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Lynn Shawcroft

'Get your priorities crooked' - Hedberg

About Me

Hmm....I LOVE EGG NOG WITH ALL MY HEART...I love hotels. I'm a picker by nature.I am very underground."; I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

My Interests

Hotels. Room Service. Movies-on-Demand. Comedy. People with floppy hair. I love quenching my thirst.

I'd like to meet:

the critically acclaimed.

Music:

....lots....

Movies:

I love watching movies.

Television:

City Confidential; Cold Case Files; Forensic Files; ; Tuckerville; Extras; Made; The Office (BBC); BEAUTY and the GEEK 60 Minutes; Dateline; Primetime; 2020; Murder She Wrote; 36Mafia's "Adventures in Hollyhood"....I love Sugerfoot!!; Psych

Books:

Nosey.

Heroes:

Sleeping Beauty; Hedberg; Jessica Fletcher; Douglas

My Blog

Coming to terms with my anti 21st Century behaviour. Yelp.

Well...I feel bad. I cannot seem to be a cell phone owner these days without major problems.I have two cell phone numbers (one old, one new), racking up bills and I can't narrow it down to one because...
Posted by Lynn Shawcroft on Thu, 22 May 2008 05:58:00 PST

White Male, Late Fifties/Early Sixties: Obssession or Passing Fancy

Hello. How are you? Since I can’t hear you answering me in your native tongue - I will assume, "Fine, thanks  for asking".I have been avoiding this blog like the plague...without all the "7...
Posted by Lynn Shawcroft on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 02:07:00 PST

A Brand New Me

Well...I just bought a brand new computer...and it's a Mac. It has a huge screen that glows and taunts me...and it has the same ability to make me feel guilty for not doing the same shit that my old c...
Posted by Lynn Shawcroft on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 01:13:00 PST

TEXAS

Hey. I just want to thank everybody  who introduced themselves to me over the weekend in Austin, San Marcos and Houston at the shows.. Stanhope's audience is very cool...and friendly. I'm feeling...
Posted by Lynn Shawcroft on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 03:28:00 PST

Calendar Update

So...thanks for sending (those who did) in some awesome artwork. Gimme a few days to figure it all out. I will email everybody soon,   Cheers, Lynn
Posted by Lynn Shawcroft on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 09:59:00 PST

Big Hair = Big Brain

A girl named Laura emailed me with this from The Minnesota Monthly Magazine: High School Confidential  ...
Posted by Lynn Shawcroft on Wed, 02 May 2007 01:44:00 PST

Two Things I like, plus a story.

I'm way into 'Cake Mania' today and yesterday. I may be sick of it tomorrow&Also, I wanna see 'The Hoax' next week. I like hoaxes - or the idea of them anyway& I guess I haven't written for a while. ...
Posted by Lynn Shawcroft on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 12:46:00 PST

Motherload from a new Motherboard (dumb)

My computer is fixed. Yahoo. I pick it up yesterday. The motherboard was replaced.  Without the warranty it would have cost $489. But it was free! They way I see it - I now have  an extra $4...
Posted by Lynn Shawcroft on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 04:21:00 PST

Sketch Fest in San Francisco

Hey,Happy New Year&.I hope everyone is having fun. Here's just a quick note to let ya'll in on something cool&so why not come and check this out if you live in San Francisco. Or near by. Or you love ...
Posted by Lynn Shawcroft on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 04:18:00 PST

Sketch Fest in San Francisco

Hey,Happy New Year&.I hope everyone is having fun. Here's just a quick note to let ya'll in on something cool&so why not come and check this out if you live in San Francisco. Or near by. Or you love ...
Posted by Lynn Shawcroft on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 04:18:00 PST