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About Me

hooray!When i was born i was blue because i wasnt breathing which is abit silly.I fall asleep way too easily, if i sit down to watch something or be still after 10:30 im usually a gonner.My stubble is invisible. this isnt an invitation to stroke my face.There was a rumour once i had no nipples- this was a slanderous lie.Im in adrock from the beastie boy's top 8 which is lovely.I directed and co-produced home alone 4, the back of the dvd is wrong.Another David Stanier wrote a book about buses (sorry ladies that wasnt me ) You know that flap of skin under your top lip? mine was cut out on that same day i saw jumanji.I once stole john caudwell's name place indicates-where-they-sit thing and a salt shaker from old trafford, i was later arrested, john cauldwell has a million pounds.I once played the part of spiderman in the school production, i was later arrested, seb was darth maul.At the beggining of the pokemon gameboy games (blue and red) i always chose bulbasaur, then my rival always chose charmander just to beat me the shit.I can play the trumpet. ish...If i could choose how i'd die, it'd be saving the world on a motorbike thats on fire driving off a mountain thats also on fire into a train full of nazis shouting "DAAAAAAAVE!"I live in both Lancaster and Newcastle-under-lyme. Do you?Check out my website www.youaresogay.com
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Who I'd Like To Meet:Sherry Palmer, as in the ex-wife of David Palmer the first black american president from 24. I'd shout at her abit. I hate Sherry Palmer. (I'm only half way through series 2 so if she dies or turns out to be lovely or some shiz dont tell me)

My Blog

fighting science!

let's fight science!recently there was live earth. the big musical day of stopping our globals getting all warmed up and fighting the ice caps.as me and thom watched the black eyed peas and then the b...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 11:44:00 GMT

dave stanier met matt bellamy?

if you know me its more than likely you know how much i absolutely love muse like lots.let me tell you a little tale about possibly the best minute of my life full of courage, courageous-ness and ball...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 14:50:00 GMT

BAAAAAARCELONA!!

here it is. the best of the bunch from the pictures of barcelona and a lovely running comenttary by David Stanier. it was a proper SIX daves week.lets GO!seb does that bloody pissin two finger thing o...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 15:27:00 GMT

my family is super

welcome newcomers and true believers!introducing a new team of super heroes fighting for justice and honour and boobs!the extraordinary STANIER FAMILY!"The DAD!" with his speed and amazing animal inst...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 09:04:00 GMT

dave's on a plane

the title is a gramatical lie...im not a plane...it just fitted better in the pun than "dave was on a plane or gettin ready to go on a plane and lots of stuff happened to him".....yawite?twas about 9:...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 06:11:00 GMT

parody-ish and retards

man is it hot.weathers a retard. i'm like dead sticky. (read:i like kites)first i'd like to complain about my mum.what a retard (read:postmen? LMAO!)the conversation went like this...she'll be fr...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 14:50:00 GMT