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Linda Gambino

Laissez les bon temps rouler

About Me


I am a classic Type A personality. Im highly motivated & aggressive when I'm trying to reach my goals. I like dogs. I do not like birds. I am obsessed with shoes, The Weather Channel, Clorox Bleach Gel Pens and Toile fabric. I do not know how to use punctuation marks properly and use too many ellipses....... I hate chick flicks. Im afraid of fish. I like to chew gum. I am extremely superstitious.
I love Ohio State football, basketball (NCAA, not NBA) and baseball. I hate golf, the clothes are hideous. People should not wear plaid shorts. Ever. Im a 7 year breast cancer survivor. I talk about it. I make jokes about it. Deal with it. I love my crazy life, and wouldnt change a single second of it. I have the best family and friends any one could have.
I was voted "Funniest Person in Cincinnati" in 2006, and spend my time in smokey bars and comedy clubs telling jokes to drunk men & women...................................................
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My Interests

Tso makes some good chicken

I'd like to meet:

Jeffrey Dahmer, your Dad, your Son, your dirty Uncle. Someone who will teach me how to use Photoshop.

Music:

Pretty much every big hair glam band from the 80's. Especially, but not limited to Aerosmith, Bon Jovi, Motley Crue, and Poison. I also love Tom Petty, The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, Clapton, Bruce Springsteen, The Police, Frank Sinatra, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Johnny Cash, Eva Cassidy, Etta James, Rufus Wainwright, Queen, Pre-Disney Elton John, Madonna, The Clash, The Ramones, Ludacris, Eminem, Stevie Wonder, Sublime, CCR, Nirvana, Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, Mica, Janis Joplin, Broadway & Opera. Not a big fan of country music, but there's a few songs I like.

Movies:

are better when I watch them alone at home. That way, I can drink, smoke & yell out what I think the punch lines will be, and no one tells me to shut the hell up.

Television:

I love all trashy reality shows because I love a good train wreck. I hate Fox News and Oprah. Yes. I hate Oprah. She is the devil. Bitch, I can read & dont want your favorite things.
I hate all cooking shows except for "Paula's Home Cooking". I wish Paula Deen was my real Mom, because I would know how to cook and have a cute Southern accent. I would also smell like cookies and love. And I'd be really rich and have 2 smokin hot brothers.
I like "Myth Busters", "Jeopardy", and "Access Entertainment Extra Edition Inside Tonight". I love celebrity gossip. I think Mary Hart looks fab for being 79, but I liked Sugar Ray better when he tried to sing, versus when he tries to talk.

Books:

Anything by Richard Brautigan, Kurt Vonnegut, Walt Whitman, Dr. Seuss, Maya Angelou.. Currently catching up on all that crap I blew off in highschool.

Heroes:


My Blog

One, two, three strikes you’re out

I think Bronson Arroyo needs to decide whether he wants to be a rock star or a pitcher. He's not really doing well at either. I also think Chad Johnson needs to decide whether or not he wants to be a...
Posted by Linda Gambino on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:14:00 PST

PREGNANT!!!!

On Thursday, Oprah introduced Oregon resident Thomas Beatie to anyone who hadn’t yet heard of him. Beatie, a transgender man who is legally male, is six months pregnant with his and his wife&rsq...
Posted by Linda Gambino on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 12:39:00 PST

CVG sucks and so do your children

You cannot post a "Missed Connection" on Craig’s List for a Delta Airlines missed connection. I tried, it said "you’re fucked & get a new clock" but I think I found the guy who rammed h...
Posted by Linda Gambino on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:18:00 PST

Quite possibly the ugliest & scariest man on the planet

This is a picture of James Hopkins, who is on the Tri-State's Most Wanted list for having sex with minors: Seriously? What kid in their right mind would even go near this train wreck, much less have...
Posted by Linda Gambino on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 10:03:00 PST

I swore I would never do this again....

...but I just got sucked into another season of American Idol. Tonight, the boys had their chance to sing for the first time since the auditions. Here are my predictions for the guys who will make it...
Posted by Linda Gambino on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 07:18:00 PST

Wow

I think this picture of Michelle Williams is sort of creepy. But, wow!!!!! Heath Ledger's body decomposed at super sonic speed!!! Musta been all that blow. ...
Posted by Linda Gambino on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 03:15:00 PST

Best in Show

I've always wanted a foo-foo dog, like a Yorkie or a King Charles Cavalier, but for some reason, Ive had bigger dogs all my life. They were the average American dogs. We had a Collie, and a Border Col...
Posted by Linda Gambino on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:01:00 PST

Gambino Crime Family Woes

I had several phone calls, emails & Myspace messages yesterday regarding the massive roundup of alleged members of The Gambino crime family, both in NYC & Italy. Some were from friends, other calls w...
Posted by Linda Gambino on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 09:22:00 PST

I love drugs

Im all hopped up on Dayquil and Afrin. I felt that scratchiness in my throat Tuesday night. I was like, "Ruh-roh", because I had bookings all week long, and a cold is the kiss of death to a voice acto...
Posted by Linda Gambino on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 01:42:00 PST

School survey

1. Did you date someone from your school?Not very many, because most of them were gay2. Did you win anything in Seniors Whos Who?When I was a junior, the senior class "willed" me an ass and a padded b...
Posted by Linda Gambino on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 08:55:00 PST