Glenn Wool - ProfilesArchive

About Me

i have been a comedian since 1993. it has taken me across the globe and i find it deeply satisfying. im originally from canada but i now live in england where i enjoy cups of tea, fish and chips and refering to police officers as bobbies

My Interests

i play ice hockey for the london devils when my busy schedule permits. being on the road alot i try to go to as many museams as i can. i try not to watch too many tv programs as my plan is to save all the shows for when im old and in a retirement home. that being said, i do tend to watch the news and sporting events alot. well you cant really save those. can you?

I'd like to meet:

myself, 15 years from now, so we could laugh at all the things that i worry about right now. we'd have beers and giggle which is weird for him because he doesnt drink much these days. i'd want to ask about the eye patch but i'd be unable to put in the conversation politely so i would'nt try to. it would only be when we switched to the whiskey that whilst i was attempting to put "run to the hills" on the juke box that he'd sucker punch me in the back of my head for fucking his life up so much. im glad i made his life shit. old me seems like an asshole

Music:

my tastes are quite varied but the two true genius's that walk amongst us are mike patton and gord downie. also, i now belive the only man who can sort out the problems in iraq is jerry lee lewis. hear me out, a free concert with all the people that guested on last man standing. then have the killer end the show by showing that explosives arent just useful in car bomb making but you can also use them to blow up your piano at the end of star studded extravaganza. then axl and slash re-unite on stage as jerry plays a slow version of civil war and while they stare lovingly into each others eyes. see sunnis, kurds and shia. if the gunners can get along cant you at least try.oh, and also. if you enjoy my work here. please read my column for juke box http://jukebo.cx/archives/2007/02/17/killer-be-killed/

Movies:

i have recently gotten heavily into the marx brothers. i dont know why. i suppose its more productive than wanking

Television:

sports, news, and the ocassional babe station interlude

Books:

im currently reading slashs' auto biography. its solid. i can recommend it to any one, even if you dont like guns and roses. although, if you suffer from that horrible affliction then maybe its time for you to excuse yourself from this party we call life. your just wierding everybody out

Heroes:

mom, dad, and iron man (in no particular order)

My Blog

jetlag

i fell like im floating in space today. i have flown alot lately. to much for humans. do birds get jet lag? they probably do but call it something different. like migration migraine or something sligh...
Posted by Glenn Wool on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 01:37:00 PST

hair do’s and dont’s

i require a haircut. i havent had it cut in a couple of months and its becoming as unruly as rocket riddled isreal. although if my hair had continually fired rockets into the middle east i couldnt say...
Posted by Glenn Wool on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 08:35:00 PST

meat and great

im off to do bestival on the isle of wight tommorrow.the beatie boys are headlining and i have a small possibility of meeting them in the performers area. if i do, i promise to tr...
Posted by Glenn Wool on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 03:19:00 PST

home and dry

i am currently recovering from the edinburgh festival like a general convalesing on his farm. the war is over. some battles lost that shouldve been won. some victories that relied more on...
Posted by Glenn Wool on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 05:56:00 PST

im tired of thinkin bout drinkin

hello to all my friends, i havent been responding to any sort of internet attempts on my attention lately because im currently living in edinburgh for the month and my flat has no internet. shocking, ...
Posted by Glenn Wool on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 10:44:00 PST

inapropriate (sic)

why am i fascinated by the deaths of wrestlers? i wish i had no clue who any of these people were but the sad fact is... i do. there is something inheriently funny about a man...
Posted by Glenn Wool on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 05:10:00 PST

help me fix the world

heres the deal, the last time i did a charity gig was for live life then give life. the show was to get enough money to hire a specialist to work in a hospital that could help cut down on the nu...
Posted by Glenn Wool on Mon, 28 May 2007 05:10:00 PST

pain

i dont know what hurts any more! i am awash in tiny health complaints. i feel like im being eaten by piranhas. recently, i have dislocated my pinky toe, had my back waxed and a wisdom tooth remo...
Posted by Glenn Wool on Tue, 01 May 2007 07:37:00 PST

organ donut

last night i performed at a charity event that was attempting to raise money for organ donation thing where basically when people are on the organ donor list sometimes the hospital will get someone th...
Posted by Glenn Wool on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 09:35:00 PST

making the funny pages funny

i have taken up a new cause. everyday, as a way of getting the creative juices flowing, i have been writing my own captions on the comics in the newspaper. its high time we all rose up in this way. th...
Posted by Glenn Wool on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 07:36:00 PST