big booty bitches & enchiladas. No Onions.
The Mormon Tabernacle Choir and whomever touched me when I was 7.
Kung Pow, Team America, The Jerk, Airplane, Family Guy, Anchorman, Run Lola Run, Space Balls, Braincandy, 40 Year Old Virgin, UHF
Comedy Central, Fox News, Diff'rent Strokes, The State, Hard Copy, Americas Funniest People, Scrubs. Anything with Mary Kate and Ashley, are they 18 yet? Weeds.
The Bible! Twice a day, maybe more depending on what I eat. I have been reading "The Easy Way to Stop Smoking" by Allen Carr and my intake has doubled. Can't judge a book by its cover.
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