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Robert Hawkins

Appearing @ The Cleveland Improv June 13 -17.

About Me

View my Comedy Central Shorties animation here.
Get this video and more at MySpace.com Layout Created at Mspremade.com

My Interests

People, places, cycling, guitar, golf, movies, books, music, beer, yager, fireworks, tornados, cash, food.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Loud ass tamborine, harpsychord.

Movies:

March of the MILFs, Kingpin, Midnight Run, Jaws, High Noon, Napolean Dynamite, Dude Where's Your Granny?, Junebug.

Television:

CSI - Your Granny, Discovery channel, History channel, sports, UFC, the mute button, Little House on Your Pappy, the first two or three episodes of American Idol and Last Comic Standing, HBO.

Books:

Stumbling on Happiness, Freakonomics, Devil in The White City, Da Davinci Code, Ghost Soldiers, I Lucifer, To Kill Yur Granny.

Heroes:

Muhammed Ali, Royce Gracie, Ron White, Your Granny, Lance Armstrong, David Bowie, RUSH, Pat Tillman, Mom, Bill Hicks, Cosby.

My Blog

Military Tour 2007/08

Happy New Year, friends.  Can you believe its the 1st already?  Damn time flies. Haven't been in the mood to journal on this trip but I have lots of video and still shots that I will eventua...
Posted by Robert Hawkins on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 11:55:00 PST

Repost of Afganny 2006 trip.

 Looka here.  I'll be in Iraq for the '08 hollandaise. Hope nothing crazy happens, but I will keep a journal for it. "Wanna read it here it go." First tho, is a riposte of the 2006 Afganny t...
Posted by Robert Hawkins on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 03:56:00 PST

Flying With The Blue Angels Part 1 - 3 w/ video

FEB07 HiI received a voice mail a few days ago from Lt. Commander Garret Kasper of the U.S. Navy Blue Angels, "&big fan&heard you talking about us on XM Radio and wanted to see if you’d like to...
Posted by Robert Hawkins on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 09:41:00 PST

Handlin' My Biz

www.roberthawkins.biz
Posted by Robert Hawkins on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 12:44:00 PST

Smackin Kittens review.

Your Source for Stand-Up Comedy   May/June, 2006 - issue 05      Robert HawkinsSmackin Kittens Robert Hawkins dives right into this 45...
Posted by Robert Hawkins on Tue, 23 May 2006 11:32:00 PST