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Ryan Singer

comedian - one who tries to be amusing : clown (Webster's II - 1984)

About Me

The lizard in my brain waits for the right moment to strike at Garney, the miniature monkey that iives in my throat and plays the accordian with my teeth. The battle between good and evil lies within us all. I have never met a bad habit I did not iike, it is good to be nice to things.

My Interests

I am quite interested in the underlying message of pointlessness and gloom in the movie, "The Neverending Story." It has consumed me.

Music:

Anything Brian Wilson and especially "Smile," the Format, the Kooks, Citizen Cope, Ryan Adams, The Redwalls, Matthew Ryan, Manual Noriega, Limbeck, SteeleTrain, Waylon and Willie, The Hollies, The Lifetime Guarantee, Eatafetus Trio, Home Abortion, and Salvador Ali

Movies:

The Neverending Story trilogy

Television:

baseball, baseball, baseball. baseball. more baseball. I have no life during baseball season. I am one of those annoying fantasy baseball guys and I am really good at it, which makes me a horrible person and boyfriend. It is easy to spend time adjusting lineups on a daily basis when no one wants to hang out with you because you are that unlikeable. I am that guy.

Books:

The Easy Way to Stop Smoking - Allen Carr

Heroes:

Heroes is a television I will no longer allow myself to watch.

My Blog

A funny thing happened on the way to hell...

I realized it does not exist. I guess I will just turn around and go back to a world with no consequences and a life with no answers. And by the way, if you're looking for a sense of justice or fair...
Posted by Ryan Singer on Fri, 02 May 2008 05:56:00 PST

An American Drop-in

I have considered myself to be an American drop out since the last election. I would say since the election of 2000, but I was still tortured by my morality for dummies upbringing and voted for Georg...
Posted by Ryan Singer on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 10:49:00 PST

Dearest Reginald

Dearest Reginald,It pains me to write this blog, as it would seem to be best handled with some sense of dignity and pride. Alas, it has come to this, dearest friend. Your honesty and sage advice ove...
Posted by Ryan Singer on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 12:56:00 PST

Radical Ryan Points

Some of you may be aware of a form of currency called, "Radical Ryan Points."  For those of you not aware, this is an arbitrary points system I have devised, in which I reward people varying amou...
Posted by Ryan Singer on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 11:31:00 PST

My 100th Blog

This is my 100th blog...sigh...hiss...who hissed? Realizing how much time and energy I have wasted writing these blogs has made me happy.  It gives me joy to know that a portion of my life has be...
Posted by Ryan Singer on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 01:48:00 PST

You Have to Know About This!

I normally do not post such blogs, bulletins, etc..., but you must know of my favorite show of all-time, ever, forever and ever amen... If you are not familiar with www.channel101.com you do not have ...
Posted by Ryan Singer on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 08:54:00 PST

I'm a Man

That's right... a real man.  I have a penis and everything.  I changed my oil today.  I have hair on my ass too.  Farley and I stood in the garage and nodded knowingly to one anoth...
Posted by Ryan Singer on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 12:07:00 PST

I am a Jack-Ass!!!

So, the code in the blog does not work...I am infinitely ignorant...I apologize.Here's the link to go to youtube and get the embed code...click on the video and there will be an embed link that you co...
Posted by Ryan Singer on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 11:42:00 PST

Shows, Sobriety, and Cereal

I miss eating cereal...I have not eaten it in so long Here are a couple of shows (some tentative) coming up: September 22nd - Southgate House in Newport - Tribute to the Openers September 17...
Posted by Ryan Singer on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 04:13:00 PST

the introduction

It begins with an observation. Turns into a thought. Becomes an idea. Overtakes you as an obsession. This is how it begins...In a world where you can buy whatever you want: food from another coun...
Posted by Ryan Singer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST