Underwater competitive speed reading |
Mandatory
conflict. Everything has to be sensationalized or I will get scrambled
brain syndrome. People no longer converse. They cheer-lead their own
prescribed ideals. God bless ...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Aug 2009 11:51:00 GMT |
Eating the turd |
I will eat the turd and like it. I don't pretend to like it, rather I do quite enjoy the turd because it is unfamiliar and unique no matter the taste. That taste is grand. It is the unsavory delect...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Aug 2009 23:16:00 GMT |
Drain Bamage |
I saw a little bunny rabbit the other day as I was sitting at the foot of the steps in a back yard. It got eerily close to me which I found somewhat surprising. I began to have visions of being one ...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Jul 2009 15:27:00 GMT |
Brutal Honesty |
I'm not sure that brutal honesty really exists. The only thing that could be considered "brutal" is when honesty is delivered and the recipient is unprepared because they don't really want honesty. ...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Jul 2009 21:24:00 GMT |
Drain Bamage 11 |
I think the makers of Axe body spray have done a noble and kind thing for humankind. We can now instantly identify douche nozzle mantards solely with our sense of smell. What will they think of ne...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Jul 2009 15:39:00 GMT |
Drain Bamage 10 |
I think love is a lot like pancakes. They're both warm, fluffy, and delicious at first. Then you get through the first few bites and things start to change. Now all of a sudden you are eying the ot...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Jul 2009 18:54:00 GMT |
Drain Bamage 9 |
When Jesus comes back it would be funny if he was a balding black man with bad skin. I think it would be a tough sell from there on out. Death is a lie
Posted by on Sun, 12 Jul 2009 00:55:00 GMT |
Drain Bamage #8.32336 |
If you are ever showing your home to prospective buyers and a giant anaconda eats their 4 year old, tell them that its your pet and hes just playing. Works every tizzle. Doing things with no hands do...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Jul 2009 15:42:00 GMT |
Drain Bamage #7 |
I think I wanna turn pro at making paper airplanes. I have decent folding skills. I also have a high threshold of pain so I wouldn't likely be discouraged by all the nasty paper cuts that are bound t...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Jul 2009 12:51:00 GMT |
Drain Bamage #6 |
"Born on The 4th of July" was a good movie but I don't think it warrants this yearly celebration. We all know how awesome Tom Cruise is but I'm afraid there are more important things to honor. Besid...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Jul 2009 10:44:00 GMT |
