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Hack Oddity

Chill out, it's only a rape joke...

About Me

Comedy comes first.


I will happily put my friends and family though the 7 levels of hell, if as a result, I get a mediocre laugh out of it. I am willing to do a lot more for a bigger laugh.

I have a tendency of going too far; I don’t see this as a problem.

I hate cringe comedy, its lazy writing, I refuse to watch a film whilst feeling perpetually embarrassed for every character. I’ve dabbled in stand-up myself, it turns out I suck, I’m ok with this. I’m writing some short sketches at the moment and hopefully one day, a screenplay.

I’ll talk to anyone, anywhere, at any time. I don’t really get in bad moods. I’ve only ever been offended once that I can remember, I am still offended by Big Brother to this day.

I love open minded people with indiscriminate senses of humor, I travel great distances to have real times with these people and it’s worth every pound of debt I get into.

Also, incase you were wondering, my real last name is Baker, i picked up Ferrato from my pretend american wife, i’ll tell you about it sometime.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I've met most of the people i wanted to meet and the rest are dead...

That said if you are a cool, tolerent person who likes to get fucked up and try to be funny, i probably wanna meet you too.

My Blog

The Beauty is in the details (or lack of them).

I think I've left it to long, the urge to go into detail of the last few weeks is draining away like a back ally abortion down the gutter. Most of the people who need to know what happened already do ...
Posted by Hack Oddity on Wed, 28 May 2008 01:31:00 PST

The aftermath

So I've survived another 4 days in the middle of death valley surrounded by the most degenerate drunks, comics, artists, losers, psychotics and sexual deviants on the planet. I'm currently sat in Dru...
Posted by Hack Oddity on Tue, 20 May 2008 12:22:00 PST

...tis the season.

Hope everyone has a kick ass holiday, xmas, jewday.. basically whatever reason you're using to get really fucking drunk, eat loads of shite and be overly polite to people you wouldn't usually give the...
Posted by Hack Oddity on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 03:16:00 PST

Gargling with humanity.

Ok so run with me on this&   Catholics believe wearing a condom is evil. Catholics believe masturbation is evil. Catholics believe abortion is evil.   They believe this because all of the ...
Posted by Hack Oddity on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 08:50:00 PST

Priorities

I think I've finally come to the conclusion that comedy in general, is more important to me than sex. I don't just mean my pie in the sky dreams of becoming the next Lenny Bruce kind of comedy; I mean...
Posted by Hack Oddity on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 02:16:00 PST

Crossing the picket line.

So you're at a party, stood with a few friends and someone decides to roll a joint. The joint gets rolled, conversation is lighthearted and vaguely entertaining, you get passed the joint, take a few h...
Posted by Hack Oddity on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 04:43:00 PST

Sabbatical

After this extremely long weekend I've decided it's probably in my best interest to take a wee break from drugs& well& the strong stuff. Weed has been my staple diet for the past few years and I feel ...
Posted by Hack Oddity on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 02:28:00 PST

A new kind of insanity.

So there's no real way I can write this blog without coming across as a complete fucking loved-up faggot. So I'm going to get that part out the way first. I met a girl (on facebook, fuck you) we met, ...
Posted by Hack Oddity on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 06:29:00 PST

Tribute to a fallen friend...

I'm starting to feel a little sick writing this because i never thought I'd have to. at 7pm last night a good friend of mine Ronnie Putnam died of a brain aneurism. He was the reason my trips over to ...
Posted by Hack Oddity on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 03:00:00 PST

I dont want to jynx this but...

I've had a fucking awesome day. Don't ask why, just have an extra drink/line/pill/joint for me over the weekend. If things carry on like this, i might stop being such a prick. Maybe. Hack x   upd...
Posted by Hack Oddity on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 05:48:00 PST