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Tommy B

The first time I smoked pot, I was in the back seat of my older brother’s car. It must have been s

About Me

With so much drama in the NPT that its hard sometimes bein' Tommy B. i like drinking Kentucky Tavern, Making fun of my friends, making people laugh. I love music. Punk Music mostly but i dont discriminate. if i like it, i like it. I have 2 great kids; they make me keep getting better... without them i would still be adolescent degenerate.I love chicks with tattoos. And if they wear glasses, EVEN BETTER. i used to own a bass guitar... i used to do drugs, i still do, but i used to too.and if you dont like me blow me.

My Interests

I am interested in stuff that amuses me. Dumb people, Punk Rock, Bar sluts and Buzz Whores... and sarcasm
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I'd like to meet:

your mom.... she gave me her peas

Music:

whatever makes my head bounce... or whatever makes me want to scream the lyrics... whatever makes my heart beat faster. MUSIC... it makes my world revolve.listening to alot of local stuff lately from alot of different rock genres mainly of the punk and ska variety. Pumpkin Slut, Thee Alliance, 86d, The Reanimated, Pinstripes; you get the idea. More national acts like Leftover Crack, Sham69, F-Minus, Time Again, Rancid, 311, Sublime, Less Than Jake, Elvis Hitler, Goldfinger, Redman, WU, Whole Wheat Bread, Social D, DK, any punk really minus Misfits (too overrated for me).

Movies:

I watch alot of movies. MOST RECENT FAVORITES: No Country For Old Men... Charlie Wilsons War... The Iceman: Confrssions of a mafia hitman... Behind The Mask: Rise of Leslie Vernon... FIDO... Boys and Girls Guide to getting Down... Brothers Solomon... Superbad... Transformers... . . .Quentin tarantino movies, Roger Avary Movies, comedy, horror, and cheesy campy horror flicks. Sin City, The Transporter 1 and 2,memento, American History X, Deuces Wild, waterboy, anything with Fairuza Balk in it. stand by me, willy wonka, the goonies, Killing Zoe, KINGPIN

Television:

anthony bourdain... andrew zimmern... Discovery Channel... TLC... Comedy Central... History Channel. and i watch texas holdem sometimes...

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Books:

Dr. Seuss, Stephen King, Chuck Palahniuk Richard Matheson... books: Choke, Diary, Fox in Socks, 1 fish 2 fish red fish blue fish, The Regulators, Desparation, Buick 8, I AM LEGEND, Hell House, Lobotomy: Surviving the Ramones , Please Kill Me: The Uncensored Oral History of Punk, No one here gets out alive,

Heroes:

For every prohibition you create you also create an underground Jello Biafra DK A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy? -- Albert Einstein Anger dwells only in the bosom of fools. -- Albert Einstein . Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. -- Mel Brooks . I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too. -- Mitch Hedberg . The beast in me is caged by frail and fragile bars. -- Johnny Cash . He was a wise man who invented beer. --PLATO . Music is a moral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato . A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself. --Jim Morrison I was stoned. It seemed like a fun thing to do at the time. -- Jim Morrison The most loving parents and relatives commit murder with smiles on their faces. They force us to destroy the person we really are: a subtle kind of murder. --- Jim Morrison%0

My Blog

The Perfect Date

She holds my hand as tight as her little hand lets her.  She looks at me with the purest of eyes. She smiles at me like she knows i do no wrong.  She loves me unconditionally.   Every d...
Posted by Tommy B on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 03:23:00 PST

FUCK YOU WALMART

FUCK WALMART....  FUCK  KMART...   i didnt goto  Quickie Mart... but fuck that place too...I have yet to find a christmas tree...  every place has them on sale.  you...
Posted by Tommy B on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 08:49:00 PST

myspace thinks im gay.

ok... i have made posts before about the sweet ass  TRUE DOT COM  CHICKS  that appear on my home page here on MS.   Some of them are truly gorgeous ladies.   BUT ......
Posted by Tommy B on Tue, 29 May 2007 07:13:00 PST

Shit Happens

ok this happened to me on the way to work. Its funny and gross. I have no idea why i am sharing this but for shear laugh factor. So ENJOY!!!!! As i was walking to work i had to shit.... it started at ...
Posted by Tommy B on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 03:30:00 PST