasn’t taking notes for I was too busy taking shots and meeting people and walking and talking and flirting and dri...
Posted by Sethy Cockfield on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 08:58:00 PST